Why thank you. I spent the weekend in Montreal and had a full diet of Boreale Blonde and Poutine. I had it every day, and twice on Saturday. I put on a sweater before work today and I felt a cold sweat. Sitting in my car, I could smell gravy. I thought I saw cheese curd steam behind the monitor, but it was just a mirage.
Upon further analysis, I realized all that gravy and those mounds of cheese curds never digested and they are now leaking through my pores. I don't understand how the French do it, but they are effing amazing.