Things You Are Not Stoked On

[ADOLF SHITLER]

Yup budweisers with the prescription label while im eating roxicodines all day and got some iv painkiller shit too. Would have been kinda fun if it didnt completely ruin my life haha

[lampshade]

Don't know if it's a "not stoked on" as much as it is funny, but today I went to pick up my car from the mechanics with my two dogs.  The car place is about 3/4 mile from our house so we always combine picking up/dropping off with a dog walk.  Two errands at once and all.  My wife usually handles the car stuff b/c she's home a lot during the day.  Today I went with the pups and this big fat southern "Bubba" type mechanic goes, "I know those dogs.  Wait you have the Grand Cherokee."  I say, "Yes."  He says, "Doesn't your wife usually bring it in?  She's slender, right?"  (Who says, "Slender?")  I say, "She's not fat."  He says, "Yeah, she usually comes in in jogging clothes.  She's nice."  At that point, I just paid the bill and left. 

[colin]

I've got eczema or some shit on my face, specifically under my eyebrows. When i wake up the skin under my right eyebrow is very flaky like dandruff. Somehow this has caused me to lose some eyebrow hairs over time and now its looking weird.

Sounds like it could be seborrheaic dermatitis, which I think is the little bacteria on your skin eating the oil - I think it happens more when the weather changes

I tried a million different things, including pouring melted coconut oil on my head (I smelled coconut for about a month every time I sweated after that), and this is the only thing that worked - you can wash your whole face with it:



edit: errrr, I think I've had even better results with the 2-in-1 that has conditioner it it.
http://www.amazon.com/Jason-Dandruff-Relief-Shampoo-Conditioner/dp/B00A8XPO6O

[JB]

(Starts rant) fuck i hate the skate scene of Porto city (portugal). Those fuckers have like a elite thing going on that piss me of. They overlook you all the time and act like they are so much better than you. Porto doesnt have a skatepark, but now kate skateshop (main shop at the city) got a place, a warehouse and they built some ramps in it. This place was suposed to be the skatepark we wanted but the city council didnt gave permition to open it to public. Till here its fine, but the elite gets a free pass and skates there all the time, they even get the little rich kids from "kate skate school" to skate there, but we, that arent the "elite" cant skate there. "we cant let you skate there, we dont have permission. If you get hurt its our fault" they say. Ha ha ha. Ok, but you and your friends can skate there, hipocrisy at his finnest. The owner of kate was always a cool guy to me but sometimes i think if its sincere or if he is like that just because he got a business running. Manny of those fuckers smile at you in the street but they dont even accept your request on facebook (i know i'm not cool enough). I'm used to a united skate scene, in my little town everyone was close to each other, even when we were so different we helped each other.

I have like 2 skater friends in porto, and 1 barelly skates anymore.. Last year we got 2 more guys in the high school that also skate, we thought they could join us but oh did we were wrong. They got their wanna be hipster skate thing going on and they act like they are so much better than you. At first i thought they were just shy but no, they are so up in their asses they go to the same skate spot than you and just straight up ignore you. You pass by them in the high school and its a miracle if they compliment you. And the thing that makes me really mad was when this one of them that skates great one up you all the time. Its not the first time i'm at a spot trying something and he goes and does it like first try or with some trick out of it. "hey, look at me, i'm better than you". He also never accepted me as a follower on instagram but is all nice and great to the "elite ones". Fuck this fuckhead. The other kid is like bipolar, he's kinda nice when he's alone but when he is with his elite friend he transforms into a diva too. Jesus, cant people be humble these days!? (Ends rant)

i kind of experienced some of this shit in high school too. there was a crew of kids older than me and a crew younger than me. we all knew who everyone was, but nobody would talk and when we skated the same parks or spots, it would be pretty competitive. eventually everyone came around and we started skating together, but i definitely remember those periods where everyone was too cool for everyone else. just keep being positive and hopefully things will turn around.

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

My landlord just sent me an email saying basically "Hi, because we didn't realize our house was a piece of shit, we are in over our heads, and you guys need to move out when your lease is up." Which is mid-March. His last tenants stayed for 5 years and just let everything fall to shit without telling him. When we moved in as soon as something failed, we told him. Apparently he wasn't ready for this. In the last 10 months, the heater, dishwasher, hot water heater, shower, and washer have failed, and we were willing to stay another year until I graduated.

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

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(Starts rant) fuck i hate the skate scene of Porto city (portugal). Those fuckers have like a elite thing going on that piss me of. They overlook you all the time and act like they are so much better than you. Porto doesnt have a skatepark, but now kate skateshop (main shop at the city) got a place, a warehouse and they built some ramps in it. This place was suposed to be the skatepark we wanted but the city council didnt gave permition to open it to public. Till here its fine, but the elite gets a free pass and skates there all the time, they even get the little rich kids from "kate skate school" to skate there, but we, that arent the "elite" cant skate there. "we cant let you skate there, we dont have permission. If you get hurt its our fault" they say. Ha ha ha. Ok, but you and your friends can skate there, hipocrisy at his finnest. The owner of kate was always a cool guy to me but sometimes i think if its sincere or if he is like that just because he got a business running. Manny of those fuckers smile at you in the street but they dont even accept your request on facebook (i know i'm not cool enough). I'm used to a united skate scene, in my little town everyone was close to each other, even when we were so different we helped each other.

I have like 2 skater friends in porto, and 1 barelly skates anymore.. Last year we got 2 more guys in the high school that also skate, we thought they could join us but oh did we were wrong. They got their wanna be hipster skate thing going on and they act like they are so much better than you. At first i thought they were just shy but no, they are so up in their asses they go to the same skate spot than you and just straight up ignore you. You pass by them in the high school and its a miracle if they compliment you. And the thing that makes me really mad was when this one of them that skates great one up you all the time. Its not the first time i'm at a spot trying something and he goes and does it like first try or with some trick out of it. "hey, look at me, i'm better than you". He also never accepted me as a follower on instagram but is all nice and great to the "elite ones". Fuck this fuckhead. The other kid is like bipolar, he's kinda nice when he's alone but when he is with his elite friend he transforms into a diva too. Jesus, cant people be humble these days!? (Ends rant)

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i kind of experienced some of this shit in high school too. there was a crew of kids older than me and a crew younger than me. we all knew who everyone was, but nobody would talk and when we skated the same parks or spots, it would be pretty competitive. eventually everyone came around and we started skating together, but i definitely remember those periods where everyone was too cool for everyone else. just keep being positive and hopefully things will turn around.

I'm pretty over it now actually. I do my thing and enjoy skating at my way with the people I like. I skate because I fucking enjoy it and not to appeal to anyone. I'm always cool to anybody that skates with me, either a kid or old guy. I really dont see the point of beeing a dickhead to people that share the same love as you. Maybe this is a standard to any big city skate scene but i wasnt really used to this type of shitty attitude. 

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

Not stoked that my girl is becoming too fucking suspicious towards me. Like really maniacally. She's always jealousy about any little thing and i'm going nuts about this. I love her, and i could never betray her but she is always making a big deal about the smallest thing.
I have many woman friends because the art school i'm at has a lot more girls than boys and my girl hates every single one of them.
I have to hide shit from her to not deal with her strifes.
She recently knew I hid a snapchat from a friend and that I add a girl from facebook to my snapchat friend and she went nuts about it, She found it and it was fucked (I DONT EVEN USE THE SNAPCHAT GODDAMNIT). I'm scared to give a fucking like in a girl photo right now. Then she just burst into tears and paints me like i'm the worst shit ever because i hide shit from her. I hide because i have too, she cant see a thing without making a huge deal about it. It's exhausting.
She's the best girlfriend, everything is great about her but this is getting a little too out of hand.

Anyone went through some shit like this?

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Anyone went through some shit like this?

*raises hand*
My wife used to be super jealous when we first started dating and would check my likes on insta. At the time I had a number of pretty hot girls i was following and it hurt her (re: long phone calls full of tears) that I was checking all these girls out in their underwear. I ended up deleting them all and openly showing her my feed a few times so she could see that it was just skating, motorbikes, food and swords (and not much else). I figured she just had trust issues cuz she'd been fucked over in the past, which is true with most girls who are overly jealous. I guess you just have to prove to her that you're trustworthy over time and build the relationship to the point where she won't get suss over little things. Now that we're married she's pretty chill but there were a few instances where she still gets angry.

1. We were at the local department store (smallish town) and this girl walks up to me and is like, "Yo gay, how you been, haven't seen you out lately". Said girl was not speaking in English so my wife quickly whispered in English in my ear "Who is she? You didn't fuck her did you?". Luckily (?) it was the GF of an acquaintance of mine from when I was in party mode/ still single.

2. Sometimes a girl will like/ comment on one of my FB posts and the wife will be like "Who's she? you haven't slept with her beforehand have you?" I guess it's better than a mate of mine who had to sit down with his GF and explain his relationship with every.single.female friend he had on FB (and delete accordingly).

TL;DR - what I always tell the missus is that I can't change the past, what I can do though is show her (through my behavior) that I am trustworthy now. Not an easy battle I know but if the girl is worth it why not fight for it?

[tobey]

Not stoked that my girl is becoming too fucking suspicious towards me. Like really maniacally. She's always jealousy about any little thing and i'm going nuts about this. I love her, and i could never betray her but she is always making a big deal about the smallest thing.
I have many woman friends because the art school i'm at has a lot more girls than boys and my girl hates every single one of them.
I have to hide shit from her to not deal with her strifes.
She recently knew I hid a snapchat from a friend and that I add a girl from facebook to my snapchat friend and she went nuts about it, She found it and it was fucked (I DONT EVEN USE THE SNAPCHAT GODDAMNIT). I'm scared to give a fucking like in a girl photo right now. Then she just burst into tears and paints me like i'm the worst shit ever because i hide shit from her. I hide because i have too, she cant see a thing without making a huge deal about it. It's exhausting.
She's the best girlfriend, everything is great about her but this is getting a little too out of hand.

Anyone went through some shit like this?

Everyone goes through that shit, social media is the worst when you're in a relationship. Your girl is pretty typical to be honest.

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

Thanks for the words guys... I know this may be a phase but i get too tired of dealing with this. Why cant this be easier?
Her last boyfriend was this really borring guy that didnt gave her anything to distrust him, he didnt had any social media and barelly went out with friends. I'm the polar opposite but i dont have any intentions of breaking her trust/heart. Cant i have female friends? I barelly talk to them anymore and i feel sad about it because they were my friends, i didnt wanted to make out with them neither them with me, but because they're female she goes nuts.
I was never sucessful between woman before actually, and she was pretty desired amongst man so i really think the story should be the opposite. I trust her 100% but i feel really powerless trying to make her trust me. I really hope this gets better with time.

[lamefetus]

posted this in another thread too but i'm really not stoked on it. please warn all of the women in your life, whether the plans work out or not it's not okay that people/groups like this exist. http://archive.is/lhMKP

[JB]

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Not stoked that my girl is becoming too fucking suspicious towards me. Like really maniacally. She's always jealousy about any little thing and i'm going nuts about this. I love her, and i could never betray her but she is always making a big deal about the smallest thing.
I have many woman friends because the art school i'm at has a lot more girls than boys and my girl hates every single one of them.
I have to hide shit from her to not deal with her strifes.
She recently knew I hid a snapchat from a friend and that I add a girl from facebook to my snapchat friend and she went nuts about it, She found it and it was fucked (I DONT EVEN USE THE SNAPCHAT GODDAMNIT). I'm scared to give a fucking like in a girl photo right now. Then she just burst into tears and paints me like i'm the worst shit ever because i hide shit from her. I hide because i have too, she cant see a thing without making a huge deal about it. It's exhausting.
She's the best girlfriend, everything is great about her but this is getting a little too out of hand.

Anyone went through some shit like this?

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Everyone goes through that shit, social media is the worst when you're in a relationship. Your girl is pretty typical to be honest.

yep. women 101.

i was typing out a story of where my girl flipped on me over a misunderstanding involving a co worker of mine, but its not important. the whole point i was making is that it happens to everyone. also, i feel like the only time i mention her on slap, its about something negative, and thats not the picture i want to paint of her.

id say your best bet is to avoid making your friendships with other girls move visible than they need to be. its ok the throw a like on someones photo or post, but keep it to a minimum, and definitely dont like the sexy pictures. those will definitely get you in trouble. your girl is going to check on you, they all do at some point, so keep that in mind.

[perverted super otaku!]

Yep, all of the above comments. It basically just means she really likes you, since you love her its a good sign. If she ever starts giving you really short responses, not answering calls and being generally distant that's when you really have a problem, it's one way or the other IMO, either super obsessed or cold and distant and with a woman you really have feelings for the last option is way fucking worse. All the best man

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

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Not stoked that my girl is becoming too fucking suspicious towards me. Like really maniacally. She's always jealousy about any little thing and i'm going nuts about this. I love her, and i could never betray her but she is always making a big deal about the smallest thing.
I have many woman friends because the art school i'm at has a lot more girls than boys and my girl hates every single one of them.
I have to hide shit from her to not deal with her strifes.
She recently knew I hid a snapchat from a friend and that I add a girl from facebook to my snapchat friend and she went nuts about it, She found it and it was fucked (I DONT EVEN USE THE SNAPCHAT GODDAMNIT). I'm scared to give a fucking like in a girl photo right now. Then she just burst into tears and paints me like i'm the worst shit ever because i hide shit from her. I hide because i have too, she cant see a thing without making a huge deal about it. It's exhausting.
She's the best girlfriend, everything is great about her but this is getting a little too out of hand.

Anyone went through some shit like this?

[close]

Everyone goes through that shit, social media is the worst when you're in a relationship. Your girl is pretty typical to be honest.

[close]

yep. women 101.

i was typing out a story of where my girl flipped on me over a misunderstanding involving a co worker of mine, but its not important. the whole point i was making is that it happens to everyone. also, i feel like the only time i mention her on slap, its about something negative, and thats not the picture i want to paint of her.

id say your best bet is to avoid making your friendships with other girls move visible than they need to be. its ok the throw a like on someones photo or post, but keep it to a minimum, and definitely dont like the sexy pictures. those will definitely get you in trouble. your girl is going to check on you, they all do at some point, so keep that in mind.

I really avoid giving a like to photos with female bodys or wtv, even faces it's pretty rare. I just like other stuff they post but never that much, just casually and never with some dirty mind behind it. I know my girl and she stresses over this things. I guess i dont have other choise than staying quiet. Avoid the little lies and getting caught. I dont what her loosing her trust over me. i really love her and picture her beeing with me forever...

Yep, all of the above comments. It basically just means she really likes you, since you love her its a good sign. If she ever starts giving you really short responses, not answering calls and being generally distant that's when you really have a problem, it's one way or the other IMO, either super obsessed or cold and distant and with a woman you really have feelings for the last option is way fucking worse. All the best man

Nah she doesnt give short answers or anything close to it, i get much more tired of typing than her. Yesterday we were both upset over this trust issues and i told her i didnt wanted to talk more and went to sleep, turning my phone off. When i wake up in the morning i have like 10 calls and 20 messages for my phone and facebook. She went to my house at 9am and told me she slept 2h at best that night, she was so stressed out over our strife. Now everything calmed down and seems to be fine, at least for now... ahah

[Silky Johnson]

Grown ass men with little man syndrome.. Fuck em

[20matar]

Try using those Swipe keyboards, Skatan. Tire her up a bit with some audios if you feel like it. Just be aware that sending audio messages to people, especially long ones, opens a precedent for them to reply with 5-minute long audios too. Play it cool, be kind, supportive, and don't be afraid of playing dumb. Does she have any hobbies that could keep her time and mind busy?

[Jake From State Farm]

Not stoked that my girl is becoming too fucking suspicious towards me. Like really maniacally. She's always jealousy about any little thing and i'm going nuts about this. I love her, and i could never betray her but she is always making a big deal about the smallest thing.
I have many woman friends because the art school i'm at has a lot more girls than boys and my girl hates every single one of them.
I have to hide shit from her to not deal with her strifes.
She recently knew I hid a snapchat from a friend and that I add a girl from facebook to my snapchat friend and she went nuts about it, She found it and it was fucked (I DONT EVEN USE THE SNAPCHAT GODDAMNIT). I'm scared to give a fucking like in a girl photo right now. Then she just burst into tears and paints me like i'm the worst shit ever because i hide shit from her. I hide because i have too, she cant see a thing without making a huge deal about it. It's exhausting.
She's the best girlfriend, everything is great about her but this is getting a little too out of hand.

Anyone went through some shit like this?

Going through a similar situation. My girl thinks i take mad drugs when she's not around(which I don't) and tries to twist my words and tell me that I lie to her. She's telling me that I'm not the same person that I used to be and that I'm "more rude, sarcastic, and obnoxious", in her words. It's ridiculous and it's getting to the point that I'm starting not to care as much about our relationship anymore.

Furthermore, I would like an open relationship, and if I start that conversation, there's really no turning back.

Tomorrow night I have what could be perceived as a date with this girl I met at work. We'll see what happens.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Furthermore, I would like an open relationship

You're not the same person that you used to be

[JB]

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Furthermore, I would like an open relationship

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You're not the same person that you used to be

joking aside, i think if youre an open relationship person, thats something you have to make known in the very beginning.

good luck with it dude. regardless of how your girl feels about it, you should do what you want. its pointless being in a relationship with someone if youre not happy.

[Xtal]

These stories are hilarious. Why are you guys dating 14 year olds?

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

These stories are hilarious. Why are you guys dating 14 year olds?

At least they're not whores...

[Xtal]

I'm scared to give a fucking like in a girl photo right now.

Thanks for the words guys... I know this may be a phase but i get too tired of dealing with this. Why cant this be easier?
Her last boyfriend was this really borring guy that didnt gave her anything to distrust him, he didnt had any social media and barelly went out with friends. I'm the polar opposite but i dont have any intentions of breaking her trust/heart. Cant i have female friends? I barelly talk to them anymore and i feel sad about it because they were my friends, i didnt wanted to make out with them neither them with me, but because they're female she goes nuts.
I was never sucessful between woman before actually, and she was pretty desired amongst man so i really think the story should be the opposite. I trust her 100% but i feel really powerless trying to make her trust me. I really hope this gets better with time.

Holy shit, I really was right...You're a kid. Where is your father? He should be teaching you how to be a man.

[posguy]

You know what I'm not stoked on... two faced, shit talking little bitches.

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

I found some PJ New Balance's for dirt cheap, had to go to the bank to trasfer money to my credit card since it was empty. When I arrive home to finally buy them my size is gone. Motherfucker.
Now i'm trying to buy something else but the card is giving me a error and i cant buy anything with it...

[Xtal]

I found some PJ New Balance's for dirt cheap, had to go to the bank to trasfer money to my credit card since it was empty. When I arrive home to finally buy them my size is gone. Motherfucker.
Now i'm trying to buy something else but the card is giving me a error and i cant buy anything with it...

Derp.

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

I found some PJ New Balance's for dirt cheap, had to go to the bank to trasfer money to my credit card since it was empty. When I arrive home to finally buy them my size is gone. Motherfucker.
Now i'm trying to buy something else but the card is giving me a error and i cant buy anything with it...

Created a paypal account so finally this shit worked! I have some NB Logan's on my way now (for dirt cheap too)... Stoked!!

[JB]

I was making some homemade potatoe chips in the oven and heard a bug crash coming from my bedroom. I thought it was my cat doing some cat thing, but it was actually the sound of the shelf in my closet collapsing. I started cleaning it all up and moving everything out and ended up burning the shit out of the chips.

[childhood]

I wish people posted in the music section more.
I feel like it used to get more action, and was more fun.

[JB]

I wish people posted in the music section more.
I feel like it used to get more action, and was more fun.

I post there once in a while, but what I think makes it boring is that most people will just post songs in the today I listened to thread without saying anything about the songs or why they like them. I know I skip over a lot of stuff that I don't know simply because I have nothing to help me judge whether or not I might like it. It's basically the same issue with most of the threads over there, all links, no commentary.

[sleepypancakes]

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Not stoked that my girl is becoming too fucking suspicious towards me. Like really maniacally. She's always jealousy about any little thing and i'm going nuts about this. I love her, and i could never betray her but she is always making a big deal about the smallest thing.
I have many woman friends because the art school i'm at has a lot more girls than boys and my girl hates every single one of them.
I have to hide shit from her to not deal with her strifes.
She recently knew I hid a snapchat from a friend and that I add a girl from facebook to my snapchat friend and she went nuts about it, She found it and it was fucked (I DONT EVEN USE THE SNAPCHAT GODDAMNIT). I'm scared to give a fucking like in a girl photo right now. Then she just burst into tears and paints me like i'm the worst shit ever because i hide shit from her. I hide because i have too, she cant see a thing without making a huge deal about it. It's exhausting.
She's the best girlfriend, everything is great about her but this is getting a little too out of hand.

Anyone went through some shit like this?

[close]

Everyone goes through that shit, social media is the worst when you're in a relationship. Your girl is pretty typical to be honest.

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yep. women 101.

i was typing out a story of where my girl flipped on me over a misunderstanding involving a co worker of mine, but its not important. the whole point i was making is that it happens to everyone. also, i feel like the only time i mention her on slap, its about something negative, and thats not the picture i want to paint of her.

id say your best bet is to avoid making your friendships with other girls move visible than they need to be. its ok the throw a like on someones photo or post, but keep it to a minimum, and definitely dont like the sexy pictures. those will definitely get you in trouble. your girl is going to check on you, they all do at some point, so keep that in mind.

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I really avoid giving a like to photos with female bodys or wtv, even faces it's pretty rare. I just like other stuff they post but never that much, just casually and never with some dirty mind behind it. I know my girl and she stresses over this things. I guess i dont have other choise than staying quiet. Avoid the little lies and getting caught. I dont what her loosing her trust over me. i really love her and picture her beeing with me forever...

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Yep, all of the above comments. It basically just means she really likes you, since you love her its a good sign. If she ever starts giving you really short responses, not answering calls and being generally distant that's when you really have a problem, it's one way or the other IMO, either super obsessed or cold and distant and with a woman you really have feelings for the last option is way fucking worse. All the best man

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Nah she doesnt give short answers or anything close to it, i get much more tired of typing than her. Yesterday we were both upset over this trust issues and i told her i didnt wanted to talk more and went to sleep, turning my phone off. When i wake up in the morning i have like 10 calls and 20 messages for my phone and facebook. She went to my house at 9am and told me she slept 2h at best that night, she was so stressed out over our strife. Now everything calmed down and seems to be fine, at least for now... ahah

You need to sit down and have a conversation and hash these issues out. Be open in communication and tell her honestly how it is effecting you and your relationship as well as being active in listening to what concerns she may have. If you have as strong a relationship as you say you will most definitely be ok. Relationships have speed bumps, make sure to address the problems in a constructive manner, not tearing anyone down or placing blame. Just stating fact.