a drunk man is walking down the street late one night when he sees a cop.
he goes up to the cop and slurs, "they took m'car!"
the cop asks, "what?"
the drunk man says, "they took m'car!!"
so the cop asks, "where was the car last seen?"
the drunk holds out his hand and says, "right here at the end of this key."
so then the cop, now a little irritated, says, "okay well you're going to have to go down to the precinct and file a report, but before you do that," the cop points at his crotch, "you might want to zip up your pants!"
the drunk looks down and growns, "oh man they got m'girl too!"