I don't know why I feel like I've just read about the state of the skateboard industry as a typing warm-up manically written by Jack Kerouac, but whatever.
The Prof's nearing retirement age anyway, no?
At least we can finally all agree to measure the length of a deck by the straight line, not by the curve.
Godspeed, Professor. Kudos for the lifetime achievement. May you have a bountiful life post PS Stix.
Thank you skateboarding.