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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #60 on: February 02, 2026, 08:53:33 PM »
I think the term 'fake steeze' is fake steeze.....

"painfully self-conscious skaters"

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #61 on: February 03, 2026, 04:20:06 AM »
http://www.instagram.com/reel/Cy_QjKjtcba/?igsh=d2ZwbjJpZDN5OHQ1



The more i think about it the more i think the atrocious griptape is what bothered me more than anything, something bout his style tho just eh
I think i attribute it more to me just being a hater tho

That filming at macba was fucked tho i’ll yuck that all day

Iono I kinda like the way this dude skates, it’s cool though there’s a wide swath of skaters I do not like because I’m a hater, personal preference can be a curse at times
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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #62 on: February 03, 2026, 04:38:29 AM »
Have a day off



Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #63 on: February 03, 2026, 05:47:56 AM »
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Vincent Touzery doesn't have fake steeze and he's a fav of mine, but I always laugh at how he holds the landing here lol. I like it a lot. Felt like posting

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You’re tripping. He just landed that way. Touzrey’s name even be posted in this thread.
I don't know about y'all but I'm definitely faking the funk out there.

I watched this and did not detect any unnecessary afterbang. And I thought that 360 flip posted was fine. It's weird how nuanced style is, I like Tourzery's hunch but hate it with Sean Murphy.

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #64 on: February 03, 2026, 06:45:52 PM »

That filming at macba was fucked tho i’ll yuck that all day

Iono I kinda like the way this dude skates, it’s cool though there’s a wide swath of skaters I do not like because I’m a hater, personal preference can be a curse at times
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cy_QjKjtcba/?igsh=d2ZwbjJpZDN5OHQ1

For awhile alot of his skating was filmed like this ^
I was trying to say i think that’s what mainly bothered me
But yeah his pop is crazy and he’s good, just the hater in me
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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #65 on: February 03, 2026, 06:55:44 PM »
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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #66 on: February 03, 2026, 09:53:24 PM »
Nate Sherwood
Nate’s style is negative to begin with so when he’s faking it, which is + style, it still equals zero.

Edit: I actually think Nate is secretly Pine’s dad.

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #67 on: February 03, 2026, 10:24:27 PM »
Yea some of Tommy’s rollaways are crazy

I wanna say Cody Mac, he’s another bloke that went too far
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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #68 on: February 04, 2026, 04:11:12 AM »
Jamie Thomas Tuck knee landing

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #69 on: February 04, 2026, 04:23:45 AM »
11:19 is very funny
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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #70 on: February 04, 2026, 06:56:19 AM »
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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #71 on: February 04, 2026, 11:59:36 AM »
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Promoting this guy certainly doesn't help their cause. This guy has the most egregious affectations ever to be seen in the skateboard world, that isn't done as a complete joke. Chris Pulman too.  It's absolutely disgusting behavior and should be shamed.

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #72 on: February 04, 2026, 09:11:10 PM »
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Promoting this guy certainly doesn't help their cause. This guy has the most egregious affectations ever to be seen in the skateboard world, that isn't done as a complete joke. Chris Pulman too.  It's absolutely disgusting behavior and should be shamed.
Egregious Affectations HAS to be a band name, or at least a sick EP..
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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #73 on: February 04, 2026, 10:27:12 PM »
It is a band. One guy from France. I'd like to see him at Burnside or FDR. They'd love him

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #74 on: February 05, 2026, 06:51:06 AM »
Jamie Thomas Tuck knee landing

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #75 on: February 05, 2026, 06:55:51 AM »
I've been kinda hate watching YouTube influencers and Zack Dowdy hilariously takes the cake. Him and Kevin whatever really could film a skate video that is more acting than skating. Such a strange microcosm of skating.

Carl Aikens takes the cake.

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #76 on: February 05, 2026, 07:04:18 AM »
Carl Aikens has the wackest style ever.

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #77 on: February 06, 2026, 12:51:43 AM »
Carl Aikens takes the cake.
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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #78 on: February 06, 2026, 11:34:54 AM »
nick boserio looks like hes about to eat shit at all times

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #79 on: February 06, 2026, 12:10:04 PM »
Are you implying he’s doing that on purpose?

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #80 on: February 06, 2026, 03:49:14 PM »
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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #81 on: February 12, 2026, 09:37:08 AM »

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #82 on: February 12, 2026, 02:08:07 PM »
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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #83 on: February 12, 2026, 02:32:50 PM »
Forrest’s tuck knee thing is the definition of fake but I LOVE it, it’s just another straight up “fuck you”, from the personification of “fuck you”


im probably lying

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #84 on: February 12, 2026, 02:43:03 PM »
this chick should be flogged to near unconsciousness...



but chris pulman first. and someone needs to break his glasses and let out the inseam on his trousers



actually, someone should just banish the entirety of the heroin squad to depths of hades for their inauthentic arm and leg movements

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #86 on: February 13, 2026, 04:22:10 AM »

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Re: Skaters with fake steeze
« Reply #87 on: February 13, 2026, 04:39:18 AM »
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