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Chalupa

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #180 on: May 14, 2026, 12:31:41 PM »
Sci fi Branding it's Basalt deck as the "poser stomper"
That’s the graphic. ”STOMP TECH” is what they’re calling the basalt decks.

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #181 on: May 14, 2026, 12:59:11 PM »
Sci fi Branding it's Basalt deck as the "poser stomper"

https://scififantasy.co/products/poser-stomper-skull-deck


Serious question: Is the middle American gas station hat graphic trend supposed to be ironic or do the kids actually like this type of shit?

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #182 on: May 15, 2026, 06:24:38 AM »
the 8 balls mean cocaine

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #183 on: May 15, 2026, 06:51:29 AM »
i thought this sandwich marty person was in tune with the youth seeing how they keep talking about what people under 30 do or don't care about, but now i find them in here, confused, asking serious questions

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #184 on: May 15, 2026, 07:10:18 AM »
 this was about bath salts?
Remember when they try and say bath salts made people into cannibals?
That wasn’t no bath salts
That was that fucking gas station weed you be smoking. Look it up

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #185 on: May 15, 2026, 08:21:37 AM »
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Sci fi Branding it's Basalt deck as the "poser stomper"

https://scififantasy.co/products/poser-stomper-skull-deck

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Serious question: Is the middle American gas station hat graphic trend supposed to be ironic or do the kids actually like this type of shit?
Like many generations before, the kids just like shit that pisses off the old people before them.

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #186 on: May 15, 2026, 08:41:47 AM »
The aesthetic of the Poser Stomper Instagram posts reminds of Tiny Vices photo website way back in the day. Jerry, in his semi-famous photographer period, was very much in with that crowd.

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #187 on: May 15, 2026, 09:01:17 AM »
i thought this sandwich marty person was in tune with the youth seeing how they keep talking about what people under 30 do or don't care about, but now i find them in here, confused, asking serious questions

Lol damn you’re still butthurt I didn’t agree with you about showing younger skaters 20 shot sequence like 2 months ago? You win the petty bitch award for slap this week. Since you’re too lazy to even dig up the quote I did it for you. 👏

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Showing a kid videos from 30 years ago will almost certainly alienate them, I’d start with new stuff.
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video days was one of my very first videos and guy's part really stuck with me back then because he was also little and the tricks were impressive but easy to understand, like the manual to boardslide on a handrail. this was in 2011 and i liked that video a lot more than say fully flared. there's actually a bunch of kids that want to know more about their interests and the fact that YOU didn't care doesn't really mean anything

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #188 on: May 15, 2026, 09:12:11 AM »
i was thinking about what you said in the nine club thread since it was more recent, but yeah i know you were dumb before that too

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #189 on: May 15, 2026, 09:39:31 AM »
i was thinking about what you said in the nine club thread since it was more recent, but yeah i know you were dumb before that too

Roba, that is hurtful. You know I really look up to you and your status here on the board. You’re the Gaston of slap and everybody knows it. I’ve seen the pals video, I’ve seen your steez. Immaculate. Who cares if it’s all skatepark clips? Not me, I know how hard it is to find street spots. I wanna be just like you, bro. I’m sorry I questioned you. I should have known the pecking order and I apologize, I want to send you my fits and see what you think of them. Please don’t kook me, bro. I’ll be in touch!   

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #190 on: May 16, 2026, 10:59:19 AM »
the 8 balls mean cocaine

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #191 on: June 03, 2026, 05:27:21 PM »
have been skating the wknd basalt "beef" since march and it's nowhere near close to being done so i'm a believer

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #192 on: June 10, 2026, 07:26:17 PM »
have been skating the wknd basalt "beef" since march and it's nowhere near close to being done so i'm a believer

Nice! I have a real DBX, been on it since the beginning of May. Can tell it still razors but not as fast as a normal board. Consider me sold. Would buy again, if it lasts through June I’m gonna take it as far as I can and probably replace with another basalt

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Re: wtf is basalt
« Reply #193 on: June 10, 2026, 08:00:09 PM »
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the 8 balls mean cocaine
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LA’s favorite seasoning. A dash’ll do ya.

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