beloe blows below the belt.
i know hipsters kind of flock towards shit that looks ugly/old, but i don't even think they would buy shoes constructed by blind, mentally challenged sweatshop workers with no arms who have been forced to rely solely on their feet and mouths to survive.
if these feet covers (i refuse to call them shoes) were boiled and spiced into an edible food, a goat that hasn't eaten anything in three months would still rather eat a rock on the ground than them.
whoever designed them must have accidentally spilled their 'independent coffee house' coffee on their computer causing the these abominations to be spewed out. i wonder if they smell like camel cigs? probably.