Things You Are Not Stoked On

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

When you die, your pet dog will sit next to your corpse for days, starving. However, a cat will eat you on the first day, even if its not hungry.

This statement was made by a prominent NY medical examiner, who has witnessed this countless times.

See, cats are crazy, yet very intelligent. Dogs are intelligent too but their devotion is weakness.

The cat instantly realizes it's actions as survival instinct.

[bawtawd5]

Sometimes they just start goin bad and a u gotta shoot em

Stop being so insensitive fauxtawd you insufferable jackass

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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Sometimes they just start goin bad and a u gotta shoot em

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Stop being so insensitive fauxtawd you insufferable jackass

I feel ya. Bawtawd9 sucks in comparison to bawtawd5

[iKobrakai]

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I hate my financial accounting class. I almost punched my laptop today out of frustration while studying for an exam.

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Yepp, makes negative sense while you study it. But trust me, you'll need the basics if you plan to working in the field. Ain't nobody gonna have time to explain T-accounts and Cr/Dr to you.

Also, you better get Excel down and learn to love dead lines.

Management accounting is a bit nicer to one.

Any way, I've got tons of anxiety as always.

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im concentrating my MBA in marketing, just in this class to check the box off.
its mostly basic balance sheet/income statement stuff. we don't even touch excel. i also have no idea what the things you mentioned are.

Oh, I see.

I had the opposite story, accounting major and had suffer through bullshit marketing voodoo SJW shit.

[somethingmustbreaknow]

handed in a film for developing to the local
drug  store in  the middle of  january. after
several weeks i kept asking what's up with
my film and they said they will investigate,
and call me back. today i went there, and
again asked what's up  after not hearing a
thing for 3 weeks. the lady said, that they
are sorry but my film is lost, and that they
will send me a coupon. fuck a coupon. my
film was full of dope photos of a short skate
trip in summer & christmas. Fuck a coupon!

[shit_for_brains]

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Do you think this is a fucking game

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Yes, and I also think your funny like a clown.

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Wow you caught it

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I used to do that "bit" with an ex of mine.
Turns out she had never seen Goodfellas and thought I was touched in the head.
Mother fuckin' mutt!

I didn't know my wife hadn't seen Casino for the first like 5 years we were together, which made me question why she never raised an eyebrow at me adding "you jew muttafucka you" to sentences

[Robert Baratheon]

See milk-fed veal is pure white. Out here, they got that pink veal. Slide over, honey. Now pink veal, you can pound that shit for two days, and it'll never ever get tender, you know what I mean?

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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Do you think this is a fucking game

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Yes, and I also think your funny like a clown.

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Wow you caught it

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I used to do that "bit" with an ex of mine.
Turns out she had never seen Goodfellas and thought I was touched in the head.
Mother fuckin' mutt!

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I didn't know my wife hadn't seen Casino for the first like 5 years we were together, which made me question why she never raised an eyebrow at me adding "you jew muttafucka you" to sentences

I have to laugh at this because I've got in alot of trouble over saying the same thing numerous times at work.

My wife runs with " you fuckin Indian giver", which is hilarious to me seeing that she's native

[calvinsdream]

When you die, your pet dog will sit next to your corpse for days, starving. However, a cat will eat you on the first day, even if its not hungry.

This statement was made by a prominent NY medical examiner, who has witnessed this countless times.

Yeah more like a wive's tale

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/pets-dogs-cats-eat-dead-owners-forensics-science/

[bawtawd5]

Das the harsh reality of life once you not useful to someone they chew you up or throw you aside 

[bad joke]

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When you die, your pet dog will sit next to your corpse for days, starving. However, a cat will eat you on the first day, even if its not hungry.

This statement was made by a prominent NY medical examiner, who has witnessed this countless times.

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Yeah more like a wive's tale

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/pets-dogs-cats-eat-dead-owners-forensics-science/

[lamfordie]

So Im going to Mexico in a couple weeks for a family trip and I bought plane tickets. My dad tells me he cant go now cuz of work so I called the airline to see if I can cancel his ticket. They tell me they cant and the penalty for a no show is $146.

[shark tits]

So Im going to Mexico in a couple weeks for a family trip and I bought plane tickets. My dad tells me he cant go now cuz of work so I called the airline to see if I can cancel his ticket. They tell me they cant and the penalty for a no show is $146.

if you're flying outta logan i'll take his place

[SodaJerk]

So Im going to Mexico in a couple weeks for a family trip and I bought plane tickets. My dad tells me he cant go now cuz of work so I called the airline to see if I can cancel his ticket. They tell me they cant and the penalty for a no show is $146.

They charge you for a no show?

[JB]

So Im going to Mexico in a couple weeks for a family trip and I bought plane tickets. My dad tells me he cant go now cuz of work so I called the airline to see if I can cancel his ticket. They tell me they cant and the penalty for a no show is $146.

cancel your card and dont fucking pay them. charging for not showing up is fucking ridiculous. they've already got your money for the ticket, why should it matter if you show up or not?

[shit_for_brains]

Who plans a trip to another country without seeing if you could get off work or not? Your dad owes you a stupid fee.

[bawtawd5]

Favorite hoodie got bleach on it, I'm bumim

[SOTY]

I kinda look like Nicolas Cage in Con Air.

[QueeferMadness]

Favorite hoodie got bleach on it, I'm bumim

Just do a bleach tyedye homie

[bawtawd5]

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Favorite hoodie got bleach on it, I'm bumim

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Just do a bleach tyedye homie

I sharpied the hoe but it looks jank think it could pass for some distressed street wear bs tho

[bawtawd9]

They made it so you can't buy whores on Craigslist anymore, look.

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

My girl and I got the verdict that she has cervix cancer last friday...

Talking about getting a suckerpunch right in the teeth...

Promised her to fight besides her and to always have her back whatever happens.

Please send positive vibes, please :-(

[SodaJerk]

My girl and I got the verdict that she has cervix cancer last friday...

Talking about getting a suckerpunch right in the teeth...

Promised her to fight besides her and to always have her back whatever happens.

Please send positive vibes, please :-(

So fucked. Sending good vibes man. Cancer can be beaten. Fuck cancer.

[mynameisnotjeff]

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My girl and I got the verdict that she has cervix cancer last friday...

Talking about getting a suckerpunch right in the teeth...

Promised her to fight besides her and to always have her back whatever happens.

Please send positive vibes, please :-(

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So fucked. Sending good vibes man. Cancer can be beaten. Fuck cancer.

Sending positive vibes, hopefully it isn't anything serious

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

that's fucked DR, sending you both some good vibes mate

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

My girl and I got the verdict that she has cervix cancer last friday...

Talking about getting a suckerpunch right in the teeth...

Promised her to fight besides her and to always have her back whatever happens.

Please send positive vibes, please :-(

Fuck man that's harsh.

I feel for Yas but just stay positive and beat the fuck outta this!

Your a good man staying by her side. That's what a good man does.

You guys can beat cancer, fuck cancer

[Dirtymac]

My girl and I got the verdict that she has cervix cancer last friday...

Talking about getting a suckerpunch right in the teeth...

Promised her to fight besides her and to always have her back whatever happens.

Please send positive vibes, please :-(

PMA man. Sending positive vibes

[the snake]

sending positive vibes to both of you, dude
maybe CBD oil could help

[Alan]

What everyone said. Hope everything turns out ok for your gf, DR.

[shark tits]

good luck DR! keep a positive attitude, joke as much as you can and try to picture coming out the other side ok. attitude determines a whole lot. if she thinks she's gonna be aight, she'll be aight.
eat garlic too.