Couple days ago I was at my favourite park. It was just me and a random little kid, around noon. The park is close to a school, so he must've been on lunch. He had a can of spray paint though, so maybe not.
Anyway, the park is beside a large community centre. As I was skating I saw a derelict-looking couple sit against a wall of the centre somewhat far away. They were watching me and the kid.
I keep skating, not thinking of it. Then I look back and see the woman take off her pants and mount the guy. You can see her ass and she's moving up and down.
They're right beside a school, there's a little kid at the park, I don't want to see that. So I yelled at them GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. They stopped and looked at me and started to leave.
Then they went to the benches at a baseball diamond beside the park. I saw her sit down and him stand in front of her, for obvious reasons. Again, this is in broad daylight, school close by, kid in the park. So even more furious I yelled GET - THE FUCK - OUT. And again they stopped and started to slither away. It was even more surreal because it looked like they both had jackets, and both of them draped their jackets over their shoulders like they'd just been fired. Not too long after that a cop car sped by with lights flashing so who knows.
Yeah, it sucked. I hope they don't come back. And I'm not really that guy to scream and get angry in public but that kind of shit sets me off.