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mIRC Gonzales · « **Reply #240 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:32:19 AM »

But Guile...you ARE a loser, just accept it. You've got an avatar of SOMEBODY ELSE'S skating...you sit online all day talking about SOMEBODY ELSE'S videos...you touch yourself to and hype up SOMEBODY ELSE'S Lakai video...yet you do nothing. Where's your footage? Wheres your video? Where's your magazine? Where's your contribution to ANYthing?....oh, riiiiiight, you've posted on SLAP forums 543,502 times. Your ONE claim to fame. Ahhhwesome! That's some gold right there. You're really putting yourself out there aren't you? That's brave. That's new. Just like hiding behind the name "Guile".

deep · « **Reply #241 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:34:27 AM »

Quote from: mIRC Gonzales on December 13, 2007, 08:32:19 AM

But Guile...you ARE a loser, just accept it. You've got an avatar of SOMEBODY ELSE'S skating...you sit online all day talking about SOMEBODY ELSE'S videos...you touch yourself to and hype up SOMEBODY ELSE'S Lakai video...yet you do nothing. Where's your footage? Wheres your video? Where's your magazine? Where's your contribution to ANYthing?....oh, riiiiiight, you've posted on SLAP forums 543,502 times. Your ONE claim to fame. Ahhhwesome! That's some gold right there. You're really putting yourself out there aren't you? That's brave. That's new. Just like hiding behind the name "Guile".

who doesnt have an avatar or some body else skating? somebody elses lakai video? im gonna get some pepsi, brb

alongway · « **Reply #242 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:35:09 AM »

guile, isnt it time to get to work and nailing those nails.
thats a good life you got there.

Quote from: deep on December 13, 2007, 08:34:27 AM

Quote from: mIRC Gonzales on December 13, 2007, 08:32:19 AM
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But Guile...you ARE a loser, just accept it. You've got an avatar of SOMEBODY ELSE'S skating...you sit online all day talking about SOMEBODY ELSE'S videos...you touch yourself to and hype up SOMEBODY ELSE'S Lakai video...yet you do nothing. Where's your footage? Wheres your video? Where's your magazine? Where's your contribution to ANYthing?....oh, riiiiiight, you've posted on SLAP forums 543,502 times. Your ONE claim to fame. Ahhhwesome! That's some gold right there. You're really putting yourself out there aren't you? That's brave. That's new. Just like hiding behind the name "Guile".

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Jura · « **Reply #243 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:38:45 AM »

Quote from: Guile on December 13, 2007, 08:28:15 AM

if that were true he wouldnt be coming on to defend himself and call me out with "you must be 14" "you are fat" "you must have no life" "you probably dont skate" and the other generic bullshit he says each time. seriously, how long have you guys been part of this messageboard? you should already know this shit.

Kooked me Guile? Ouch!!

Theorizer is Josh, not any one else. Go read some of HIS posts and realize that all you claim he said are lies. Never said by josh. (unless by him under a fake account and if thats true, still no way to be sure)

This is what Im talking about, the grandiose thoughts you have about yourself. Just chill dude. Fucking relax. I know YOU think youre causing like serious psychological trauma by confessing your hate of Static and making fun of the skaters, etc etc.

BUT in all honesty, you only make yourself look more like a kook. Youre opinion may infuriate people but thats about it. Its a very shallow hurt you cause. Nothing real.

Heres a link to that depression/bi polar stuff. http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/abstract/160/12/2134
Couldn't hurt!

Guile · « **Reply #244 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:39:29 AM »

Quote from: mIRC Gonzales on December 13, 2007, 08:32:19 AM

But Guile...you ARE a loser, just accept it. You've got an avatar of SOMEBODY ELSE'S skating...you sit online all day talking about SOMEBODY ELSE'S videos...you touch yourself to and hype up SOMEBODY ELSE'S Lakai video...yet you do nothing. Where's your footage? Wheres your video? Where's your magazine? Where's your contribution to ANYthing?....oh, riiiiiight, you've posted on SLAP forums 543,502 times. Your ONE claim to fame. Ahhhwesome! That's some gold right there. You're really putting yourself out there aren't you? That's brave. That's new. Just like hiding behind the name "Guile".

actually youve seen my photos and footage multiple times, but yet again. good research and insults. this place gets better every account you make.

Guile · « **Reply #245 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:40:46 AM »

Quote from: Jura on December 13, 2007, 08:38:45 AM

Quote from: Guile on December 13, 2007, 08:28:15 AM
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if that were true he wouldnt be coming on to defend himself and call me out with "you must be 14" "you are fat" "you must have no life" "you probably dont skate" and the other generic bullshit he says each time. seriously, how long have you guys been part of this messageboard? you should already know this shit.
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Kooked me Guile? Ouch!!

Theorizer is Josh, not any one else. Go read some of HIS posts and realize that all you claim he said are lies. Never said by josh. (unless by him under a fake account and if thats true, still no way to be sure)

This is what Im talking about, the grandiose thoughts you have about yourself. Just chill dude. Fucking relax. I know YOU think youre causing like serious psychological trauma by confessing your hate of Static and making fun of the skaters, etc etc.

BUT in all honesty, you only make yourself look more like a kook. Youre opinion may infuriate people but thats about it. Its a very shallow hurt you cause. Nothing real.

Heres a link to that depression/bi polar stuff. http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/abstract/160/12/2134
Couldn't hurt!

i didnt read most of that but i can promise you are pretty far off. and as for kooking that wasnt me, ive used that twice as a joke but for the most part this is just a time killer and a place to get you emo kids all worked up between skating and working.

mIRC Gonzales · « **Reply #246 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:41:39 AM »

Touche, you're on top Guile....a chatroom bully in the hallways of skateboard high.
I mean that is NEW...so tough, so now, so brave.
Wow Guile....man you're DOIN it!
You're livin that dream.
*gasp*.........(takes pause)
Who's the man? c'mon Guile, who's the motherfuckin man?
You know what?....it's YOU!

Guile · « **Reply #247 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:42:56 AM »

see this is what i mean, like a year or two ago, it was fun to fuck with most of you, now the replys are just the same crap. im doin it? living the dream? cmon man, you get this shit from a cam'ron track?

alongway · « **Reply #248 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:52:12 AM »

Quote from: Guile on December 13, 2007, 08:42:56 AM

see this is what i mean, like a year or two ago, it was fun to fuck with most of you, now the replys are just the same crap. im doin it? living the dream? cmon man, you get this shit from a cam'ron track?

yeah nailing nails into wood is a dream of mine too.

mIRC Gonzales · « **Reply #249 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:54:02 AM »

THAT'S your comeback?
That seems to be all you can say every time somebody makes a good point and strikes a fatal blow to your massive online ego.
Yeah, you're right, your life must be AWESOME if you're checking the SLAP boards at 7am.
You're a worthless source of negativity and hatred on a site that could serve a good purpose but instead you dive in and piss in the pool every time.
Check out your history and see how many of your 6 million comments are just you hating. Don't you have a fake job to go to?

Guile · « **Reply #250 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:56:00 AM »

you didnt make a point or a fatal blow. if anything ive sonic boomed the fuck out of you adn the rest of your accounts already. think about it, there is like 4 of you (2 of you are the same person) trying so hard to insult me and failing each time. nails? where the fuck did you get that. and what is it you are doing up at this time on the slap boards?

co · « **Reply #251 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:58:12 AM »

could someone send me the link? thanks

alongway · « **Reply #252 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:58:27 AM »

Quote from: Guile on December 13, 2007, 08:56:00 AM

you didnt make a point or a fatal blow. if anything ive sonic boomed the fuck out of you adn the rest of your accounts already. think about it, there is like 4 of you (2 of you are the same person) trying so hard to insult me and failing each time. nails? where the fuck did you get that. and what is it you are doing up at this time on the slap boards?

im sorry its not 7am at all places in the world. oh but you were saying you were a construction worker, what do you do, wash dishes?

deep · « **Reply #253 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:58:46 AM »

Guile · « **Reply #254 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:59:38 AM »

Quote from: alongway on December 13, 2007, 08:58:27 AM

Quote from: Guile on December 13, 2007, 08:56:00 AM
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you didnt make a point or a fatal blow. if anything ive sonic boomed the fuck out of you adn the rest of your accounts already. think about it, there is like 4 of you (2 of you are the same person) trying so hard to insult me and failing each time. nails? where the fuck did you get that. and what is it you are doing up at this time on the slap boards?
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im sorry its not 7am at all places in the world. oh but you were saying you were a construction worker, what do you do, wash dishes?

and im the person?

mIRC Gonzales · « **Reply #255 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:01:44 AM »

I'm in school man....no job for me right now.
Sonic Boom?....I took a sonic DOOM all over your posts.

Guile · « **Reply #256 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:05:27 AM »

alongway · « **Reply #257 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:08:19 AM »

poor guile.

Guile · « **Reply #258 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:10:39 AM »

Quote from: alongway on December 13, 2007, 09:08:19 AM

poor guile.

Jura · « **Reply #259 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:14:34 AM »

Its like I'm watching some sort of psychotic breakdown. via a messageboard.

Just go with it Guile.

bentmode · « **Reply #260 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:15:15 AM »

classic slap.

Guile · « **Reply #261 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:18:13 AM »

Quote from: Jura on December 13, 2007, 09:14:34 AM

Its like I'm watching some sort of psychotic breakdown. via a messageboard.

Just go with it Guile.

i call it killing time. to each his own.

CLAP OFF LIGHTS

CLAP ON LIGHTS

TheMoneyMellon · « **Reply #262 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:23:16 AM »

God you guys trying to argue with Guile are fucking pathetic. Calling him worthless yet actually taking what he says seriously when you can tell all he's doing is trying to piss you off. He's just some dude on the internet, get the fuck over it you losers.

deep · « **Reply #263 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:23:45 AM »

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches,
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches. huh? what?

huh? right. what? uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.

SIS IUD, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time.
Like sex on the beaches.
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

huh? what? right. uhh. huh? what? right. uhh.
What else in the teaches of peaches, like sex on the beaches.
what? right. uhh.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Jura · « **Reply #264 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:31:38 AM »

Quote from: TheMoneyMellon on December 13, 2007, 09:23:16 AM

God you guys trying to argue with Guile are fucking pathetic. Calling him worthless yet actually taking what he says seriously when you can tell all he's doing is trying to piss you off. He's just some dude on the internet, get the fuck over it you losers.

Oh, now I get it. Thanks...idiot.

As if having an intelligent conversation on the internet is impossible. We tried, he didnt want to.

Now its just a joke, relax there little fella.

mIRC Gonzales · « **Reply #265 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:35:23 AM »

Mellon...he came at me after I posted something about someone linking the Listen video on another thread.
I mean are you actually defending the guy? Guile and Toy Machine are scurges of this site. My teeth have sunk
in, there's no turning back now.

able · « **Reply #266 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:36:33 AM »

Quote from: alongway on December 13, 2007, 08:35:09 AM

guile, isnt it time to get to work and nailing those nails.

Quote from: alongway on December 13, 2007, 08:52:12 AM

yeah nailing nails into wood is a dream of mine too.

This fucking bothered me. You don't nail a nail. You hammer a nail. person

Jura · « **Reply #267 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:37:28 AM »

Quote from: able1039 on December 13, 2007, 09:36:33 AM

Quote from: alongway on December 13, 2007, 08:35:09 AM
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guile, isnt it time to get to work and nailing those nails.
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Quote from: alongway on December 13, 2007, 08:52:12 AM
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yeah nailing nails into wood is a dream of mine too.
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This fucking bothered me. You don't nail a nail. You hammer a nail. person

Hahhaha.

Yerp · « **Reply #268 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:39:23 AM »

this is all comedy

deep · « **Reply #269 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:43:27 AM »

Girl, I know it's hard to vibe
when you're working at your 9 to 5
so just... think of me.. 'til you
get off tonight

you'll be my lover
sweet baby mother
there is no other who can bring me off
like you do
under the covers
baby mother
there ain't no other

Black pants suit, sexy pumps
Take me out to a power lunch
Tisk tisk baby with the bisk
A briefcase full of sexy tricks

Black pants suit, sexy pumps
Take me out to a power lunch
I appetize lookin’ at your thighs
What's this touchin’ my?

you'll be my lover
sweet baby mother
there'll be no other who can bring me off
like you do
under the covers
baby mother
there ain't no other

deeper deeper
I can feel ya beeper
deeper deeper
I can feel ya beeper
deeper deeper
I can feel ya beeper
deeper deeper
I can feel ya beeper

Boy, I know you treat me best
When I’m sittin’ at my desk
But the tricks you pulled last night
Put me to the test

Soak up and lather, baby father
There ain't no other who can break me off
like you do
Under the water, baby father
There ain’t no other

Black pants suit, sexy pumps
Take me out to a power lunch
Your name is sex in my rolodex
I’m shaved so close you’re tastin’ wax

Black pants suit, sexy pumps
Take me out to a power lunch
Silk and lace in my database
Baby, I want to interface.