I'm the happiest person you'll ever meet.
I enjoy pussy, titties, being a raging alcoholic, long walks on the beach, giraffes, talking more shit than is possible, lots of cigerettes, tranny trogging, jacking off, vanilla scent candles, very high black socks, animals in general, puking at the end of the night, the band BRAND NEW as gay as that is, walking around in creeks lookin' for critters, hamburgers, vanilla coke, watching Thrasher videos, bombing hills, falling down those hills, ingrown toenails, picking my nose if I got boogies, Michael Jackson's Number Ones CD, Louisville skatepark, Grove city skatepark, driving around for no reason at all, and fucking girls and never talking to them again.
Now tell me about yourself.