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- haterz everywhere we go. judge everybody on clothing choice, trick selection, board setup, etc. everything from the belts to truck size.

- if you wear wear cords, cabs, and a shoe lace belt. then your favorite trick is a pivot to fakie. your favorite band is belle & sebastian. jk

- anything the gonz touches is a goldmine.

- crouching tiger hidden dragon. hunching over and looking at your board after landing a trick is a no-no aka faking your steelo.

- from uruguay (where have you gone?) & timandvic erm' bobby puleo (non-board member but slap honorary) - synchromysticism: the art of realizing meaningful coincidence in the seemingly mundane with mystical or esoteric significance.
i cant stop watching the bravenewworldorder.blogspot.com. im a kook. within 2 months dicknagger (the cut & paste king) will be finding the clues to 9-11 in an episode of ducktales.

what have you picked up?

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2008, 03:29:27 AM »
wishing i could kook and gnar real life people

the ability to hate on anything....
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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2008, 03:30:05 AM »
No happy max's ^_^ !!!

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2008, 03:53:02 AM »

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2008, 04:02:44 AM »
how to make 8 hours seem more like 4

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2008, 06:18:50 AM »
wishing i could kook and gnar real life people



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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2008, 07:11:42 AM »
how to make 8 hours seem more like 4
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2008, 07:16:09 AM »
I guess I am good at burning bridges, but I think I had that talent way before slap.

I learned  to respect all types of skating


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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2008, 07:25:12 AM »
wishing i could kook and gnar real life people

Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2008, 07:40:15 AM »
1. ive taken WWST (what would slap think) and implimented it into my daily life.
if this picture can, in any way, be thrown into funny/embarassing myspace photos, i really should not be taking it.

2. i see everything and categorize it into threads. for example
-walking towards school every day: things you are not stoked on
-my friends mom: beautiful women thread

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2008, 07:45:21 AM »
the internet is serious business

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2008, 08:06:02 AM »
theres actually alot of good ones










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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2008, 08:28:13 AM »
I dunno if time would have done this anyways, but I have more hate towards things I already hated (fake steeze, sheckler, jereme...).
I'm positive that I'm more of an asshole, evident in my friends' not wanting to hang out with me.
I own four more pairs of cords.
2. i see everything and categorize it into threads. for example
-walking towards school every day: things you are not stoked on
-my friends mom: beautiful women thread
But it also makes me look at myself more often and realize that I've changed a little because of a website.

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2008, 08:30:48 AM »
I can honestly say I've never worn a flannel in my life or a pair of chards.  Half cabs yes.  All my friends fit the description perfectly, but none of them will get on the boards. 
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2008, 08:50:17 AM »
ive got almost everyone at work on ignore.
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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2008, 08:56:29 AM »
before slap I hearted J rogz, shexster, Lutsga, Darkstar, Element, Bam,, I wore a upside down visor, swooshy pants, large dcs tied tight, and pastel tank tops and used steriods.
I followed the x games, and bought the highlight dvds, I hated on transition skating, and handrails were my favorite terrian of skating to watch, and I told people I was a "rail guy"
now....I still do all of that, but just don't talk about it on here.

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2008, 08:58:27 AM »
in real life, there are no z's at the end of words... wordz

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2008, 09:00:50 AM »
ive got almost everyone at work on ignore.
I almost spit coffee up on that one...
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2008, 09:03:23 AM »

 within 2 months dicknagger (the cut & paste king) will be finding the clues to 9-11 in an episode of ducktales.




also, screaming 'GNAR ME KOOK ME SEND ME A BOARD JAYME OR JAIME!!!' won't give me any real-life props with the bros down at the diner

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2008, 09:03:45 AM »
I hate when I start to go off on some tangent about something from Slap to non users and they have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Then I have to get all quiet and lie so they won't come here.

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2008, 09:08:46 AM »
ive got almost everyone at work on ignore.

i can relate, sometimes ill shit the bed on things im supposed to do at work because im lurking the boards or sleeping at my desk.

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2008, 09:18:50 AM »
I hate when I start to go off on some tangent about something from Slap to non users and they have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Then I have to get all quiet and lie so they won't come here.
Ahhhh Agreed heavily, trying to describe something hilarious, or something someone said in a thread to a non-user is pointless, although i catch myself doing it from time to time...
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2008, 09:40:58 AM »
i say sick in like every sentence now
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2008, 10:32:29 AM »
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I hate when I start to go off on some tangent about something from Slap to non users and they have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Then I have to get all quiet and lie so they won't come here.
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Ahhhh Agreed heavily, trying to describe something hilarious, or something someone said in a thread to a non-user is pointless, although i catch myself doing it from time to time...

yeah i skate with loophole quite a bit and we end up going on and on abt some thing that happened on the boards and the rest of the guys will looks at us like we're nerds....

becoming critical of kook-ish skaters like j-rog and shex, and being critical of the people who like them...  whenever they tell me they love ronson lamberts skating i just shake my head and recall all the hate he received when his ATTS part dropped.....
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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2008, 10:58:35 AM »
I notice and pretty much instantly condemn the mall-grab now.

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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2008, 10:59:58 AM »
becoming critical of kook-ish skaters like j-rog and shex, and being critical of the people who like them...  whenever they tell me they love ronson lamberts skating i just shake my head and recall all the hate he received when his ATTS part dropped.....

Not directed towards you personally, but it's sad if skaters need someone to tell them about who the kooks in skating are. On the other hand, I guess without Slap those same kooks would have more fans.
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Re: things you've picked up on from slap pals or from going on slap
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2008, 11:02:52 AM »
nothing to contribute, but this a great idea for a thread