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GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« on: September 22, 2025, 11:55:51 PM »
https://youtube.com/shorts/tNHFbCtVw58?si=K_0Y3OqFQjm0Omst

If you want to watch twerking why not just type it in Google and watch one of the billion videos of real women doing it, and leave video games alone!?

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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2025, 09:22:05 AM »
Chill let her cook

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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2025, 09:47:46 AM »
We get it you don't like women. This youtube short totally deserved it's own thread, thanks for sharing!
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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2025, 12:33:34 PM »
You convinced me. I'm intensely offended with the idea of GTA characters mimicking this attractive woman's movements. I will now boycott the game.

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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2025, 02:05:44 PM »
If they don’t mocap big boys jackin it I’ll be pissed!

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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2025, 07:50:38 AM »
On its own for sure its just twerking but thats not at all what it was. But the little cuts they do to the news footage or tik tok event of the same scene is painting a bigger picture. Its setting the scene to be modern Miami beach party vibes. That's what makes gta worlds so immersive. The way they capture the feel of both the time period and the locale. Thats what the trailer was. And love it or hate it twerking and "Ratchet" behavior is part of the of the culture down there.

Also pretty tight way to show off mocap in 2025. Its pretty impressive the movement and lighting.  I guess you wouldnt that cause your not a fan of big beautiful Latinas and black women clapping that thang for ya as you kick

Its shows of the tech. And it sets the scene.

Also the strip club gooners but gooning also pretty modern so its all par for the course.

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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2025, 04:26:20 AM »
i hope they replace the bounty hunter missions with livestreaming unsanctioned chris hansen stings having viewer donations determining the violence of the encounter. realism!
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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2025, 03:24:52 PM »

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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2026, 04:33:48 PM »
Rumors of preorders going live tomorrow May 18…game is supposedly around $70-80

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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2026, 03:18:04 AM »
They probably can’t do it atm, too much work need make crazy good engine, but I wonder if in future like heaps of games will be like streamlined into one game

Like say you could play gta and do gta stuff but get on a skateboard and then it was like ea skate or they had a bmx as well and could do all the tricks like Dave mirra game
Then you get in car and it’s like forza

Maybe too much work and maybe it would be shit that way, idk
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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2026, 04:21:53 AM »
They probably can’t do it atm, too much work need make crazy good engine, but I wonder if in future like heaps of games will be like streamlined into one game

Like say you could play gta and do gta stuff but get on a skateboard and then it was like ea skate or they had a bmx as well and could do all the tricks like Dave mirra game
Then you get in car and it’s like forza

Maybe too much work and maybe it would be shit that way, idk
You also could sell it only once

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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2026, 06:33:54 AM »
LOL I didn’t think about that yea never happen
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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2026, 07:45:51 AM »
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They probably can’t do it atm, too much work need make crazy good engine, but I wonder if in future like heaps of games will be like streamlined into one game

Like say you could play gta and do gta stuff but get on a skateboard and then it was like ea skate or they had a bmx as well and could do all the tricks like Dave mirra game
Then you get in car and it’s like forza

Maybe too much work and maybe it would be shit that way, idk
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You also could sell it only once

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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2026, 09:38:33 AM »
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They probably can’t do it atm, too much work need make crazy good engine, but I wonder if in future like heaps of games will be like streamlined into one game

Like say you could play gta and do gta stuff but get on a skateboard and then it was like ea skate or they had a bmx as well and could do all the tricks like Dave mirra game
Then you get in car and it’s like forza

Maybe too much work and maybe it would be shit that way, idk
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You also could sell it only once

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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2026, 04:32:17 AM »
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They probably can’t do it atm, too much work need make crazy good engine, but I wonder if in future like heaps of games will be like streamlined into one game

Like say you could play gta and do gta stuff but get on a skateboard and then it was like ea skate or they had a bmx as well and could do all the tricks like Dave mirra game
Then you get in car and it’s like forza

Maybe too much work and maybe it would be shit that way, idk
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You also could sell it only once
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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2026, 08:56:35 AM »
Not going to get delayed again which is good news...but nothing on pre-order date or cost


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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2026, 02:46:42 AM »
Not going to get delayed again which is good news...but nothing on pre-order date or cost




Something tells me they’re gonna release it on that date and just patch it bro 😂
I mean it won’t be like Witcher or cyberpunk I don’t think, but I would assume not all features ready at release
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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2026, 10:39:49 AM »
They probably can’t do it atm, too much work need make crazy good engine, but I wonder if in future like heaps of games will be like streamlined into one game

Like say you could play gta and do gta stuff but get on a skateboard and then it was like ea skate or they had a bmx as well and could do all the tricks like Dave mirra game
Then you get in car and it’s like forza

Maybe too much work and maybe it would be shit that way, idk

I've fantasized about being able to skate-play the GTA 5 World on here. Would be so fucking sick

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Re: GTA 6 looks SHIT!
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2026, 07:06:27 PM »
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They probably can’t do it atm, too much work need make crazy good engine, but I wonder if in future like heaps of games will be like streamlined into one game

Like say you could play gta and do gta stuff but get on a skateboard and then it was like ea skate or they had a bmx as well and could do all the tricks like Dave mirra game
Then you get in car and it’s like forza

Maybe too much work and maybe it would be shit that way, idk
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I've fantasized about being able to skate-play the GTA 5 World on here. Would be so fucking sick

Yea bro, the San Andreas gta game that had the bmx, we were all sitting round stoned out of our minds doing rails on the bmx and we started thinking like would this be the future? As was pointed out would have to be subscription based, surely
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