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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #60 on: April 10, 2026, 03:08:43 PM »
Thank for sharing the clips! Are you the mustache kid?

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #61 on: April 10, 2026, 05:15:43 PM »
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This video stoked me!! Glad to see him doing well, taking pride in his work, and still has that board control. JB Smoove!
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lol, you directly PM’d me asking to see clips because I talked shit on Joey B???? I thought you were an actual hater not some kook standing up for the leather beaver, geez dude I almost feel bad calling you a fucking loser
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Correct. I didn't care for your post. So let's see them clips. Poser.
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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #62 on: April 10, 2026, 06:05:30 PM »
I couldn't tell you a single trick Paul Hart has done.
At least Brezinski had a defined lane.

I know Paul Hart back noseblunted Hollywood 16 and I only remember that because I was PISSED that it was him who got to do it lmao
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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #63 on: April 11, 2026, 05:11:31 AM »
Thank for sharing the clips! Are you the mustache kid?

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #64 on: April 11, 2026, 11:33:34 AM »
I am a bit worried about Lucas hanging out with him. I know they have a connection via cliche etc but still. I just hope Lucas isn't also a right wing dumbass

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #65 on: April 11, 2026, 12:32:25 PM »
I am a bit worried about Lucas hanging out with him. I know they have a connection via cliche etc but still. I just hope Lucas isn't also a right wing dumbass

He’s clean


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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #66 on: April 11, 2026, 12:37:21 PM »
When Tim pool was spouting off about how top industry pros were communicating with him about how frustrated they are with liberal and leftist views in skateboarding I’m gonna bet Joey B was the loudest.



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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #67 on: April 11, 2026, 01:57:53 PM »
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This video stoked me!! Glad to see him doing well, taking pride in his work, and still has that board control. JB Smoove!
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lol, you directly PM’d me asking to see clips because I talked shit on Joey B???? I thought you were an actual hater not some kook standing up for the leather beaver, geez dude I almost feel bad calling you a fucking loser
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Correct. I didn't care for your post. So let's see them clips. Poser.
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Check your inbox hoe, say it with your chest next time lil bitch

You’re beefing on a skateboard forum over another man. Just think about this for a second.
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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #68 on: April 11, 2026, 02:09:06 PM »
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I am a bit worried about Lucas hanging out with him. I know they have a connection via cliche etc but still. I just hope Lucas isn't also a right wing dumbass
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He’s clean




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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #69 on: April 11, 2026, 05:13:48 PM »
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This video stoked me!! Glad to see him doing well, taking pride in his work, and still has that board control. JB Smoove!
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lol, you directly PM’d me asking to see clips because I talked shit on Joey B???? I thought you were an actual hater not some kook standing up for the leather beaver, geez dude I almost feel bad calling you a fucking loser
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Correct. I didn't care for your post. So let's see them clips. Poser.
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Check your inbox hoe, say it with your chest next time lil bitch
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You’re beefing on a skateboard forum over another man. Just think about this for a second.

Meh, I wouldn’t call it beef, dude came into my inbox, talking about clips and calling me a bitch, just wanted to return the favor
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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #70 on: April 11, 2026, 05:48:49 PM »
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I couldn't tell you a single trick Paul Hart has done.
At least Brezinski had a defined lane.
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I know Paul Hart back noseblunted Hollywood 16 and I only remember that because I was PISSED that it was him who got to do it lmao

Fuck I didn't know that. And now that you mention it, I don't even think I've even seen it.
I'm going to pretend it was Dallas Rockvam.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #71 on: April 11, 2026, 07:32:13 PM »
He also follows Bidens instagram page. So he is a liberal conservative?

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #72 on: April 12, 2026, 05:35:41 AM »
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I couldn't tell you a single trick Paul Hart has done.
At least Brezinski had a defined lane.
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I know Paul Hart back noseblunted Hollywood 16 and I only remember that because I was PISSED that it was him who got to do it lmao
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Fuck I didn't know that. And now that you mention it, I don't even think I've even seen it.
I'm going to pretend it was Dallas Rockvam.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #73 on: April 12, 2026, 05:42:09 AM »
I love skateboarding but I think it's unbearably kooky and out of touch that a big piece of content is about a (former) pro skater getting a full time job. Like, what?

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #74 on: April 12, 2026, 12:13:43 PM »
I love skateboarding but I think it's unbearably kooky and out of touch that a big piece of content is about a (former) pro skater getting a full time job. Like, what?
Yeah and on top of that it’s Joey brezinski so this videos j gunna delude kids into thinking they’ll never need a real job even more because there not a Joey

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #75 on: April 12, 2026, 12:19:55 PM »
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I couldn't tell you a single trick Paul Hart has done.
At least Brezinski had a defined lane.
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I know Paul Hart back noseblunted Hollywood 16 and I only remember that because I was PISSED that it was him who got to do it lmao
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Fuck I didn't know that. And now that you mention it, I don't even think I've even seen it.
I'm going to pretend it was Dallas Rockvam.
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Yea gnar’d lol. From now on Dallas Rockvam back noseblunted Hollywood 16. Where is that dude? He stood out to me when I was younger.
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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #76 on: April 12, 2026, 12:43:16 PM »
This felt really clickbaity even in Jenkem’s standards.
I’m all about celebrating the mediocrity as a shitjobber myself. I don’t use social media like IG or tiktok and such but when I was bored at my work I browsed youtube shorts for a while. I seriously had this feeling ”everyone else is special but not you” and felt like a loser of a person and decided to stop watching that stuff.
Good for Joey, maybe he will go far on the road of Postman Pat.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #77 on: April 12, 2026, 01:01:19 PM »
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I couldn't tell you a single trick Paul Hart has done.
At least Brezinski had a defined lane.
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I know Paul Hart back noseblunted Hollywood 16 and I only remember that because I was PISSED that it was him who got to do it lmao
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Fuck I didn't know that. And now that you mention it, I don't even think I've even seen it.
I'm going to pretend it was Dallas Rockvam.
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Gnar'd.
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Yea gnar’d lol. From now on Dallas Rockvam back noseblunted Hollywood 16. Where is that dude? He stood out to me when I was younger.

Dallas married an Austrian Girl and moved to the Austrian countryside. Still skating - still ripping.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #78 on: April 12, 2026, 01:38:20 PM »
Nick Matlin just made a post about recently becoming a mail carrier. Maybe Joey’s thing influenced him to share that.

I briefly considered getting into it, but most things I’ve read about the job tell me it isn’t worth it, and that you need to eat a lot of shit before you get your own route. Hope these dudes are enjoying it.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #79 on: April 12, 2026, 01:55:24 PM »
Bucky had skills but has always been corny. The Americanization of Cliche' was a bad move and adding him was the biggest nail in the coffin (as another poster so aptly put it). Someone (in jest) mentioned him becoming a Bukowskiesque author; he could never have that much style or wisdom.

You can't smoke weed and be a postman, confirmation that he's a square.


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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #80 on: April 12, 2026, 03:29:16 PM »
is there a skater owned real estate firm that prefers to bring on agents with skateboarding experience?
I feel like real estate is a common post pro skating avenue to go down.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2026, 05:18:11 PM »
In Canada at least I think the posties get a pension and the hours are flexible so I can understand why it makes sense for people.  Drunk postman hating on Dill sounds pretty on brand with this place.....

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2026, 07:32:44 PM »
The only thing I remember from his career was him getting the finger from Mike Carroll in a batb match

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #83 on: April 13, 2026, 06:53:53 AM »
is there a skater owned real estate firm that prefers to bring on agents with skateboarding experience?
I feel like real estate is a common post pro skating avenue to go down.
Yea The Kase Group has a bunch, but its just the dudes connection to skating and the industry, Danny Montoya, Richard Mulder and others like Hosoi's wife are on it.

Nick Matlin just made a post about recently becoming a mail carrier. Maybe Joey’s thing influenced him to share that.

I briefly considered getting into it, but most things I’ve read about the job tell me it isn’t worth it, and that you need to eat a lot of shit before you get your own route. Hope these dudes are enjoying it.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #84 on: April 13, 2026, 09:23:35 PM »
Remember when only postal workers would run amuck? Those were the days

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #85 on: April 14, 2026, 02:16:27 AM »
Remember when only postal workers would run amuck? Those were the days
Going postal was defo a term me and the homes used to say.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #86 on: April 14, 2026, 07:19:49 AM »
The weirdest thing about this - aside from the Tim Pool follow - is that he thinks anyone is going to give a fuck he has a job. Like it is some remarkable thing. Fuck off Joey! You've always been a kook.

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #87 on: April 14, 2026, 12:01:37 PM »
Joey after dropping a Thrasher mag in your mailbox


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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #88 on: April 14, 2026, 12:53:29 PM »
I like this content, though Pluhowski’s was better:

https://youtu.be/87MBK4ce3rw?si=dm543o0-s5SoJ6av

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Re: Joey brezinski - Mailman
« Reply #89 on: April 16, 2026, 06:58:34 AM »
a friend's dad did the mailman thing for his whole career. i think all the crazy walking makes you pretty fit at first, but eventually it fucks you up. his hips and knees were toast by the time he retired.

Thats doesnt make sense at all. Human body is made for walking huge distances for a really long time.
I mean obviously you can get fucked by bad posture and carring to much weight unevenly. But its no the walking...

If you think really deep, its working that fucks you.