Jerry, honestly, we're all friends here: did you ever, drunk or otherwise, gay-off with Patrick O'Dell behind the pool table, at an afterhours Max Fish booze-a-thon? And if you did, did you regret it afterwards? Would you have preferred it been with Spanky, as his long luscious perfectly conditioned hair, would have felt softer against your hands as you playfully pulled on it, mid gay-off?
EDIT: I honestly posted this without having read any of the other questions in this thread. Then I read through. I'm pretty fucking stoked that I'm not the only one to use the phrase "gay-off" in my question. Please feel free to substitute the phrase for "willy-fence" if you'd prefer.
And also: what happened to one question per person? People have gone ape-shit.