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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #480 on: June 05, 2026, 11:44:47 PM »
In my mind, seeing someone do certain tricks has almost gone from "wow so gnarly" to "man that's stupid".

Like back lips down some massive handrail where having something go wrong (except slipping out) would almost certainly make you smash the back of your head to the concrete, with the speed being fast enough that it would be close to a physics based certainty, no matter how good you are at falling. 

Or maybe I just don't understand how it works because I can't do them on anything. Wish I could, back lip is a beatiful trick.
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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #481 on: June 06, 2026, 03:13:34 AM »
shit could get complicated if some rich Karen's kid blames nyjah on breaking his neck (they were inspired to not wear a helmet bc he doesn't etc), and Nike or Monster makes wearing a helmet contractually or sponsorships over.

I don't see that happening necessarily, but being this is America, some little twat's fate could make enough noise and the media could create that narrative relating to Nyjah as a role model. insert && advocating for helmets...

If Jackass and Bam didn’t get sued, Nyjah won’t be. There were a ton of copycats who got severe burns, broken bones, and even one person got paralyzed at some Bam event, but he never got sued. If Nyjah explicitly told kids not to wear helmets, it might be a different story. Even then, there are a lot of impact sports where people don’t wear helmets and I don’t see this going anywhere. There’s literally a UFC match at the White House.

Also, I’m pretty sure all decks have this dumb warning sticker. This is a Yuto board, but I’m sure Disorder boards have the same thing.


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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #482 on: June 06, 2026, 02:45:42 PM »
I wonder how many more TBI’s it’s gonna take for Nyjah to dial it back

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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #483 on: June 06, 2026, 04:34:54 PM »
I wonder how many more TBI’s it’s gonna take for Nyjah to dial it back

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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #484 on: June 06, 2026, 05:17:17 PM »
I mean it’s kinda telling that a new thread wasn’t started for his new injury, just kept using this one
Edit: it’s not super surprising no helmet and so soon after an injury that bad, if he keeps up like this so will this thread I bet

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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #485 on: June 06, 2026, 05:45:48 PM »
I mean it’s kinda telling that a new thread wasn’t started for his new injury, just kept using this one
Edit: it’s not super surprising no helmet and so soon after an injury that bad, if he keeps up like this so will this thread I bet

He was in the comments right after he posted like I’m not never gonna send . Dudes fate is inevitable but he seems to just genuinely love that shit
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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #486 on: June 06, 2026, 07:58:53 PM »
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I mean it’s kinda telling that a new thread wasn’t started for his new injury, just kept using this one
Edit: it’s not super surprising no helmet and so soon after an injury that bad, if he keeps up like this so will this thread I bet
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He was in the comments right after he posted like I’m not never gonna send . Dudes fate is inevitable but he seems to just genuinely love that shit

Jah really has a death wish I think

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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #487 on: June 07, 2026, 05:43:19 AM »
shit could get complicated if some rich Karen's kid blames nyjah on breaking his neck (they were inspired to not wear a helmet bc he doesn't etc), and Nike or Monster makes wearing a helmet contractually or sponsorships over.

I don't see that happening necessarily, but being this is America, some little twat's fate could make enough noise and the media could create that narrative relating to Nyjah as a role model. insert && advocating for helmets...
This is the equivalent of someone who gets paralyzed in a car accident suing a NASCAR driver for inspiring them. Or someone suing the makers of Call of Duty if their kid shoots someone. These types of suits go no where and are just a legal nuisance.

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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #488 on: June 07, 2026, 05:56:50 AM »
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I wonder how many more TBI’s it’s gonna take for Nyjah to dial it back
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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #489 on: June 08, 2026, 10:42:50 AM »
Not sure why Nyjah's posts never embed properly. He posted the image, but not the clip.




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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #490 on: June 08, 2026, 10:56:29 AM »
Not sure why Nyjah's posts never embed properly. He posted the image, but not the clip.




If there's one thing I hope young, impressionable kids will learn from this picture it's the importance of staying hydrated.
All these cool guys would rather die of dehydration than look like a water drinking nerd smh.
Well, Nyjah isn't too cool to bring an ample supply of water on the sesh, so what's your excuse?

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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #491 on: June 08, 2026, 02:38:06 PM »
Nyjah was mad the 1st slam got leaked so he had to get another. The next part will go hard with 2 of the gnarliest slams of all time. Might as well just use the song from Heath Kircharts part
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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #492 on: June 08, 2026, 03:17:17 PM »
Nyjah was mad the 1st slam got leaked so he had to get another. The next part will go hard with 2 of the gnarliest slams of all time. Might as well just use the song from Heath Kircharts part
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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #493 on: June 08, 2026, 03:59:57 PM »
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Nyjah was mad the 1st slam got leaked so he had to get another. The next part will go hard with 2 of the gnarliest slams of all time. Might as well just use the song from Heath Kircharts part
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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #494 on: June 08, 2026, 04:54:04 PM »
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Nyjah was mad the 1st slam got leaked so he had to get another. The next part will go hard with 2 of the gnarliest slams of all time. Might as well just use the song from Heath Kircharts part
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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #495 on: June 08, 2026, 04:54:50 PM »
that rail isn't even skateable, i blame the guides

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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #496 on: June 09, 2026, 12:15:23 AM »
I see someone wearing a helmet, my first thought is, "That dude's real, because he doesn't give a fuck about the cool-kids."

I see posts / sentiments like Nyjah's and my first thought, "Dude's ego and sense of masculinity is more fragile than Trump's. Fuck these jocks--same dudes who used to yell "SKATE F*GS!!" from cars."

Irony runs strong with skaters. Collectively, we aren't scared of 20-stair rails. Yet we are terrified of being seen as "uncool" by our peers.

Haha, right on! I think the same thing when I pass by fellow helmet wearers. I typically stick up devil horns and say "rock on, fellow helmet brother! Totally rad of you to protect your noodle!"
My helmet looks pretty spiffy, I must say. I painted it to look like a mean looking shark.

It makes me wonder when Nyjah will finally decide to be a wholesome chungus like Andy Anderson and protect his heckin dome.

Whenever I watch footy of Spanky or Bryan Herman, I think "GAAHHHH! WHY DON'T THESE SUCKERS WEAR HECKIN HELMETS?!!" Any dweeb who doesn't wear a helmet is a dishonorable sussy baka, the opposite of a wholesome chungus.

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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #497 on: June 09, 2026, 12:34:35 AM »
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Nyjah was mad the 1st slam got leaked so he had to get another. The next part will go hard with 2 of the gnarliest slams of all time. Might as well just use the song from Heath Kircharts part
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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #498 on: June 09, 2026, 04:05:20 AM »
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I see someone wearing a helmet, my first thought is, "That dude's real, because he doesn't give a fuck about the cool-kids."

I see posts / sentiments like Nyjah's and my first thought, "Dude's ego and sense of masculinity is more fragile than Trump's. Fuck these jocks--same dudes who used to yell "SKATE F*GS!!" from cars."

Irony runs strong with skaters. Collectively, we aren't scared of 20-stair rails. Yet we are terrified of being seen as "uncool" by our peers.
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Haha, right on! I think the same thing when I pass by fellow helmet wearers. I typically stick up devil horns and say "rock on, fellow helmet brother! Totally rad of you to protect your noodle!"
My helmet looks pretty spiffy, I must say. I painted it to look like a mean looking shark.

It makes me wonder when Nyjah will finally decide to be a wholesome chungus like Andy Anderson and protect his heckin dome.

Whenever I watch footy of Spanky or Bryan Herman, I think "GAAHHHH! WHY DON'T THESE SUCKERS WEAR HECKIN HELMETS?!!" Any dweeb who doesn't wear a helmet is a dishonorable sussy baka, the opposite of a wholesome chungus.

Cool story, bro.
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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #499 on: June 09, 2026, 11:34:49 AM »
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Nyjah was mad the 1st slam got leaked so he had to get another. The next part will go hard with 2 of the gnarliest slams of all time. Might as well just use the song from Heath Kircharts part
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The Moody Blues were my dad's favourite band - in childhood I always thought that song was Knights In White Satin, not Nights In White Satin. Every time it plays I still have mental images of silky knights

I thought the same thing. Pausing to think about it for a second, it doesn’t really make any sense lol. Why did we think that? Certainly gives the song a bit more of a surrealist bent.

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Re: Nyjah Skull Fracture
« Reply #500 on: June 09, 2026, 11:51:26 AM »
In my mind, seeing someone do certain tricks has almost gone from "wow so gnarly" to "man that's stupid".

Like back lips down some massive handrail where having something go wrong (except slipping out) would almost certainly make you smash the back of your head to the concrete, with the speed being fast enough that it would be close to a physics based certainty, no matter how good you are at falling. 

Or maybe I just don't understand how it works because I can't do them on anything. Wish I could, back lip is a beatiful trick.

i finally learned it at 39, there is still hope for you. start with the nollie back lip on a parking block or baby rail. if you can backside ollie over the rail, and also front board, you have everything you need. that is all it is. i warm up by doing a couple fs board, bs ollieing over the rail a bunch of times, do a couple bs 5050s, and then eventually get the courage to start committing it. its still pretty scary for me, i havent done one in a few months now. hoping to get another one soon, im pretty sure i can still do it.