things that made you laugh today

[Joust Ostrich]

Just drove like 2.5 hours home in traffic. Drank two tallies of bourbon and coke and had to piss SO BAD but didn’t want to pull off the highway. Ended up pulling my shorts leg up super high and aimed into one of the empty tallies. Still managed to piss on my shorts pretty good but I’m still wearing them so not like super bad. What can you do hey

Oi what’s up with fucking traffic. When we’re like 80 will it take all day to drive like 200km to a fucken sick beach? Off topic but that beach would be fucked by then hey lmao
You can’t have a 20 lane highway that is fucking RIDICULOUS
Probably driverless cars hey, and the computer will just fucken SEND it like 200kmh bumper to bumper

Maybe by then, the beach will have come to you.  Depending on your topography.  So, it may not be all bad.  But it will be.