Hey, Perfection...

[sweets]

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Sweets stop eating people you don't need the calories.

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lulz, its funny cuz his nam is sweets.

Um...Yeah but, that was given to me in reference to an old skate video and my character, not my waist size or an overabundant candy habit. I mean, I could stand to lose a few pounds but, it's not like I'm obese. Anyway, let the fat jokes continue.

Immaculate Hen, when are we going to kiss and make up?

[BriDen]

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this pretty much sums up the thread so far

[close]

I see how this is true. Only Flawless Phallus got kicked out of the locker room.

[close]

Damn you know you fucks LOLed that at taht video

I sure did; those guys are the epitome of manliness.

[tim]

OK, so just a quick rundown:

- Timmy and I were friends but then he got all mad at me.

- SW33TS was all mad at me but now we're friends.

- Timmy is soon to be my friend again.

- Vegan is now my enemy.

- That Gipper guy is boring, and tonycoxhox is just all-around better than him

For the record:
Twitch must have gotten you mixed up with Gangsta Fred by saying you were being racist. Fred was making a lot of racist and homophobic remarks and being very coy about it when I called him on it and continued to make the same sort of posts.

You, my friend, got banned for continuing to talk shit about messageboard members' family after I told you it was crossing the line and also for violating the privacy of others. You also kept that vomit inducing photo in your signature after I politely asked you to remove it.

Your IP being banned is something you will need to take up with Twitch. If you want to contest it you should e-mail him.

[tim]

[grimcity]

One of my buddies got me to watch all of those unicorn cartoons in one sitting... such good shit.

[Perfection]

Immaculate Hen, when are we going to kiss and make up?

If this thread goes into Classic SLAP, the pics will come down from my signature.

I could stand to lose a few pounds

^ lol BTW

[Perfection]

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OK, so just a quick rundown:

- Timmy and I were friends but then he got all mad at me.

- SW33TS was all mad at me but now we're friends.

- Timmy is soon to be my friend again.

- Vegan is now my enemy.

- That Gipper guy is boring, and tonycoxhox is just all-around better than him

[close]

For the record:
Twitch must have gotten you mixed up with Gangsta Fred by saying you were being racist. Fred was making a lot of racist and homophobic remarks and being very coy about it when I called him on it and continued to make the same sort of posts.

You, my friend, got banned for continuing to talk shit about messageboard members' family after I told you it was crossing the line and also for violating the privacy of others. You also kept that vomit inducing photo in your signature after I politely asked you to remove it.

Your IP being banned is something you will need to take up with Twitch. If you want to contest it you should e-mail him.

I'm glad that we're on speaking terms Timmy.

[Sleazy]

this pretty much sums up the thread so far

not quite, those guys are having fun

[Perfection]

So as you can all see, my thread has reached over 5,000 views.

Moderators, what steps do we have to go through to get this beautiful entity into Classic SLAP?

I'm all ears, with open arms.


Love,

Perfection


PS

My tubby friend wants to kiss and he's very aggressive.

[baptized in cum]

[brooklyn brawler]

I love how his dick has the same mustache.

Athough the image isn't correct. Hitler only had one testicle.

[nice weather]

Wow, that image was one of the more embarrassing ones to scroll over quickly in public.

[tim]

So as you can all see, my thread has reached over 5,000 views.

Moderators, what steps do we have to go through to get this beautiful entity into Classic SLAP?

I'm all ears, with open arms.


Love,

Perfection


PS

My tubby friend wants to kiss and he's very aggressive.

Wait, your thread? I do believe I am the one that can delete the whole fucking thing.

[fuckingvegan]

Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me. I can't come up with words to describe how stupid some people are online.

[Perfection]

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So as you can all see, my thread has reached over 5,000 views.

Moderators, what steps do we have to go through to get this beautiful entity into Classic SLAP?

I'm all ears, with open arms.


Love,

Perfection


PS

My tubby friend wants to kiss and he's very aggressive.

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Wait, your thread? I do believe I am the one that can delete the whole fucking thing.

Alright Timmy, let me clarify:

Your thead about me has reached over 5,000 views.

There have been some great/sexy interactions between many interesting posters in this phenomenal thread.

If it is not Classic SLAP worthy, I don't know what is.

With Love,

Perfection

[Perfection]

Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me.

OK, I'll give you attention Shawn. I can give you all the comfort you need (even though my hatred for you is insurmountable).

PM sent

[toque]

Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me. I can't come up with words to describe how stupid some people are online.

yeah some people are stupid enough to start a whole thread asking for gnars because they don't feel cool enough online....unbelievable

[fuckingvegan]

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Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me. I can't come up with words to describe how stupid some people are online.

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lame

[deluxe_six]

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Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me. I can't come up with words to describe how stupid some people are online.

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yeah some people are stupid enough to start a whole thread asking for gnars because they don't feel cool enough online....unbelievable

[fuckingvegan]

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Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me. I can't come up with words to describe how stupid some people are online.

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yeah some people are stupid enough to start a whole thread asking for gnars because they don't feel cool enough online....unbelievable

[close]

I can't come up with my own shit so I am ganging up on you

[MFS]

 

^^^^^ I believe that is the emoticon for awkward situation.

[Perfection]

Hey veganshawn, are you going to expand on what was being mentioned in the last few posts? You're still garbage either way.


Sincerely,

Perfect Cock

[Perfection]

Hey vegan, it's me again

I've noticed yet another post that alludes to what was being talked about in the last 5 posts in this thread:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=24406.msg596295#msg596295

I've seen you log on since the last time that I posted in this thread, so why are you ignoring this possibly embarrassing question?

Regards,

Perfect Cock

[MexicanSpaniard]

I'm going out for a cig, let me know if this all of a sudden doesn't suck.

[Absurdicon Delta]

Vegan is a bitch, no doubt about it.

He's already such a joke, why would he risk being a double joke? That would be too much for him.

[Perfection]

Vegan, I'm not going to stop until you address this issue. You have been conveniently avoiding the WHATEVER section for the past few days.

Name:     veganshawn
Posts:    6010 (6.715 per day)
Position:    SLAP Pal
Rep:    39
Date Registered:    November 23, 2005, 11:51:31 AM
Last Active:    Today at 03:49:42 PM
Ignored by:    0 member

It's not all going to blow over.

[ohhhhtisbdriftwood]

.

[fuckingvegan]

My home computer is on a lot of the time (my wife works from home) so a lot of times it looks like I am logged in when I am not. The thread you quoted isn't around anymore so what was your question? 

[Absurd Gangsta Cock]

 

-Stop Posting

[fuckingvegan]

Hey veganshawn, are you going to expand on what was being mentioned in the last few posts? You're still garbage either way.


Sincerely,

Perfect Cock

Nothing to worry your pretty little head over.