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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #240 on: August 30, 2025, 08:37:03 AM »
It’s so fucking funny that Jason Ellis of all people decided to order the last resort american conservative podcast grifter starter pack and put on that black rifle coffee t-shirt and goes on that ”I’m conservative now” script everyone of these losers go on.

Like dude, good luck with that, everythings gonna work out great for you.

I thought Ellis said he is queer. It’s like he’s doing the Candace Owen’s -Dave Rubin bit but mixed with a Mctwist of Pim Tool

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #241 on: August 30, 2025, 08:40:55 AM »
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It’s so fucking funny that Jason Ellis of all people decided to order the last resort american conservative podcast grifter starter pack and put on that black rifle coffee t-shirt and goes on that ”I’m conservative now” script everyone of these losers go on.

Like dude, good luck with that, everythings gonna work out great for you.
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I thought Ellis said he is queer. It’s like he’s doing the Candace Owen’s -Dave Rubin bit but mixed with a Mctwist of Pim Tool
Can’t let facts get in the way of the grift.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #242 on: August 30, 2025, 09:04:36 AM »
Any one remember his profile on 411vm? His girlfriend showed her tits. i once met him many years later and asked him about it. He couldn't remember it.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #243 on: August 30, 2025, 09:24:27 AM »
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And this is the promo! So imagine that this as bad as it is, is actually the best of his routine.

I’m struggling to find anything humorous about asking people their sexual orientation. How is this stand up? It seems like a cut out of the Rogan-ite circuit playbook, or inspired by the manscape that people like Theo or Rogan cultivated.
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #244 on: August 30, 2025, 10:33:03 AM »
Learning via this thread that he’s BISEXUAL and not “BOY-SEXUAL” as his accent would suggest.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #245 on: August 30, 2025, 12:42:51 PM »


Lol @TheLurper
I never thought much of Jason Ellis but wow.
“Are you gay? You look gay.”
“Are you a slut? You look like a slut.”
What a complete lack of talent and character.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #246 on: August 30, 2025, 01:23:29 PM »
I see pine is really bringing in the views for the fash game of skate. All 74 of em…



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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #247 on: August 30, 2025, 01:33:17 PM »
Ellis has pretty much always been a try hard cornball, no? Like maybe he could've had a career similar to Mathias Ringstrom or Mike Crum or [Insert decent 90's vert pro here] and just kind of gracefully exited the spotlight...but was anybody here even interested in his initial life extension foray into shock jock radio? I turned the dial every time I heard his voice...
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #248 on: August 30, 2025, 02:00:16 PM »
Ellis has pretty much always been a try hard cornball, no? Like maybe he could've had a career similar to Mathias Ringstrom or Mike Crum or [Insert decent 90's vert pro here] and just kind of gracefully exited the spotlight...but was anybody here even interested in his initial life extension foray into shock jock radio?

He was the loud guy, so whoever had a camera instinctively pointed it at him. Not because anything he said was funny or interesting, but because he was desperately acting silly for attention. He was the only dumbfuck on the boat willing to bite the shark heart, so it got filmed. His dumbfuck antics always ended up in the edit.

This gave him the false idea he’s interesting enough to be an entertainer. It’s an accumulation of years of blowing smoke up his own ass, and getting a bit blown in by others, like birdman.

So he doesn’t have any actual comic material, so he’s on stage saying shit like “you look gay”. Why? Because he’s noticed that saying outlandish things gets him his favorite little thing, attention. Substance takes a backseat.

The answer to your question is no, absolutely not


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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #249 on: August 30, 2025, 02:24:00 PM »

You got questions? Ask me like a fucking man. You know my Insta.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #250 on: August 30, 2025, 02:58:51 PM »
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And this is the promo! So imagine that this as bad as it is, is actually the best of his routine.

I’m struggling to find anything humorous about asking people their sexual orientation. How is this stand up? It seems like a cut out of the Rogan-ite circuit playbook, or inspired by the manscape that people like Theo or Rogan cultivated.
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I posted this vid in the lol daily thread but might as well drop it here for relevanace - pretty insightful on how far comedy has fallen under cult leader Rogan. Long watch but there's a lot here to be thankin about here. 


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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #251 on: August 30, 2025, 03:21:18 PM »
I'm skipping through the boonies live skate thing, and Jason seems to openly hate Richie. Tim Pool is talking about magic the gathering being less woke than skating.

It couldn't be worse.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #252 on: August 30, 2025, 10:32:32 PM »
187 killer hips

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #253 on: August 30, 2025, 11:50:30 PM »
Imagine having the style of a baby deer…

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #254 on: August 31, 2025, 12:23:04 AM »
lol is anyone gonna bring up the fact that Jeff wore a Slap shirt to the contest

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #255 on: August 31, 2025, 02:27:25 AM »
lol is anyone gonna bring up the fact that Jeff wore a Slap shirt to the contest

The best part of the whole thing was when Jason saw Jeff's shirt and was like "you're wearing a Slap shirt... are you gay?" and when Jeff said that no, he isn't gay because he has a girlfriend but you probably haven't met her because she lives in Canada, Jason said "you look gay".
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #256 on: August 31, 2025, 02:34:32 AM »
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lol is anyone gonna bring up the fact that Jeff wore a Slap shirt to the contest
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The best part of the whole thing was when Jason saw Jeff's shirt and was like "you're wearing a Slap shirt... are you gay?" and when Jeff said that no, he isn't gay because he has a girlfriend but you probably haven't met her because she lives in Canada, Jason said "you look gay".

You actually watched that crap?

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #257 on: August 31, 2025, 02:34:50 AM »
lol is anyone gonna bring up the fact that Jeff wore a Slap shirt to the contest

To do so would be an admission you watched it

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #258 on: August 31, 2025, 02:46:33 AM »
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lol is anyone gonna bring up the fact that Jeff wore a Slap shirt to the contest
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The best part of the whole thing was when Jason saw Jeff's shirt and was like "you're wearing a Slap shirt... are you gay?" and when Jeff said that no, he isn't gay because he has a girlfriend but you probably haven't met her because she lives in Canada, Jason said "you look gay".
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You actually watched that crap?

Yes, this is something that actually happened.

After this Tim Pool took off his beanie to reveal a full head of hair and started saying something about wanting to "debate all the haters" who call him bald but then a bird swooped in and plucked what was pretty obviously some kind of cheap wig from his head and then he started chasing the bird and saying something about someone (maybe the bird?) being woke or something but it was kinda difficult to make out because he was quickly out of breath grabbing at the bird and then he tripped over Richie Jackson's outstretched legs and knocked himself unconscious but everyone was kinda embarrassed because he started moaning (in pain) so they just left him there for several minutes while the feed continued. The bird was some variety of grackle FYI.
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #259 on: August 31, 2025, 04:49:04 AM »
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lol is anyone gonna bring up the fact that Jeff wore a Slap shirt to the contest
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The best part of the whole thing was when Jason saw Jeff's shirt and was like "you're wearing a Slap shirt... are you gay?" and when Jeff said that no, he isn't gay because he has a girlfriend but you probably haven't met her because she lives in Canada, Jason said "you look gay".
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You actually watched that crap?

It's a classic Jason Ellis bit

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNyLPC44q5O/?igsh=MmZnZnRmZTViZmd0

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #260 on: August 31, 2025, 05:29:23 AM »
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lol is anyone gonna bring up the fact that Jeff wore a Slap shirt to the contest
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The best part of the whole thing was when Jason saw Jeff's shirt and was like "you're wearing a Slap shirt... are you gay?" and when Jeff said that no, he isn't gay because he has a girlfriend but you probably haven't met her because she lives in Canada, Jason said "you look gay".
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You actually watched that crap?
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It's a classic Jason Ellis bit

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNyLPC44q5O/?igsh=MmZnZnRmZTViZmd0

I'm not clicking that and ruining my YouTube algorithm with what ever the fuck Jason Eillis does..

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #261 on: August 31, 2025, 06:20:22 AM »

You actually watched that crap?

yea i took one for the team, not even trying to be funny here but i honestly saw way more tricks go down at a local skatepark yesterday than these people skating that little warehouse. it was a pathetic to watch, most people there couldnt even do an axel stall on a qp.

was wondering if jeff would say anything redeeming when given the opportunity to talk to the camera, but instead said "shout out to everyone, you all rule."
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #262 on: August 31, 2025, 07:10:35 AM »
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lol is anyone gonna bring up the fact that Jeff wore a Slap shirt to the contest
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To do so would be an admission you watched it

hardly! you dont have to watch two hours of commentary if you skip to the end for the short game of skate.

spolier: it was not good, but what is good is a ten piece wing with two sides and fountain... Jeff can buy a couple of those now.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #263 on: August 31, 2025, 07:24:20 AM »
So it’s like “at least Nike isn’t full on printing hatred in their gear” and in fact even promoting lgbt pros. It is different.
Thank you

Dude shut the fuck up

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #264 on: August 31, 2025, 07:32:46 AM »
He got Jeff a $75 motel not a hotel.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #265 on: August 31, 2025, 08:24:42 AM »
He got Jeff a $75 motel not a hotel.
What's the difference? Honest question.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #266 on: August 31, 2025, 10:26:09 AM »
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He got Jeff a $75 motel not a hotel.
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What's the difference? Honest question.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #267 on: August 31, 2025, 10:57:06 AM »
fuck you Pine.
fuck you for wearing a Slap shirt there

you couldn’t have groveled to those nazis any harder.
we had your back here and that’s over. eat shit forever

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #268 on: August 31, 2025, 11:02:27 AM »
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And this is the promo! So imagine that this as bad as it is, is actually the best of his routine.

I’m struggling to find anything humorous about asking people their sexual orientation. How is this stand up? It seems like a cut out of the Rogan-ite circuit playbook, or inspired by the manscape that people like Theo or Rogan cultivated.
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I posted this vid in the lol daily thread but might as well drop it here for relevanace - pretty insightful on how far comedy has fallen under cult leader Rogan. Long watch but there's a lot here to be thankin about here. 


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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #269 on: August 31, 2025, 04:18:31 PM »
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He got Jeff a $75 motel not a hotel.
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What's the difference? Honest question.

Motels are historically viewed as not at all fancy, whereas a hotel can be. And hotels are traditionally reserved nightly whereas motels are too but can be lived in for weeks or months on end (or, conversely, perhaps hourly, in some areas, if you get my drift). Motels are the types of places where you will find a fent rock on the ground. And schizo ppl cursing in the parking lot.

I'll give you an example, my old landlord had to make renovations at my apt so they put me up in a Motel. The first room I was given had McDonald's trash everywhere, it clearly hadn't been cleaned. The second room I got after complaining about that one, I went to turn on the lamp and it had a used condom hanging from it. Most folks would have just left after that, but I complained again and was given a two bedroom space that had no overt problems. Still, I slept on top of the bedsheets for the entire 4 days, 3 nights I was there and never used the shower.

Hope that helps.
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