Author Topic: What you prefer in women (assuming your not gay) (Read 4724 times)

PAWL · « **Reply #30 on:** October 17, 2007, 04:36:36 PM »

Quote from: Penis_Monster on October 17, 2007, 04:01:24 PM

4. nice ankles

seriously. no kankles allowed.

mikefork · « **Reply #31 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:05:20 PM »

-not taller than me, or too short
-has an actual personality
-sense of humor
-positive attitude
-any color hair except blond (prefereably brown)
-intelligent
-good musical choices
-like penis monster said, a wardrobe the i would be jealous of if i was a girl with a brain
-puts up with my non-sense without a fight

toonie · « **Reply #32 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:13:31 PM »

a girl who i don't have to repeat myself to

bentmode · « **Reply #33 on:** October 17, 2007, 05:38:57 PM »

-someone who can appreciate public transportation.

mick swagger · « **Reply #34 on:** October 17, 2007, 06:44:56 PM »

cheap drunk.

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #35 on:** October 17, 2007, 06:52:18 PM »

I want a girl who shares some interests with me.
A girl who's educated.
Has a nice figure. Lets face it, looks are very important.
Has her own car and a steady job, proving she does'nt need me to take care of her.
Hair/eye color is not important to me, nor is chest size.

Simply put, I just want a down to earth, smart, secure, pretty girl.

Thats not asking much... is it?

bentmode · « **Reply #36 on:** October 17, 2007, 06:57:47 PM »

yes, im afraid it is.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #37 on:** October 17, 2007, 07:02:54 PM »

ever noticed that there doesnt seem to be such thing as native indian (ie: american indian) porn? weird huh?

bueno · « **Reply #38 on:** October 17, 2007, 07:17:24 PM »

Quote from: sebastian toombs on October 17, 2007, 07:02:54 PM

ever noticed that there doesnt seem to be such thing as native indian (ie: american indian) porn? weird huh?

you into that kinda stuff?

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #39 on:** October 17, 2007, 07:24:52 PM »

Quote from: sebastian toombs on October 17, 2007, 07:02:54 PM

ever noticed that there doesnt seem to be such thing as native indian (ie: american indian) porn? weird huh?

I'd be into some real Pocahontas shit.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #40 on:** October 17, 2007, 07:29:01 PM »

just looking for a woman who knows how to gut a moose and make bannock and pemmican for breakfast... looks are important too, i guess.

john · « **Reply #41 on:** October 17, 2007, 07:29:38 PM »

nice face
nice ass
smart
sense of humor
doesn't mind me skating all the time
not orange

Alexactly · « **Reply #42 on:** October 17, 2007, 08:02:42 PM »

Is ok with getting super soaked.

marty. · « **Reply #43 on:** October 17, 2007, 08:09:20 PM »

Quote from: jesus0nvi4gra on October 17, 2007, 07:24:52 PM

Quote from: sebastian toombs on October 17, 2007, 07:02:54 PM
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ever noticed that there doesnt seem to be such thing as native indian (ie: american indian) porn? weird huh?
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I'd be into some real Pocahontas shit.

I remember when I was younger and just learning about internet porn, I ran into a picture of a native american gilr shoving a cob of corn or whatever it's called like...up there.

Alexactly · « **Reply #44 on:** October 17, 2007, 08:13:35 PM »

You posted that to get gnar'd, didn't you?

marty. · « **Reply #45 on:** October 17, 2007, 08:17:08 PM »

Nah dude, I seriously did. I'll see if I can find it.

P.S. I finally picked up that poster from my old house, so I'll head down to the post office tomorrow.

Alexactly · « **Reply #46 on:** October 17, 2007, 08:18:49 PM »

Send and ear of corn also. My Native-American girl friend can't seem to get enough of it for some reason.

E.l.G · « **Reply #47 on:** October 17, 2007, 08:32:15 PM »

Quote from: bentmode on October 17, 2007, 05:38:57 PM

-someone who can appreciate public transportation.

j....soy..... · « **Reply #48 on:** October 17, 2007, 09:11:43 PM »

1) isn't psycho
2) puts up w. me
3) self sufficient
4) not too many hang ups
5) decent looking

Joshewuhh · « **Reply #49 on:** October 17, 2007, 09:22:01 PM »

If she tells better fart and poop jokes than me.
Tells those jokes in front of my friends.
Drinks more than me.

Than shes a winner.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #50 on:** October 17, 2007, 10:25:09 PM »

Quote from: jsoy on October 17, 2007, 09:11:43 PM

3) self sufficient

you feel the same huh?

EricLogan · « **Reply #51 on:** October 18, 2007, 02:02:00 AM »

my penis

ahlee · « **Reply #52 on:** October 18, 2007, 07:24:42 AM »

Quote from: Joshewuhh on October 17, 2007, 09:22:01 PM

If she tells better fart and poop jokes than me.
Tells those jokes in front of my friends.
Drinks more than me.

Than shes a winner.

i'm all set with any girl farting.. good teeth, nice hair, great smell. thats it. if they dont smell good, then fuck that hoe.

89-90pistons · « **Reply #53 on:** October 18, 2007, 07:27:50 AM »

If girls can tell abortion jokes, they're keepers.

H8R vol.2 · « **Reply #54 on:** October 18, 2007, 07:50:10 AM »

Quote from: PAWL on October 17, 2007, 04:36:36 PM

Quote from: Penis_Monster on October 17, 2007, 04:01:24 PM
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4. nice ankles
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seriously. no kankles allowed.

or thacks allowed.
straight down from thigh to back no asshaving chicks is a huge no-no.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #55 on:** October 18, 2007, 09:33:45 AM »

Quote from: 89-90pistons on October 18, 2007, 07:27:50 AM

If girls can tell abortion jokes, they're keepers.

Word, that or dead baby jokes.
That paired with a cute smile and a round ass to bounce off of and I'm pretty set.
Dark complection is nice. My brain has a sexual affirmative action program going too, so if she's black, latina, or asian, she gets extra points.

bumptobar · « **Reply #56 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:29:54 AM »

Nice body
chill personaility
likes my friends and has an intrest in skating
is a pot head
Oh and is reaaaaaaallllly hot.

bentmode · « **Reply #57 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:33:02 AM »

the thing about girls is they always like corey duffel. its fucking regular. no matter how much you try to push danny renaud. i dont get it.

Guile · « **Reply #58 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:41:13 AM »

my womans fine and has a set of D's that beat tyras titty test. that is all good and well for the public appearances but i need a chick i can sit at home with and talk shit to. me and this woman will sit and make fun of eachother all night while rippin the bong and watching southpark and seinfeld on the computer. then when we get in bed she does the cuddly thing while i do the fuck off im sleeping thing. and in the morning she either goes to work or to school because shes studying to become a chemical engineer. she isnt bothered by the fact i dont give a fuck what happens to me and im a grown man making money off a wooden toy. this is what i needed in a chick and now i have it. now if i could just stop fucking the other one id be good.

Guile · « **Reply #59 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:44:38 AM »

Quote from: n0torious on October 18, 2007, 11:36:23 AM

Quote from: bentmode on October 18, 2007, 10:33:02 AM
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the thing about girls is they always like corey duffel. its fucking regular. no matter how much you try to push danny renaud. i dont get it.
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My girl thinks Rowley is cute, and that Duffel is lame.

my girlfriend puts on mouse for me when i get home from work and when we saw corey in vancouver she called him out for being a rich little kid like ryan sheckler. keep in mind this was 4 or more years before the sheckler gay-boom we are having now. i think she studied me and my reactions while watching videos magazines and conversations and she knows more about skating than we do now. she is also a massive fan of beebs and owns the holla shirt and pulls it out during the "whiskey did it" nights. now that i think about it i dont know why i plowed the blonde girl on the side when i had this spanish freak at home. im just a dick i guess.

Author Topic: What you prefer in women (assuming your not gay) (Read 4724 times)

mikefork

toonie

mick swagger

Joshewuhh

sebastian toombs

sebastian toombs

E.l.G

Joshewuhh

sebastian toombs

89-90pistons

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