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TRAP HOUSE TALES
« on: April 24, 2025, 07:28:35 AM »
this guy i have known since grade 9 Brandon (https://www.ctvnews.ca/kitchener/article/police-seize-an-arsenal-of-guns-and-thousands-of-dollars-worth-of-cocaine/) has lived a trap life. I think his dad was connected to gangster type stuff - i imagine it was more "motor cycle gang" type stuff in the 70s and 80s. anyway my friend C is thankfully in rehab now and clean off hard drugs for a long time, and he told me this super gnarly story.

The link I posted was Brandon's 2nd time in jail. I believe this happened just before he was arrested that time. So C went to Brandon’s place aka the trap house (I believe it was actually the blackberry guys house Peter from the article from what was described to me) and there was like a security guard at the door when he went inside. The guy said to him “an undercover followed you here.”  C just didn't say anything dnd then went into the main part of the house, got the drugs from Brandon, then exited out to the front door area again to the security guy.

The security guy said, “bro did you tuck? An undercover followed you here”
C said, “yeah of course,I got it stashed in my underwear”.
security guy said “no, you have to tuck it in your butt hole” and security guy wouldn’t let him leave until he did 😵‍💫 :o

Then, a block away, sure enough an undercover pulls over C. He’s like "get out of the car. You were just spotted leaving a known trap house. Where’s the drugs?"
C said “ok you got me, it’s in my butt, can I just have some privacy to get it out?” And the cop agreed. 

As C grabbed the bag from his rectum, he ripped the bag of drugs in half and it spilled all onto the road. the cop didn’t want to have to clean up the butt coke off the floor and had to let him go.
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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2025, 08:12:43 AM »
Weird thread...

Not sure if this is a true story but apparently one time my uncle went on a trip to his holiday home in Spain from the UK. Not sure on the details but while over there he managed to score quite a good chunk of hash. He didn't manage to smoke it all so he put it in some cling film and... yknow... so he could take it on the plane home. Anyway, turns out he used disposable clingfilm, and I guess some reaction occurred because it all disintegrated. Now this is the part I'm really not sure is true; I guess that same chemical reaction happened with the hash because apparently he was absolutely BLAZED!!! He said it's the highest he's ever been by far and he had to get help off the plane haha.
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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2025, 08:42:12 AM »
Gonna have to plead the fifth on this  :-X

Real shit though I'm writing a book about my life full of trap stories I'm just waiting for the statute of limitations to be up

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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2025, 10:35:05 AM »
nice try officer
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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2025, 11:16:02 AM »
 Tell em to suck a lemon

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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2025, 09:53:17 AM »
Only trap house story I got is going to the Backbeat Club in London back in the day.

https://everything2.com/title/Backbeat+Club

https://ccguide.org/news/shownewsarticle.php?articleid=1738


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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2025, 12:03:44 PM »
I went near a trap door once, and this booming voice was like

'Burrrrrrrrttttttt Feeeeeeeeeeeddddd Meeeeeeeeeeee'

So I ran away
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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2025, 03:35:20 PM »
i live across the street from a house that cycles on and off as a trap house. a couple few times a year the block fills with folks posted and shit get’s rowdy all hours of the day and night for some weeks. then it moves and the block is quiet again.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2025, 05:06:10 AM »
This was 2 -3 years ago saw a dude in these 4 or 5 housing blocks. It's all a fourplex's mind you. I was walking my dog heard some incoherent shouting.

 Normally you hear any shouting it's keep walking don't listen or you might get yourself caught up with hey man you know so and so... ?  So I'm walking faster hear a window glass smashed looked over saw this dude butt ass naked waving a gun around slashes all over his arms and legs.

 Idk what dude was on or was having a mental health episode (bath salts/flaka) but cops came and escorted him away. However beforehand he was running to each house smearing blood on the door's, I'd long since ran inside my apartment, it was fucked up.

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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2025, 07:36:47 AM »
Only trap house story I got is going to the Backbeat Club in London back in the day.

https://everything2.com/title/Backbeat+Club

https://ccguide.org/news/shownewsarticle.php?articleid=1738

lol i spent way too mcuh time trying to dive more into this but it seems there is very little about it online! that is very rad you got to see it in person (maybe rad is the wrong word)  I am not sure why I am so drawn to these types of stories of people just wyling the fuck out trying to scheme, like real life Trailer Park Boys.

I feel like I have way more stories about this kind of thing just none are really coming to my head at the moment.

This guy I grew up skating with's older brothers were involved in some heavy gangster stuff... the one brother went to jail for murdering a dude like 20 years ago and he is out now i believe!   :o

Back when weed was illegal, my friend Fetus was heavy into selling weed, growing weed, you name it. we were only like 19 or so. he had already been kicked out of his house and he had this little apartment above a small engine repair store that smelled like oil so it covered up the smell of the weed. He would always ask me to go "crop hunting" but we'd never find anything obviously. Then one day he calls me and hes like "yo i found something crop hunting. you are going to drive Neb's truck and him and I are going to cut them all down". so sure enough i drop them off in some corn field on the outskirts of town, drive around for like 30 min until i get a call from fetus to come pick them up, load up the truck, and head back to his house. we got like 20 lbs of weed, he gave me and neb 5 lbs each and kept 10 for himself i think. took us like 4 weeks to dry and trim all that weed...

so then i sold like most of the weed and only kept like 1 lb for personal for the year kind of thing. then i had all this money to buy more weed and I was introduced to "The Russian". Russian ran a trap house style apartment, he didnt live there, it was just this bum rented house for people to buy weed off him. the smallest amount you could buy was like 1 lb, he wasnt fucking around. he had this giant king sized german sheppard. I once saw like 100k in cash in the apartment once, it was absolutely insane to see how mcuh money that was in bills in real life. it could have been more than that even. it was just stacked up on the floors liek crazy.

i think he would get crack heads to get these phones from 7-11 like pay as you go , sign it out in their name and the russian would pay them and he would use the burner phone with no name attached. he told me he would be sending packages through the mail and getting them all the time as well. couldnt believe how deep he was in, just for weed. i asked him for coke one time and he was like "dont get involved in that stuff dude, you will regret it". lol. he would switch up the place all the time too. he would just do sublets from students who had gone rogue / crackhead. i probably sold 100lbs of weed thrgouh that dude.

he told me that one time he got robbed for 50k and left in the trunk of a car to die. he kicked the seat for hours straight and eventually somehow kicked through and got the car open. there was another time he got beaten with baseball bats for 50k. i heard he quit the game and got clean and went back to school. he was actually a super nice guy, he didnt seem gangster at all other than how insanely street smart this guy seemed to be and how unphased he seemed to be at how risky all this shit was he was doing.

i evntually got robbed for just being a moron, i gave a guy 5 lbs of weed and then he didnt come back. i did this so many times and never got robbed, but yeah he just fully disappeared - this actually ended up being the guy Brandon from the original story who went to jail (he is back in jail again for trying to run over a police officer with his car last year)  so i decided was time to cut my losses and quit selling weed and never went back.

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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2025, 08:29:11 PM »
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Only trap house story I got is going to the Backbeat Club in London back in the day.

https://everything2.com/title/Backbeat+Club

https://ccguide.org/news/shownewsarticle.php?articleid=1738
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lol i spent way too mcuh time trying to dive more into this but it seems there is very little about it online! that is very rad you got to see it in person (maybe rad is the wrong word)  I am not sure why I am so drawn to these types of stories of people just wyling the fuck out trying to scheme, like real life Trailer Park Boys.

Rad is definitely the word a 15 or 16 year old stoner me would have used to describe it. Was pretty surprised to even find those 2 articles about the place after all these years. In my older age, I’m actually more interested to find out the building was an old EMI recording studio. Wonder what songs and albums were recorded there?

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« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2025, 12:27:04 PM »
I used to roll with this dude ‘The Russian,’ ran a trap house, had stacks of cash everywhere like it was nothing. I saw 100k in cash in the apartment once, it was nuts. He’d do everything from sending packages to getting burner phones from crackheads. It all caught up with him eventually, though. Got robbed for 50k, beat with baseball bats, and kicked to the curb. I was out after getting robbed myself, just wasn’t worth it anymore.

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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2025, 10:33:00 PM »
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Only trap house story I got is going to the Backbeat Club in London back in the day.

https://everything2.com/title/Backbeat+Club

https://ccguide.org/news/shownewsarticle.php?articleid=1738
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lol i spent way too mcuh time trying to dive more into this but it seems there is very little about it online! that is very rad you got to see it in person (maybe rad is the wrong word)  I am not sure why I am so drawn to these types of stories of people just wyling the fuck out trying to scheme, like real life Trailer Park Boys.
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Rad is definitely the word a 15 or 16 year old stoner me would have used to describe it. Was pretty surprised to even find those 2 articles about the place after all these years. In my older age, I’m actually more interested to find out the building was an old EMI recording studio. Wonder what songs and albums were recorded there?

Really really fascinating. As rawb said, there is very little else about the place anywhere on the web.
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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2025, 11:27:37 AM »
internet culture has become so homogenized that we get 4chan-esque text-to-speech stories on slap now :D

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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2025, 06:57:54 PM »
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Only trap house story I got is going to the Backbeat Club in London back in the day.

https://everything2.com/title/Backbeat+Club

https://ccguide.org/news/shownewsarticle.php?articleid=1738
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lol i spent way too mcuh time trying to dive more into this but it seems there is very little about it online! that is very rad you got to see it in person (maybe rad is the wrong word)  I am not sure why I am so drawn to these types of stories of people just wyling the fuck out trying to scheme, like real life Trailer Park Boys.
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Rad is definitely the word a 15 or 16 year old stoner me would have used to describe it. Was pretty surprised to even find those 2 articles about the place after all these years. In my older age, I’m actually more interested to find out the building was an old EMI recording studio. Wonder what songs and albums were recorded there?
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Really really fascinating. As rawb said, there is very little else about the place anywhere on the web.

Glad y’all enjoyed. Really haven’t thought about that place or told anybody about it since the 90’s.

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« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2025, 07:43:54 PM »
When I was in highschool my friends were at some trap house party. I wasn’t there but apparently they got super faded and one kid accidentally butt dialed the cops on his old flip phone. Sounds fake I know. But I guess the cops listened in for awhile and showed up. All the kids there got minor in possession charges.

This next story may dox me but whatever. This dude from the skatepark was in prison for like 10 years and got out a year or two ago. He lives with his mom now and some other crackheads from the park moved in and completely turned it in to a crack den. He came home one day and they had cut down his second story deck to use the wood for a half assed mini ramp. This skate prodigy kid I grew up skating with hit some really hard times over the last few years and lives there now. It’s really sad and he’s frequently getting arrested with that dude. He’s told me stories about how the crackheads there constantly steal his shit while he sleeps to pawn. I feel bad for the dudes mom.

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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2025, 11:30:24 AM »
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Only trap house story I got is going to the Backbeat Club in London back in the day.

https://everything2.com/title/Backbeat+Club

https://ccguide.org/news/shownewsarticle.php?articleid=1738
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lol i spent way too mcuh time trying to dive more into this but it seems there is very little about it online! that is very rad you got to see it in person (maybe rad is the wrong word)  I am not sure why I am so drawn to these types of stories of people just wyling the fuck out trying to scheme, like real life Trailer Park Boys.
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Rad is definitely the word a 15 or 16 year old stoner me would have used to describe it. Was pretty surprised to even find those 2 articles about the place after all these years. In my older age, I’m actually more interested to find out the building was an old EMI recording studio. Wonder what songs and albums were recorded there?
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Really really fascinating. As rawb said, there is very little else about the place anywhere on the web.
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Glad y’all enjoyed. Really haven’t thought about that place or told anybody about it since the 90’s.

How did you find out about it? What was your experience like? Was the weed good? Was it a sketchy experience

Couple other photos and stories I could find:

https://www.pond5.com/stock-images/photos/item/219083797-soho-drugs-raid-back-beat-club-denmark-place-london-wc2-five

https://mysinglesummer.wordpress.com/tag/social-club/

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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2025, 09:43:12 PM »
Got a ton of stories like these cause my area is generally impoverished & a lot of drug activity everywhere…but here’s one that’s just crazy in general

So to start it off, I knew two half brothers that I skated with growing up. For the sake of the story, let’s call them A and B. A has no relevance to the story, other than him being the same age as me and the reason as to why I started hanging out with B as well. B was about 5 years older than me.

A & B also had a half brother named C Jr., named after C, also the father of B. Stick with me here. It’ll make sense.

The father, C, had been running drugs probably before I was born. He moved large quantities of ice & boy interstate & out of state. He also owned a local contracting business, as a legitimate paper trail.

Anyways, B had quit skating with us when he graduated & went to the military. While he was gone, his brother C Jr (who was a year behind B) started moving work for their dad and continued to do so after graduating. He had a few arrests over the next couple years, for possession with intent, stealing TVs and Xboxes from K Mart, and a bunch of other random shit

As he’s getting out of lockup for stealing tv’s, B comes back from the military & gets roped into the family businesses. 


I didn’t see B at all during this time and for the next couple years, and just talked occasionally online

One day, B & C Jr are found dead & their remains are identified in a burning car that was found on a rural back road.

The cops shrug it off as a “mobile meth lab” and moved on but here’s where it gets weird.

I have a homie that was closer to the family and all the brothers than I was. He was B’s age. According to him, the car that the brothers were found in was less than a mile from one of C (the father’s) stash houses.

When you look at some of the evidence and consider the scenario, it doesn’t make sense. C had no reason to have his sons make crystal meth while driving around. He had plenty of money and stash houses all over the place. He laid low & never stayed in one place, which brings me to my next piece of the story


About 5 years pass after the boys are found with no explanation as to what happened (even though family and friends called foul play)

Then, a womans body is found underneath a back deck of a house the next town over.
C had just done work on this house and was immediately fingered as the perp by the cops.

Turns out, she had OD’ed & died in his stash house. So what does C do? Chops her up, throws her in garbage bags, stashes this poor woman in his trunk for a day and a half, & buries her at the house he just did contract work for.

The craziest thing is he only got 36 months for concealment of a dead body

As far as the brothers go, a few of the homies & people I know that were closer to the family speculate they were killed and put in a car with the intent to burn the car to erase evidence. But this is all hearsay and I couldn’t really tell you what the truth is. I think about it from time to time & it still messes with me
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« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2025, 07:47:44 AM »
my cousin's dad (not my uncle by blood) "fell off" a balcony

same cousin's older brother (different fathers, we are related by our moms that are sisters) had 12k cash seized and guns but ended up with house arrest

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« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2025, 08:49:41 AM »
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Only trap house story I got is going to the Backbeat Club in London back in the day.

https://everything2.com/title/Backbeat+Club

https://ccguide.org/news/shownewsarticle.php?articleid=1738
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lol i spent way too mcuh time trying to dive more into this but it seems there is very little about it online! that is very rad you got to see it in person (maybe rad is the wrong word)  I am not sure why I am so drawn to these types of stories of people just wyling the fuck out trying to scheme, like real life Trailer Park Boys.
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Rad is definitely the word a 15 or 16 year old stoner me would have used to describe it. Was pretty surprised to even find those 2 articles about the place after all these years. In my older age, I’m actually more interested to find out the building was an old EMI recording studio. Wonder what songs and albums were recorded there?
[close]

Really really fascinating. As rawb said, there is very little else about the place anywhere on the web.
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Glad y’all enjoyed. Really haven’t thought about that place or told anybody about it since the 90’s.
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How did you find out about it? What was your experience like? Was the weed good? Was it a sketchy experience

Couple other photos and stories I could find:

https://www.pond5.com/stock-images/photos/item/219083797-soho-drugs-raid-back-beat-club-denmark-place-london-wc2-five

https://mysinglesummer.wordpress.com/tag/social-club/

Woah, nice finds, the mysinglesummer story is quite disturbing.

We were visiting some of our parent’s friends and found it by asking a Jamaican dread in Picadilly if he had a hook up on trees and he took us there. Our parent’s friend’s kid refused to go with and went to the arcade instead. Chilled and smoked with dread and then he gave us the run down on how to get the membership card. He said we had to slip the door man a 10 note and they would give a membership card (which was probably just extra money for that doorman). My older brother tried to be all smooth and pass the folded up bill in a hand shake and fumbled the bag and dropped it lol.

My experience was great there. I was around 15 years old and it was one of the coolest places I could possibly imagine. I just stuck to the chill out rooms smoking joints, playing pool and couple of beers. I feel like we always were there well before the listed opening hours in the articles, so it was never crazy packed the handful of times we went and the club rooms were not popping.

The weed was not great, but coming from where I lived in Asia, it was much better. Also, it seemed really hard to find any leaf in Europe on that trip so we were happy to have something other than hash.

I didn’t think it was sketchy at all at the time and age I was. Would probably not have gone now especially since I don’t smoke anymore lol. Shit….if timing was different, could have been there for the raid and that would have been all bad lol.

I ended up getting busted for switching price tags and discount stickers on CD’s at HMV so got grounded from making the daily trek into the city to hit the Backbeat.

Ahhhh to be 15 again.

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Re: TRAP HOUSE TALES
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2025, 05:01:04 AM »
one time my friends BGS and Corey went to pick up some E's, bunch of ppl gave them some money. They met the dealer in a grocery store parking lot, who was with 4 other homeys, and then said "We have to go to homey's house to get the E's, he lives on the other side of this forest". so they start walking through the trail, and BGS bent over to tie his shoe lace, and next thing you know, everyone is gang beating Corey. BGS turns around and he is being kicked in the face. Next thing he remembers is waking up in the creek in his underwear.

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« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2025, 06:38:48 AM »
Any y’all ever search alphabet boy site press releases using your city/town/county as a keyword, and then search further with names, places, etc from those releases on the open web?

Of you like reading snippets of “real-crime” Some solid crime reporting pops up from time to time in local newspapers.
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