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unnoffical NFL thread
« on: April 28, 2025, 01:21:53 PM »
Know this is jock af but I love football. Super excited for the season [real chiefs/fake commanders fan].

Ps: didn’t it used to be another thread? Where else can a skater talk to other skaters/bots about football.

That draft was crazy, am I right?
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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2025, 02:07:46 PM »
Love the Unofficial title
 
Yes you right , insane draft. Hope Travis Hunter lights it up , seems like such a good genuine dude. During Colorados’ rise, huge fan of Shedeur. After one game, he put his offensive line on blast then haven’t liked him since. Pretty insane all those QBs went before him. Think the rich owners conspired together to humble him due to character issues. Even though he lost me as a fan, rather be on Shedeur’s side than those rich owner pricks. No way he should have been drafted that low.

Also pretty insane , the prank calls . So much to talk about , felt like I wrote a novel already

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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2025, 02:11:16 PM »
The Saints taking that kid who looks like he started throwing footballs last year... there's a throw he made at the combine that was no joke uncle Rico-esque




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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2025, 02:25:44 PM »
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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2025, 04:14:42 PM »
Yeah I was a hop on buffs/deion fan who grew frustrated with Sheddur. Obviously a really good prospect but his vibes throw me off sometimes. I could understand not wanting to give him [and deion] the keys to your team but slipping to the 5th is excessive. Truly hopes he has success in the league.

Star of the draft was Will Campbell, crying tears of joy talking about he he’s gonna fight and die for his oline and QB — so beautiful and motivating. Love how offensive lineman are getting some of the glory they deserve.
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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2025, 12:34:29 AM »
With Derek Carr retiring, I really hope the Saints can pull off drafting Archie Manning.   Would be really great if he could play for the team the first Archie Manning QBed for

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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2025, 05:04:52 PM »
With Derek Carr retiring, I really hope the Saints can pull off drafting Archie Manning.   Would be really great if he could play for the team the first Archie Manning QBed for

4th Gen Manning in the NFL and the 2nd Gen Manning who plays for the Saints would be very cool story to witness

Plus we might get a Manning-Saints redemption story since the original Archie practically got killed in his stint.

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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2025, 05:14:27 PM »
Skaters pretending they don’t care about football but secretly running 5 mock drafts a week is peak duality. Chiefs looking scary again too… sigh.

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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2025, 05:26:10 PM »
Raiders have sucked for over 20 years but Ashton Jeanty will be offensive rookie of the year this season!

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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2025, 08:34:10 AM »
Chiefs gonna be on the warpath. Salty about the humiliating SB performance, Kelce's last season and it seems like he's been seriously hitting the gym and is ready to go for broke, Rice likely playing the whole season, Hollywood Brown playing the whole season, Worthy getting more comfortable with the system, bolstered O-line, it's fucking on.

I'd also like to add, as a lifelong Chiefs fan, I fucking hate the tomahawk chop and it's a very divisive issue in this area.
There are even "Stop the Chop" billboards around town, so don't think we're all cool with it. Unfortunately, the kind of people who love it are also the kind of people who buy season tickets and go to every game.

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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2025, 07:05:28 PM »
If you look online you can see photos of an upcoming movie with Nic cage as Madden and Christian Bale as Al Davis.   Wild

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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2025, 08:30:29 PM »
I just don't think JJ McCarthy is the guy. At the same time, we don't need Aaron Rodgers either. Vikes will get the wild card and get smoked in the first round.

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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2026, 10:59:58 AM »
Myles Garrett traded to Rams

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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2026, 02:24:01 AM »
Currently imagining a universe where Aaron Donald comes out of retirement to terrorize the league with Garrett

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2026, 05:35:47 AM »
Chiefs gonna be on the warpath. Salty about the humiliating SB performance season, Kelce's last season and it seems like he's been seriously hitting the gym and is ready to go for broke, Rice likely playing the whole season if he can stay out of jail, Hollywood Brown playing the whole season, Worthy *and Royals getting more comfortable with the system, bolstered O-line and D-line, it's fucking on.

I'd also like to add, as a lifelong Chiefs fan, I fucking hate the tomahawk chop and it's a very divisive issue in this area.
There are even "Stop the Chop" billboards around town, so don't think we're all cool with it. Unfortunately, the kind of people who love it are also the kind of people who buy season tickets and go to every game. (and they're still doing it)

So I'm just gonna take my post from last year and move it to this year with a few edits...

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Re: unnoffical NFL thread
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2026, 06:42:38 AM »
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Chiefs gonna be on the warpath. Salty about the humiliating SB performance season, Kelce's last season and it seems like he's been seriously hitting the gym and is ready to go for broke, Rice likely playing the whole season if he can stay out of jail, Hollywood Brown playing the whole season, Worthy *and Royals getting more comfortable with the system, bolstered O-line and D-line, it's fucking on.

I'd also like to add, as a lifelong Chiefs fan, I fucking hate the tomahawk chop and it's a very divisive issue in this area.
There are even "Stop the Chop" billboards around town, so don't think we're all cool with it. Unfortunately, the kind of people who love it are also the kind of people who buy season tickets and go to every game. (and they're still doing it)
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So I'm just gonna take my post from last year and move it to this year with a few edits...





Coming from a cowboys fan, I feel that in my bones. I also went back and edited some less smart takes that I had for last season and moved some words around, just on YouTube lmfao.
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