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WHo asked you to prove anything.
I quit skating for a time due to piling out
The answer is Dutch Masters, you fat fucking catastrophe.
The specifics vary, but the basic gist of what They Say Happened goes something like this:A group of power-hungry neocons, led by Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, Bush and others and organizationally represented by groups like the Project for the New American Century, seeks to bring about a "Pearl-Harbor-like event" that would accelerate a rightist revolution, laying the political foundation for invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq.Your basic Reichstag fire scenario, logical enough so far. Except in this story, the Reichstag fire is an immensely complicated media hoax; the conspirators plot to topple the World Trade Center and pin a series of hijackings on a group of Sunni extremists with alleged ties to Al Qaeda. How do they topple the Trade Center? Well, they make use of NORAD's expertise in flying remote-control aircraft and actually fly two such remote-control aircraft into the Towers (in another version of the story, they conspire with Al Qaeda terrorists to actually hijack the planes), then pass the planes off as commercial jetliners in the media. But it isn't the plane crashes that topple the buildings, but bombs planted in the Towers that do the trick.For good measure -- apparently to lend credence to the hijacking story -- they then fake another hijacking/crash in the Pentagon, where there actually is no plane crash at all but instead a hole created by a cruise missile attack, fired by a mysterious "white jet" that after the attack circles the White House for some time, inspiring the attention of Secret Service agents who point at it curiously from the ground (apparently these White House Secret Service agents were not in on the plot, although FBI agents on scene at Ground Zero and in Shanksville and elsewhere were).Lastly, again apparently to lend weight to the whole hijacking cover story, they burn a big hole in the ground in Pennsylvania and claim that a jet went down there, crashed by a bunch of brave fictional civilians who fictionally storm the fictional plane cabin. The real-life wife of one of the fictional heroes, Lisa Beamer, then writes a convincingly self-serving paean/memoir to her dead husband, again lending tremendous verisimilitude to the hijacking story. These guys are good!Just imagine how this planning session between Bush, Rummy and Cheney must have gone:BUSH: So, what's the plan again?CHENEY: Well, we need to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. So what we've decided to do is crash a whole bunch of remote-controlled planes into Wall Street and the Pentagon, say they're real hijacked commercial planes, and blame it on the towelheads; then we'll just blow up the buildings ourselves to make sure they actually fall down.RUMSFELD: Right! And we'll make sure that some of the hijackers are agents of Saddam Hussein! That way we'll have no problem getting the public to buy the invasion.CHENEY: No, Dick, we won't.RUMSFELD: We won't?CHENEY: No, that's too obvious. We'll make the hijackers Al Qaeda and then just imply a connection to Iraq.RUMSFELD: But if we're just making up the whole thing, why not just put Saddam's fingerprints on the attack?CHENEY: (sighing) It just has to be this way, Dick. Ups the ante, as it were. This way, we're not insulated if things go wrong in Iraq. Gives us incentive to get the invasion right the first time around.BUSH: I'm a total idiot who can barely read, so I'll buy that. But I've got a question. Why do we need to crash planes into the Towers at all? Since everyone knows terrorists already tried to blow up that building complex from the ground up once, why don't we just blow it up like we plan to anyway, and blame the bombs on the terrorists?RUMSFELD: Mr. President, you don't understand. It's much better to sneak into the buildings ourselves in the days before the attacks, plant the bombs and then make it look like it was exploding planes that brought the buildings down. That way, we involve more people in the plot, stand a much greater chance of being exposed and needlessly complicate everything!CHENEY: Of course, just toppling the Twin Towers will never be enough. No one would give us the war mandate we need if we just blow up the Towers. Clearly, we also need to shoot a missile at a small corner of the Pentagon to create a mightily underpublicized additional symbol of international terrorism -- and then, obviously, we need to fake a plane crash in the middle of fucking nowhere in rural Pennsylvania.RUMSFELD: Yeah, it goes without saying that the level of public outrage will not be sufficient without that crash in the middle of fucking nowhere.CHENEY: And the Pentagon crash -- we'll have to do it in broad daylight and say it was a plane, even though it'll really be a cruise missile.BUSH: Wait, why do we have to use a missile?CHENEY: Because it's much easier to shoot a missile and say it was a plane. It's not easy to steer a real passenger plane into the Pentagon. Planes are hard to come by.BUSH: But aren't we using two planes for the Twin Towers?CHENEY: Mr. President, you're missing the point. With the Pentagon, we use a missile, and say it was a plane.BUSH: Right, but I'm saying, why don't we just use a plane and say it was a plane? We'll be doing that with the Twin Towers, right?CHENEY: Right, but in this case, we use a missile. (Throws hands up in frustration) Don, can you help me out here?RUMSFELD: Mr. President, in Washington, we use a missile because it's sneakier that way. Using an actual plane would be too obvious, even though we'll be doing just that in New York.BUSH: Oh, OK.RUMSFELD: The other good thing about saying that it was a passenger jet is that that way, we have to invent a few hundred fictional victims and account for a nonexistent missing crew and plane. It's always better when you leave more cover story to invent, more legwork to do and more possible holes to investigate. Doubt, legwork and possible exposure -- you can't pull off any good conspiracy without them.BUSH: You guys are brilliant! Because if there's one thing about Americans -- they won't let a president go to war without a damn good reason. How could we ever get the media, the corporate world and our military to endorse an invasion of a secular Iraqi state unless we faked an attack against New York at the hands of a bunch of Saudi religious radicals? Why, they'd never buy it. Look at how hard it was to get us into Vietnam, Iraq the last time, Kosovo?CHENEY: Like pulling teeth!RUMSFELD: Well, I'm sold on the idea. Let's call the Joint Chiefs, the FAA, the New York and Washington, D.C., fire departments, Rudy Giuliani, all three networks, the families of a thousand fictional airline victims, MI5, the FBI, FEMA, the NYPD, Larry Eagleburger, Osama bin Laden, Noam Chomsky and the fifty thousand other people we'll need to pull this off. There isn't a moment to lose!BUSH: Don't forget to call all of those Wall Street hotshots who donated $100 million to our last campaign. They'll be thrilled to know that we'll be targeting them for execution as part of our thousand-tentacled modern-day bonehead Reichstag scheme! After all, if we're going to make martyrs -- why not make them out of our campaign paymasters? Shit, didn't the Merrill Lynch guys say they needed a refurbishing in their New York offices?RUMSFELD: Oh, they'll get a refurbishing, all right. Just in time for the "Big Wedding"!ALL THREE: (cackling) Mwah-hah-hah!
The way I see it, there is NO way that the 911 attacks were not orchestrated or callibrated in some way by the US government. Look at the Pentagon? Evaporated plane? Also the other WTC building that just went down due to "fires" i think it was called WTC 7?
Explain to me why the government WOULDN'T pull off a cover up like this... Especially seeing how it was basically the catalyst that gave Bush the excuse to go to war. How would he and his administration ever have convinced this country to support a war without an event like 911 to use an excuse. Before 9/11, the last time anyone in this country had heard word 1 about Iraq was at the end of the Gulf War. Funny how we focused on Afghanistan for about 3 days before it was long forgotten and suddenly Iraq was the real terrorist with weapons of mass destruction that NEVER materialized. Bush just wanted to finish what his father couldn't and without an event that he could defer to as a reason why to send troops to their certain death, he would have never been able to convince the American people to support this meaningless and pointless war.I'm not saying anyone has to believe what I do, but I've read at least 50 books of the hundreds of titles about 9/11, and this is the conclusion I"VE arrived at. Here's a good place to start...
Skate videos have been downhill ever since 411VM #20
if there is a here--to here text limit, how the fuck you expect anybody two sit through 2 hours of that garbage?Well, I guess some guy who claims to be an architect who I have never heard of wants an audience of canadians to know he has his doubts. I'm sold.
Quote from: The Gipper on June 05, 2008, 10:41:28 PMExpand Quoteif there is a here--to here text limit, how the fuck you expect anybody two sit through 2 hours of that garbage?Well, I guess some guy who claims to be an architect who I have never heard of wants an audience of canadians to know he has his doubts. I'm sold. [close]A disappointingly (but expectedly) immature response. Of the innumerable licensed architects in America, indeed the world, how many have you actually heard of? That's what I thought. I recommend you thoroughly peruse http://www.ae911truth.org before commenting any further on this topic.You're in denial son. Vegan's right, this debate's pointless. Regardless, here's something to ponder that's more in line with your limited attention span:
if there is a here--to here text limit, how the fuck you expect anybody two sit through 2 hours of that garbage?Well, I guess some guy who claims to be an architect who I have never heard of wants an audience of canadians to know he has his doubts. I'm sold. [close]
9-11 was an inside job, we will never know the truth so it is pointless to argue about it. Anyone who thinks that the US government wouldn't kill innocent people needs to read up on their history a little bit.
Fuck satan jens and his fart bottle
Just imagine how this planning session between Bush, Rummy and Cheney must have gone:BUSH: So, what's the plan again?CHENEY: Well, we need to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. So what we've decided to do is crash a whole bunch of remote-controlled planes into Wall Street and the Pentagon, say they're real hijacked commercial planes, and blame it on the towelheads; then we'll just blow up the buildings ourselves to make sure they actually fall down.RUMSFELD: Right! And we'll make sure that some of the hijackers are agents of Saddam Hussein! That way we'll have no problem getting the public to buy the invasion.CHENEY: No, Dick, we won't.RUMSFELD: We won't?CHENEY: No, that's too obvious. We'll make the hijackers Al Qaeda and then just imply a connection to Iraq.RUMSFELD: But if we're just making up the whole thing, why not just put Saddam's fingerprints on the attack?CHENEY: (sighing) It just has to be this way, Dick. Ups the ante, as it were. This way, we're not insulated if things go wrong in Iraq. Gives us incentive to get the invasion right the first time around.BUSH: I'm a total idiot who can barely read, so I'll buy that. But I've got a question. Why do we need to crash planes into the Towers at all? Since everyone knows terrorists already tried to blow up that building complex from the ground up once, why don't we just blow it up like we plan to anyway, and blame the bombs on the terrorists?RUMSFELD: Mr. President, you don't understand. It's much better to sneak into the buildings ourselves in the days before the attacks, plant the bombs and then make it look like it was exploding planes that brought the buildings down. That way, we involve more people in the plot, stand a much greater chance of being exposed and needlessly complicate everything!CHENEY: Of course, just toppling the Twin Towers will never be enough. No one would give us the war mandate we need if we just blow up the Towers. Clearly, we also need to shoot a missile at a small corner of the Pentagon to create a mightily underpublicized additional symbol of international terrorism -- and then, obviously, we need to fake a plane crash in the middle of fucking nowhere in rural Pennsylvania.RUMSFELD: Yeah, it goes without saying that the level of public outrage will not be sufficient without that crash in the middle of fucking nowhere.CHENEY: And the Pentagon crash -- we'll have to do it in broad daylight and say it was a plane, even though it'll really be a cruise missile.BUSH: Wait, why do we have to use a missile?CHENEY: Because it's much easier to shoot a missile and say it was a plane. It's not easy to steer a real passenger plane into the Pentagon. Planes are hard to come by.BUSH: But aren't we using two planes for the Twin Towers?CHENEY: Mr. President, you're missing the point. With the Pentagon, we use a missile, and say it was a plane.BUSH: Right, but I'm saying, why don't we just use a plane and say it was a plane? We'll be doing that with the Twin Towers, right?CHENEY: Right, but in this case, we use a missile. (Throws hands up in frustration) Don, can you help me out here?RUMSFELD: Mr. President, in Washington, we use a missile because it's sneakier that way. Using an actual plane would be too obvious, even though we'll be doing just that in New York.BUSH: Oh, OK.RUMSFELD: The other good thing about saying that it was a passenger jet is that that way, we have to invent a few hundred fictional victims and account for a nonexistent missing crew and plane. It's always better when you leave more cover story to invent, more legwork to do and more possible holes to investigate. Doubt, legwork and possible exposure -- you can't pull off any good conspiracy without them.BUSH: You guys are brilliant! Because if there's one thing about Americans -- they won't let a president go to war without a damn good reason. How could we ever get the media, the corporate world and our military to endorse an invasion of a secular Iraqi state unless we faked an attack against New York at the hands of a bunch of Saudi religious radicals? Why, they'd never buy it. Look at how hard it was to get us into Vietnam, Iraq the last time, Kosovo?CHENEY: Like pulling teeth!RUMSFELD: Well, I'm sold on the idea. Let's call the Joint Chiefs, the FAA, the New York and Washington, D.C., fire departments, Rudy Giuliani, all three networks, the families of a thousand fictional airline victims, MI5, the FBI, FEMA, the NYPD, Larry Eagleburger, Osama bin Laden, Noam Chomsky and the fifty thousand other people we'll need to pull this off. There isn't a moment to lose!BUSH: Don't forget to call all of those Wall Street hotshots who donated $100 million to our last campaign. They'll be thrilled to know that we'll be targeting them for execution as part of our thousand-tentacled modern-day bonehead Reichstag scheme! After all, if we're going to make martyrs -- why not make them out of our campaign paymasters? Shit, didn't the Merrill Lynch guys say they needed a refurbishing in their New York offices?RUMSFELD: Oh, they'll get a refurbishing, all right. Just in time for the "Big Wedding"!ALL THREE: (cackling) Mwah-hah-hah!
CHENEY: and blame it on the towelheads;
I'm just gonna keep posting this, until someone responds to it:QuoteExpand QuoteJust imagine how this planning session between Bush, Rummy and Cheney must have gone:BUSH: So, what's the plan again?CHENEY: Well, we need to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. So what we've decided to do is crash a whole bunch of remote-controlled planes into Wall Street and the Pentagon, say they're real hijacked commercial planes, and blame it on the towelheads; then we'll just blow up the buildings ourselves to make sure they actually fall down.RUMSFELD: Right! And we'll make sure that some of the hijackers are agents of Saddam Hussein! That way we'll have no problem getting the public to buy the invasion.CHENEY: No, Dick, we won't.RUMSFELD: We won't?CHENEY: No, that's too obvious. We'll make the hijackers Al Qaeda and then just imply a connection to Iraq.RUMSFELD: But if we're just making up the whole thing, why not just put Saddam's fingerprints on the attack?CHENEY: (sighing) It just has to be this way, Dick. Ups the ante, as it were. This way, we're not insulated if things go wrong in Iraq. Gives us incentive to get the invasion right the first time around.BUSH: I'm a total idiot who can barely read, so I'll buy that. But I've got a question. Why do we need to crash planes into the Towers at all? Since everyone knows terrorists already tried to blow up that building complex from the ground up once, why don't we just blow it up like we plan to anyway, and blame the bombs on the terrorists?RUMSFELD: Mr. President, you don't understand. It's much better to sneak into the buildings ourselves in the days before the attacks, plant the bombs and then make it look like it was exploding planes that brought the buildings down. That way, we involve more people in the plot, stand a much greater chance of being exposed and needlessly complicate everything!CHENEY: Of course, just toppling the Twin Towers will never be enough. No one would give us the war mandate we need if we just blow up the Towers. Clearly, we also need to shoot a missile at a small corner of the Pentagon to create a mightily underpublicized additional symbol of international terrorism -- and then, obviously, we need to fake a plane crash in the middle of fucking nowhere in rural Pennsylvania.RUMSFELD: Yeah, it goes without saying that the level of public outrage will not be sufficient without that crash in the middle of fucking nowhere.CHENEY: And the Pentagon crash -- we'll have to do it in broad daylight and say it was a plane, even though it'll really be a cruise missile.BUSH: Wait, why do we have to use a missile?CHENEY: Because it's much easier to shoot a missile and say it was a plane. It's not easy to steer a real passenger plane into the Pentagon. Planes are hard to come by.BUSH: But aren't we using two planes for the Twin Towers?CHENEY: Mr. President, you're missing the point. With the Pentagon, we use a missile, and say it was a plane.BUSH: Right, but I'm saying, why don't we just use a plane and say it was a plane? We'll be doing that with the Twin Towers, right?CHENEY: Right, but in this case, we use a missile. (Throws hands up in frustration) Don, can you help me out here?RUMSFELD: Mr. President, in Washington, we use a missile because it's sneakier that way. Using an actual plane would be too obvious, even though we'll be doing just that in New York.BUSH: Oh, OK.RUMSFELD: The other good thing about saying that it was a passenger jet is that that way, we have to invent a few hundred fictional victims and account for a nonexistent missing crew and plane. It's always better when you leave more cover story to invent, more legwork to do and more possible holes to investigate. Doubt, legwork and possible exposure -- you can't pull off any good conspiracy without them.BUSH: You guys are brilliant! Because if there's one thing about Americans -- they won't let a president go to war without a damn good reason. How could we ever get the media, the corporate world and our military to endorse an invasion of a secular Iraqi state unless we faked an attack against New York at the hands of a bunch of Saudi religious radicals? Why, they'd never buy it. Look at how hard it was to get us into Vietnam, Iraq the last time, Kosovo?CHENEY: Like pulling teeth!RUMSFELD: Well, I'm sold on the idea. Let's call the Joint Chiefs, the FAA, the New York and Washington, D.C., fire departments, Rudy Giuliani, all three networks, the families of a thousand fictional airline victims, MI5, the FBI, FEMA, the NYPD, Larry Eagleburger, Osama bin Laden, Noam Chomsky and the fifty thousand other people we'll need to pull this off. There isn't a moment to lose!BUSH: Don't forget to call all of those Wall Street hotshots who donated $100 million to our last campaign. They'll be thrilled to know that we'll be targeting them for execution as part of our thousand-tentacled modern-day bonehead Reichstag scheme! After all, if we're going to make martyrs -- why not make them out of our campaign paymasters? Shit, didn't the Merrill Lynch guys say they needed a refurbishing in their New York offices?RUMSFELD: Oh, they'll get a refurbishing, all right. Just in time for the "Big Wedding"!ALL THREE: (cackling) Mwah-hah-hah![close]
Just imagine how this planning session between Bush, Rummy and Cheney must have gone:BUSH: So, what's the plan again?CHENEY: Well, we need to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. So what we've decided to do is crash a whole bunch of remote-controlled planes into Wall Street and the Pentagon, say they're real hijacked commercial planes, and blame it on the towelheads; then we'll just blow up the buildings ourselves to make sure they actually fall down.RUMSFELD: Right! And we'll make sure that some of the hijackers are agents of Saddam Hussein! That way we'll have no problem getting the public to buy the invasion.CHENEY: No, Dick, we won't.RUMSFELD: We won't?CHENEY: No, that's too obvious. We'll make the hijackers Al Qaeda and then just imply a connection to Iraq.RUMSFELD: But if we're just making up the whole thing, why not just put Saddam's fingerprints on the attack?CHENEY: (sighing) It just has to be this way, Dick. Ups the ante, as it were. This way, we're not insulated if things go wrong in Iraq. Gives us incentive to get the invasion right the first time around.BUSH: I'm a total idiot who can barely read, so I'll buy that. But I've got a question. Why do we need to crash planes into the Towers at all? Since everyone knows terrorists already tried to blow up that building complex from the ground up once, why don't we just blow it up like we plan to anyway, and blame the bombs on the terrorists?RUMSFELD: Mr. President, you don't understand. It's much better to sneak into the buildings ourselves in the days before the attacks, plant the bombs and then make it look like it was exploding planes that brought the buildings down. That way, we involve more people in the plot, stand a much greater chance of being exposed and needlessly complicate everything!CHENEY: Of course, just toppling the Twin Towers will never be enough. No one would give us the war mandate we need if we just blow up the Towers. Clearly, we also need to shoot a missile at a small corner of the Pentagon to create a mightily underpublicized additional symbol of international terrorism -- and then, obviously, we need to fake a plane crash in the middle of fucking nowhere in rural Pennsylvania.RUMSFELD: Yeah, it goes without saying that the level of public outrage will not be sufficient without that crash in the middle of fucking nowhere.CHENEY: And the Pentagon crash -- we'll have to do it in broad daylight and say it was a plane, even though it'll really be a cruise missile.BUSH: Wait, why do we have to use a missile?CHENEY: Because it's much easier to shoot a missile and say it was a plane. It's not easy to steer a real passenger plane into the Pentagon. Planes are hard to come by.BUSH: But aren't we using two planes for the Twin Towers?CHENEY: Mr. President, you're missing the point. With the Pentagon, we use a missile, and say it was a plane.BUSH: Right, but I'm saying, why don't we just use a plane and say it was a plane? We'll be doing that with the Twin Towers, right?CHENEY: Right, but in this case, we use a missile. (Throws hands up in frustration) Don, can you help me out here?RUMSFELD: Mr. President, in Washington, we use a missile because it's sneakier that way. Using an actual plane would be too obvious, even though we'll be doing just that in New York.BUSH: Oh, OK.RUMSFELD: The other good thing about saying that it was a passenger jet is that that way, we have to invent a few hundred fictional victims and account for a nonexistent missing crew and plane. It's always better when you leave more cover story to invent, more legwork to do and more possible holes to investigate. Doubt, legwork and possible exposure -- you can't pull off any good conspiracy without them.BUSH: You guys are brilliant! Because if there's one thing about Americans -- they won't let a president go to war without a damn good reason. How could we ever get the media, the corporate world and our military to endorse an invasion of a secular Iraqi state unless we faked an attack against New York at the hands of a bunch of Saudi religious radicals? Why, they'd never buy it. Look at how hard it was to get us into Vietnam, Iraq the last time, Kosovo?CHENEY: Like pulling teeth!RUMSFELD: Well, I'm sold on the idea. Let's call the Joint Chiefs, the FAA, the New York and Washington, D.C., fire departments, Rudy Giuliani, all three networks, the families of a thousand fictional airline victims, MI5, the FBI, FEMA, the NYPD, Larry Eagleburger, Osama bin Laden, Noam Chomsky and the fifty thousand other people we'll need to pull this off. There isn't a moment to lose!BUSH: Don't forget to call all of those Wall Street hotshots who donated $100 million to our last campaign. They'll be thrilled to know that we'll be targeting them for execution as part of our thousand-tentacled modern-day bonehead Reichstag scheme! After all, if we're going to make martyrs -- why not make them out of our campaign paymasters? Shit, didn't the Merrill Lynch guys say they needed a refurbishing in their New York offices?RUMSFELD: Oh, they'll get a refurbishing, all right. Just in time for the "Big Wedding"!ALL THREE: (cackling) Mwah-hah-hah![close]
but we are talking about conspiracy theory's that are commonly held here, who's putting that one on the table?i'd agree that if there was a conspiracy that this was how it went down but all the conspiracy theory's i've seen involve overly complicated, ridiculous scenarios like the one Newton posted.
loose change and all conspiracy videos like it are just as invalid as popular mechanics "debunking" and probably just as governmently funded (manufacturing dissent). It is important to note that criminal negligence is just as implicating as a direct conspiracy the great thing for the government is that 911 truth kooks have succesfully made any discerning voice about 911 automatically a "conspiracy theory"michael ruppert did a 3 hour lecture on 911 with NO scientific or physical accusations and since he is a detective he went about it as a detective would have with documents readily availible to the publichttp://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=michael%20ruppert&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#he was also one of the main voices bringing to light the dug trade of the CIA
Quote from: Sleazy on June 06, 2008, 10:46:45 AMExpand Quotebut we are talking about conspiracy theory's that are commonly held here, who's putting that one on the table?i'd agree that if there was a conspiracy that this was how it went down but all the conspiracy theory's i've seen involve overly complicated, ridiculous scenarios like the one Newton posted.[close]If you have read any books on the topic, the strongest theory to me suggests that our government basically turned a blind eye to the attacks. They knew something was coming and did nothing because they saw it would enable them to pursue their goals in middle east(ie oil and Iraq). This idea that the government was implicitly involved in the attacks on 911 basically shuts down these moronic notions of "fer the government to be involved, I reckon it would mean a lot of people would have to be involved, and I reckon somebody would spill the beans" (said in my best redneck accent). Just because I believe the government was involved in 9/11, doesn't mean I necessarily believe bombs were planted in WTC towers or that it was actual military planes flown into the buildings. I just can't believe that in this day and age, OUR government was completely clueless that something like this was being planned. And if for 1 second they had an inkling that this might happen, and they did nothing to prevent it, then they are just as guilty/involved as the person who crashed those planes. HAving said that, there are still a lot of things regarding 911 that seem fishy to me. ANd if the government can be connected to 1 piece of the puzzle, then they obviously knew about the whole thing...
but we are talking about conspiracy theory's that are commonly held here, who's putting that one on the table?i'd agree that if there was a conspiracy that this was how it went down but all the conspiracy theory's i've seen involve overly complicated, ridiculous scenarios like the one Newton posted.[close]