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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #270 on: August 31, 2025, 06:42:39 PM »
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He got Jeff a $75 motel not a hotel.
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Motels are historically viewed as not at all fancy, whereas a hotel can be. And hotels are traditionally reserved nightly whereas motels are too but can be lived in for weeks or months on end (or, conversely, perhaps hourly, in some areas, if you get my drift). Motels are the types of places where you will find a fent rock on the ground. And schizo ppl cursing in the parking lot.

I'll give you an example, my old landlord had to make renovations at my apt so they put me up in a Motel. The first room I was given had McDonald's trash everywhere, it clearly hadn't been cleaned. The second room I got after complaining about that one, I went to turn on the lamp and it had a used condom hanging from it. Most folks would have just left after that, but I complained again and was given a two bedroom space that had no overt problems. Still, I slept on top of the bedsheets for the entire 4 days, 3 nights I was there and never used the shower.

Hope that helps.


Also, motels seem to be rooms that encircle a parking lot with street access rooms whilst hotels are rooms contained within a building

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #271 on: August 31, 2025, 07:03:45 PM »
a holiday inn is both

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #272 on: August 31, 2025, 07:11:05 PM »
I don’t believe a hotel as opposed to a motel would have justified hanging out at the boonies, but I have learned a lot here today

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #273 on: August 31, 2025, 07:22:58 PM »
a holiday inn is both
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #274 on: August 31, 2025, 08:29:27 PM »
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a holiday inn is both
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #275 on: September 02, 2025, 11:50:21 AM »
I like Jeff as a person from the few interactions I have had with him so i dont want to blow him up too much here
but I feel like the kind of people who are on his instagram commenting "OMG DUDE YOU ARE THE FUCKING GREATEST EVER! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN THE OLYMPICS / SLS GETTING 9 CLUBS?!?!?!?" have a very low "Skate IQ". When I started skating, I was really into Danny Gonzales and Mullen. GLobe skaters for the most part besides G Mos, Jayme Fortune, were pretty low Skate IQ in retrospect.

Like Nyjah is even a better pick cause he has different phases of his career and stuff but still id say that is a fairly low skate IQ pick for your favorite skater. it is wild too because some peopel have insane amount of talent but just really low skate iq so they cant make a good part to save their life (Jagger Eaton).

I think also a similar thing when your skate IQ goes too high maybe you lose touch with reality...? i dont wanna sound too wack but i feel like skating maybe got to a point where its almost "Modern Art" (Aiden MAckey - no hatred here - one of my favorite skaters and i actually understand it, or i am just cooked...?)

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #276 on: September 02, 2025, 02:30:07 PM »
I started skating back when Pine would go by Jeffwonsong and was already pretty well known on the internet for this antics. I never fucked with his skating, even back then, so maybe I've always had a high ass skate IQ.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #277 on: September 03, 2025, 12:51:04 AM »
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a holiday inn is both
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If your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend.
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Gnar’d for the GMF&TF5 reference.
Now I don’t mean to brag…
You should post in the Mandela effect Maldonado thread my G, you remembered Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five but it’s actually Sugar Hill Gang.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #278 on: September 03, 2025, 02:40:14 AM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #279 on: September 03, 2025, 05:08:32 AM »
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He got Jeff a $75 motel not a hotel.
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What's the difference? Honest question.
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Motels are historically viewed as not at all fancy, whereas a hotel can be. And hotels are traditionally reserved nightly whereas motels are too but can be lived in for weeks or months on end (or, conversely, perhaps hourly, in some areas, if you get my drift). Motels are the types of places where you will find a fent rock on the ground. And schizo ppl cursing in the parking lot.

I'll give you an example, my old landlord had to make renovations at my apt so they put me up in a Motel. The first room I was given had McDonald's trash everywhere, it clearly hadn't been cleaned. The second room I got after complaining about that one, I went to turn on the lamp and it had a used condom hanging from it. Most folks would have just left after that, but I complained again and was given a two bedroom space that had no overt problems. Still, I slept on top of the bedsheets for the entire 4 days, 3 nights I was there and never used the shower.

Hope that helps.
there are nice motels and really sketchy hotels

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #280 on: September 03, 2025, 08:06:04 AM »
https://youtu.be/lKzOHN2QJlc?si=84LeCYt9Qvd5MMSt

Y’all remember this. Let’s revisit the pine / NKA / Jason beef
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #281 on: September 03, 2025, 08:25:13 AM »
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Werent all these dudes left wingers including tim pool like 10 years ago? You guys have lost so many people to trump lmao

It's not even that a lot of these people really like Trump or conservative politics. They're just not talented or smart enough to be successful at some legitimate endeavor, so they turned into right-wing grifters. Easy money if you're a stupid asshole that enjoys talking to other stupid assholes.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #282 on: September 03, 2025, 10:08:49 AM »
In these times of rising fascism, if you sit at their table to eat, then you’re one of them. You’ve put your name along side them as an ally, to elevate them in the eyes of anyone that respects you. You’ve used your name to validate their hatred. You could have turned some lost kid who loves your skating down a path of oblivion by simply cosigning their existence.


I don’t want to be dramatic but it’s fucking terrifying the path we are walking and @Pine you’ve chosen to take steps with the devil. You can say it was for quick money, you can say ‘oh they were nice to me’ or that they didn’t say or do anything awful on the day but they ARE awful.  And you have put your name as a validation of anything they do.  Why the fuck else would they pay you to be there? 




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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #283 on: September 03, 2025, 10:38:43 AM »
 Pine on that Werner Heisenberg logic.
 Radcunt kinda nailed it.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #284 on: September 03, 2025, 10:47:18 AM »
Which do you reckon is smaller: Jeff’s pop or his sense of self esteem now that he is taking a (well deserved) drubbing on these bloards for making friendly w/ down-market fascist cunts?
Dood was finally enjoying a little respect around here only to scuttle his own boat off the shores of nazism.
As the saying goes, Jeff, you get what you’re paid for.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #285 on: September 03, 2025, 10:48:06 AM »
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fucking lol'd at the idea of walking into a room with these 3 duded huddling around a blunt and debating whether its woke to pass on the left

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #286 on: September 03, 2025, 05:43:16 PM »
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a holiday inn is both
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Say what?

If your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend.
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Gnar’d for the GMF&TF5 reference.
Now I don’t mean to brag…
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You should post in the Mandela effect Maldonado thread my G, you remembered Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five but it’s actually Sugar Hill Gang.

Yeah you are 100% correct. Dug out the single and sure as shit:

Would move it to the Maldonado effect but no skating so I’ll file it under ‘I’m a dumb ass’.
Pretty sure it was on a Grandmaster/furious 5 cassette I have though. When I get into the rafters I’ll see if I can find it and see how much more my memory is shit🥴

EDIT found the cassette. My memory is fucking fried! Not even close. Must’ve had a dubbed one mislabeled at one point.
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #287 on: September 03, 2025, 05:54:22 PM »
In these times of rising fascism, if you sit at their table to eat, then you’re one of them. You’ve put your name along side them as an ally, to elevate them in the eyes of anyone that respects you. You’ve used your name to validate their hatred. You could have turned some lost kid who loves your skating down a path of oblivion by simply cosigning their existence.


I don’t want to be dramatic but it’s fucking terrifying the path we are walking and @Pine you’ve chosen to take steps with the devil. You can say it was for quick money, you can say ‘oh they were nice to me’ or that they didn’t say or do anything awful on the day but they ARE awful.  And you have put your name as a validation of anything they do.  Why the fuck else would they pay you to be there?

Well spoken.
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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #288 on: September 03, 2025, 06:00:35 PM »
Found out someone I used to skate with back home was in this event. Never paid attention enough to notice his name or face on the flyers.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #289 on: September 03, 2025, 06:22:58 PM »
After watching that Elephant Graveyard vid, and seeing the Kill Tony clips.

Imagine believing wholeheartedly that you were the last bastion of the dying art of comedy, and what was at stake was the ability to tell someone they “look gay”.

Imagine that is the hill you were willing to die on is that of an unclever insecure middle school burn circa late 90’s.

Imagine truly believing that is peak comedy?

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #290 on: September 03, 2025, 11:37:44 PM »
In these times of rising fascism, if you sit at their table to eat, then you’re one of them. You’ve put your name along side them as an ally, to elevate them in the eyes of anyone that respects you. You’ve used your name to validate their hatred. You could have turned some lost kid who loves your skating down a path of oblivion by simply cosigning their existence.


I don’t want to be dramatic but it’s fucking terrifying the path we are walking and @Pine you’ve chosen to take steps with the devil. You can say it was for quick money, you can say ‘oh they were nice to me’ or that they didn’t say or do anything awful on the day but they ARE awful.  And you have put your name as a validation of anything they do.  Why the fuck else would they pay you to be there?
Beautifully articulated.
Bravo.
Sir, I'm going to politely, but firmly, ask you and your common sense to leave this establishment.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #291 on: September 04, 2025, 05:10:05 AM »
I feel like we’re being eaten alive with all this shit and it drives me insane people are nonchalant and selfish about it. What the fuck happened to empathy.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #292 on: September 04, 2025, 05:58:42 AM »
https://shredder.news/jason-ellis-on-conservative-values/
Jason Ellis: “I am not saying anyone living differently is better or worse. I hope the best for everyone in this life and I do not care what you love or hate”
Also Jason Elllis: watch me sign on with a brand who goes against my core principles

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #293 on: September 04, 2025, 06:04:19 AM »
so did @pine win?

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #295 on: September 04, 2025, 06:25:26 AM »
he won the game but after his appearance there most view him as a loser, so who really knows

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #296 on: September 04, 2025, 07:33:02 AM »
pine > success
“Oh boy lemme post a link to an IG story that only exists for 24 hours that will likely be deleted 47 seconds after it was posted!”

SCREENSHOTS PEOPLE HOLY FUCK.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #297 on: September 07, 2025, 07:47:50 PM »
https://shredder.news/jason-ellis-on-conservative-values/
Jason Ellis: “I am not saying anyone living differently is better or worse. I hope the best for everyone in this life and I do not care what you love or hate”
Also Jason Elllis: watch me sign on with a brand who goes against my core principles


Yet another narcissistic man with no actual fans thinks right wing dipshits will lead him to Rogan.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #298 on: September 08, 2025, 03:36:45 AM »
I watched a short clip the other day where he (semi jokingly) claims he was never gay and that he had only fucked dudes because he had been a sex addict.

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Re: Jason Ellis is lame ass fuck Pro for Tim Pool skateboard
« Reply #299 on: September 08, 2025, 08:23:09 AM »
I watched a short clip the other day where he (semi jokingly) claims he was never gay and that he had only fucked dudes because he had been a sex addict.

"I'm not a crack head. I was just a drug addict and needed to smoke something."  ::)