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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #60 on: February 24, 2026, 12:57:10 PM »
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2026, 12:58:30 PM »
I think this shows that Sheckler is clearly doing it for the love of the game because going to Zero means it def isn’t for relevance or money

Zero is still relevant (somehow) I’ve been seeing t shirts and boards in the wild lately. Also Sheckler has virtually nowhere else to go and his entire brand is based on him being a pro skater. Not saying he doesn’t love skateboarding but I doubt he has much else to fall back on.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #62 on: February 24, 2026, 01:01:27 PM »
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It's crazy how bad at this shit Jamie is. He can't even manage to effectively grift Christians for profit. Some of the dumbest motherfuckers on earth have done it, how can't he?
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Jamie doesn't deserve to wear that Springsteen shirt.    Bruce saw awful and immediately called out ICE.  Jamie saw awful and swept it under the rug.
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #63 on: February 24, 2026, 01:03:44 PM »
Good for them

A lot of hate on these two one here


Whoever said Jamie can’t wear that shirt is the most beta male of all time

Bunch of dudes mad because the two they’re hating on have much better lives than they could ever hope to have

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #64 on: February 24, 2026, 01:16:25 PM »
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I think this shows that Sheckler is clearly doing it for the love of the game because going to Zero means it def isn’t for relevance or money
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Zero is still relevant (somehow) I’ve been seeing t shirts and boards in the wild lately. Also Sheckler has virtually nowhere else to go and his entire brand is based on him being a pro skater. Not saying he doesn’t love skateboarding but I doubt he has much else to fall back on.
I bought a zero board for the first time since 07 back in 2024 just to see how it skated (it was alright, 5/10) but I haven’t seen anyone who is actually aware of the overall culture skate one in years. My stepson’s dad bought one last year but he’s a “I used to skate” Christian type so he got the board with the cross in it.

I wouldn’t say Zero is even top ten most relevant board brand, they exist on legacy more than anything.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #65 on: February 24, 2026, 01:24:27 PM »
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I think this shows that Sheckler is clearly doing it for the love of the game because going to Zero means it def isn’t for relevance or money
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Zero is still relevant (somehow) I’ve been seeing t shirts and boards in the wild lately. Also Sheckler has virtually nowhere else to go and his entire brand is based on him being a pro skater. Not saying he doesn’t love skateboarding but I doubt he has much else to fall back on.
i feel like he probably has a lot of money left to fall back on

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #66 on: February 24, 2026, 01:24:36 PM »
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I think this shows that Sheckler is clearly doing it for the love of the game because going to Zero means it def isn’t for relevance or money
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Zero is still relevant (somehow) I’ve been seeing t shirts and boards in the wild lately. Also Sheckler has virtually nowhere else to go and his entire brand is based on him being a pro skater. Not saying he doesn’t love skateboarding but I doubt he has much else to fall back on.
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I bought a zero board for the first time since 07 back in 2024 just to see how it skated (it was alright, 5/10) but I haven’t seen anyone who is actually aware of the overall culture skate one in years. My stepson’s dad bought one last year but he’s a “I used to skate” Christian type so he got the board with the cross in it.

I wouldn’t say Zero is even top ten most relevant board brand, they exist on legacy more than anything.

We’re kind of insulated here on slap. I’d wager the majority of active skaters are beginners, old heads, teens who only skate with each other or just random people who skate a few times a month and don’t follow or care about most of the industry shit we dissect and analyze. I was at a very crowded skatepark last weekend and was thinking about the different demographics in skateboarding. The amount of people I saw skating that presented themselves as “core” skaters were maybe 10%

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #67 on: February 24, 2026, 01:37:18 PM »
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Good for them

A lot of hate on these two one here


Whoever said Jamie can’t wear that shirt is the most beta male of all time

Bunch of dudes mad because the two they’re hating on have much better lives than they could ever hope to have
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #68 on: February 24, 2026, 01:50:13 PM »
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #69 on: February 24, 2026, 02:18:23 PM »
I mean, no one cant say those two arent rad skaters and they dont love that shit.


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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #70 on: February 24, 2026, 02:29:41 PM »
I mean what else is Shecks going to do?

Start another stupid ass named company? Become a money guru ala Mikey?
Shecks isn't even aging well.

And of coarse Jamie looking to rehab the company after that Dane weirdness.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #71 on: February 24, 2026, 02:32:03 PM »
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Good for them

A lot of hate on these two one here


Whoever said Jamie can’t wear that shirt is the most beta male of all time

Bunch of dudes mad because the two they’re hating on have much better lives than they could ever hope to have
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #72 on: February 24, 2026, 02:39:49 PM »
I mean, no one cant say those two arent rad skaters and they dont love that shit.
there hasn't been a single day in my 24 years of skating that ryan sheckler wasn't mid

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #73 on: February 24, 2026, 02:45:55 PM »
I never even knew he was on ficially

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #74 on: February 24, 2026, 02:46:25 PM »
Zero is like the Harley Davidson of skateboarding

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #75 on: February 24, 2026, 02:55:38 PM »
Yea… so sick and not totally depressing for everyone involved…



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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #76 on: February 24, 2026, 02:58:51 PM »
I mean, no one cant say those two arent rad skaters and they dont love that shit.

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Edit: "cant"? Is this some double negative bamboozlery, you little...
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #77 on: February 24, 2026, 03:22:06 PM »
Not a fan of Jamie or shecks really. BUT I can see why shecks would be drawn to zero as he and Jamie are both big church people.

Sheckler being one of those no shecks before marriage people.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #78 on: February 24, 2026, 03:26:40 PM »
Zero is like the Harley Davidson of skateboarding

OnlyMAGA boomers ride that brand?

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #79 on: February 24, 2026, 03:28:34 PM »
Zeros feeling more and more like Boonies lite every day

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #80 on: February 24, 2026, 03:35:43 PM »
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I mean, no one cant say those two arent rad skaters and they dont love that shit.
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Edit: "cant"? Is this some double negative bamboozlery, you little...

here i thought he was talking about br!nk. time for me to log off.
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #81 on: February 24, 2026, 03:38:24 PM »
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Zero is like the Harley Davidson of skateboarding
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OnlyMAGA boomers ride that brand?
That seems to be their target demographic

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #82 on: February 24, 2026, 03:49:55 PM »
Trading Dane the pedo for “wait till I get married” Shecks makes total sense. 
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #83 on: February 24, 2026, 04:21:25 PM »
I just went to Zero's site and boy was that a tough site to see.

I had no idea how shitty the idea office is over at that company. They must be totally hanging on by those Misfits boomer gold boards.
If I were Shecks I would have hung it up and done the random guest board here and there. It's time buddy. It's time.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #84 on: February 24, 2026, 04:22:58 PM »
El toro bs flip confirmed

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #85 on: February 24, 2026, 04:25:23 PM »
I just went to Zero's site and boy was that a tough site to see.

I had no idea how shitty the idea office is over at that company. They must be totally hanging on by those Misfits boomer gold boards.
If I were Shecks I would have hung it up and done the random guest board here and there. It's time buddy. It's time.

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banging a bunch of women and then deciding that the one woman you don't want to know if you're sexually compatible with is the one you are going to marry is fucking stupid

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #86 on: February 24, 2026, 04:28:49 PM »
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I mean, no one cant say those two arent rad skaters and they dont love that shit.
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Edit: "cant"? Is this some double negative bamboozlery, you little...
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here i thought he was talking about br!nk. time for me to log off.

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #87 on: February 24, 2026, 05:04:13 PM »
Respect if Sheckler is trying to complete a 2000s murtagh list
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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #88 on: February 24, 2026, 05:24:20 PM »
I still have nightmares about his stinking mobbed kickflip indys to this day

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Re: Shecks on zero : officially.
« Reply #89 on: February 24, 2026, 05:45:15 PM »
Don't let this distract you from the fact that if Plan B and Etnies simply provided a 401k match, all of this could have been avoided.