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Re: 2012
« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2009, 01:27:58 PM »
Yeah, I could handle zombies. But rage zombies a la 28 Days Later are a whole different story.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2009, 01:55:36 PM »
No matter where I go, I always think about how I would escape if there were rage zombies. Not sure if I'd leave my loved ones behind Begby style though.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2009, 01:58:13 PM »
FUCKING ZOMBIES? NO! GARGOYLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! I AIN'T NO JOKE! SMOKE CRACK, EAT ACID! FUCKING BITCH!
2012...HURRY AND HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FUCKING SEXY COUSIN!



GARGOYLES 4LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: 2012
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2009, 02:03:07 PM »
Worst fake account ever?

Wouldnt be awesome if it was that loser Chad Fernandez? Thatd be G-G-G-GREAT!

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Re: 2012
« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2009, 02:16:31 PM »
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Personally, I'm hoping 2012 will bring us zombies.

I've seen just about every zombie movie, and I think I'll be ready... definitely ready for the lumbering ones, not quit as ready for the ones that run really fast.
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Have you read World War Z? So awesome

I read the preview in the back of the Zombie Survival Guide, that book was soooo cash.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2009, 02:21:09 PM »
didn't ancient civilizations like the mayans believe that they needed to sacrifice and animals to gods in order to please them and shit? i'm pretty sure they did, and if so, why would anyone believe anything they believed?

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Re: 2012
« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2009, 02:49:17 PM »
Some theories say that the aligning of the planets and the sun etc... will cause strange photomagnetic waves to be released and cause a change in the brain chemistry/composition and we will "awaken" so the big change in 2012 is actually going to be a movement into a higher spiritual plane or something like that. 
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Re: 2012
« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2009, 02:58:19 PM »
I've been watching the history channel this week and am not too sure about the world ending in 2012. i mean, a lot of things sorta, kinda, back this thing up. Like the calendar thingies and what scientists say will/might happen with the planet and what not. but also how ppl are claiming Obama is the anti-christ (crazy huh? i sure hope not seeing as how i voted for him) and that 2012 is the last year of his 1st term as President.

but....

there are a couple of things that i expect to happen b4 the world ends, that haven't happened yet.


1) Global War

2) New world order

3) Flying cars



i'm not betting on anything on what could happen tho. except that the "end of the world" will be brought to us with very limited commercial breaks by Human Race Inc. (a.k.a.  US... i wish i was clever.)

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Re: 2012
« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2009, 03:17:39 PM »
free taco day

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Re: 2012
« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2009, 03:41:52 PM »
i'm going to be getting so much "last fuck, it's apocalypse" pussy in about three years.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2009, 07:15:32 PM »
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I've been watching the history channel this week and am not too sure about the world ending in 2012. i mean, a lot of things sorta, kinda, back this thing up. Like the calendar thingies and what scientists say will/might happen with the planet and what not. but also how ppl are claiming Obama is the anti-christ (crazy huh? i sure hope not seeing as how i voted for him) and that 2012 is the last year of his 1st term as President.

but....

there are a couple of things that i expect to happen b4 the world ends, that haven't happened yet.


1) Global War

2) New world order

3) Flying cars



i'm not betting on anything on what could happen tho. except that the "end of the world" will be brought to us with very limited commercial breaks by Human Race Inc. (a.k.a.  US... i wish i was clever.)
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new world order started after the depression and the banks (mainly JP Morgan chase) bought up everything........ JP Morgan chase pretty much owns everything bank and credit card related, they even own the mighty Bank of America. 

also, we already have flying cars - been around for at least four years (when i first heard about it) but our govt cant (or doesnt want) to get it going.
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and global war .....well, i think its right around the corner.... that or the complete dissolving of ''america'' into the north american union. hell the chinese already pretty much own the u.s. because of the debt we are in to them (look it up).


yea america is pretty done. I remember a while back they were talking about getting rid of the penny. and every countries gov't who's done that was suffering financially (which we are/have been long before the crisis the market had in 08)

but HELLS YEA BOUT THE FLYIN CAR! i'm gunan save up all the money i ever get to buy one. or this plane.





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Re: 2012
« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2009, 07:38:04 PM »
I know pube tube and Psychedelic Life could handle a couple rounds of Zombies, not sure about Guile though I dont think hes bought it yet.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2009, 07:45:26 PM »
I know pube tube and Psychedelic Life could handle a couple rounds of Zombies, not sure about Guile though I dont think hes bought it yet.

bring on the flamethrower and my handy magnum!

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Re: 2012
« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2009, 08:04:43 PM »
2012 sucks

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Re: 2012
« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2009, 08:14:33 PM »
2012 will suck

future tense, bro!

but if we're caught in the middle of a zombocalypse, i will be ecstatic.
i've talked way too much about this scenario, especially since left 4 dead came out.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #75 on: January 09, 2009, 08:46:29 PM »
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Personally, I'm hoping 2012 will bring us zombies.

I've seen just about every zombie movie, and I think I'll be ready... definitely ready for the lumbering ones, not quit as ready for the ones that run really fast.
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Have you read World War Z? So awesome
I haven't but I already planned on getting it... the website and associated community are fucking amazing. There are a lot of folks out there ready for very real zombies, 99% of me laughs at them and 1% of me is stoked, just in case. hehe

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Re: 2012
« Reply #76 on: January 09, 2009, 09:04:42 PM »
id be kind of bummed if things ended, i enjoy my life. but if it were abrupt then i guess i wouldnt really notice.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #77 on: January 09, 2009, 09:38:22 PM »
who's down for mass suicide?
the great slap bro down mass suicide, drink our selves to death. im down. byococ (bring your own carton of cigs)

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Re: 2012
« Reply #78 on: January 09, 2009, 09:53:34 PM »
i'm going to be getting so much "last fuck, it's apocalypse" pussy in about three years.

yeah so will your best friends, probably before you with the same girl

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Re: 2012
« Reply #79 on: January 09, 2009, 11:43:44 PM »
I'm skeptical... In ancient times Thales predicted a sloar eclipse before humanity even really knew what it was.  There was a battle that day and all the soliders dropped their weapons and ran for their lives, fearing it was an angry act of the gods.

This so called shift in the poles may be true... but will it really bring the end of the world? Will it happen gradually starting on dec 21 2012 or is it gonna be over in a heart beat? Is there any recorded history of the shifting of the poles?   really i don't know, can i get some answers?

I really don't know much about the subject but it's hard to believe that the world will just end suddenly. I was sure that the earth would die slowly from a giant volcano erruption or in the billion more years it is supposed to collide with another galaxy


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Re: 2012
« Reply #80 on: January 10, 2009, 12:51:02 AM »
i die i die
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Re: 2012
« Reply #81 on: January 10, 2009, 02:08:22 AM »
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I know pube tube and Psychedelic Life could handle a couple rounds of Zombies, not sure about Guile though I dont think hes bought it yet.
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bring on the flamethrower and my handy magnum!

You don't stand a chance. Flamethrower simply sets the zombies on fire, so instead of just flesh eaters, you have burning hot flesh eaters that will give you third degree burns while they eat you. The Magnum, while being effective for it's stopping power, simply takes too long to reload. If i was being charged by twenty zombies i'd rather a glock so I could bust out twenty head shots.

Also, I live about an hour away from where Mad Max was filmed. I will become the Nightrider.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #82 on: January 10, 2009, 02:51:30 AM »
december eleventh means pity sex with strange girls
u b drinkin and b drivin? dat makes you like a millinaire glitter pimp daddy

FUCK RULES!

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Re: 2012
« Reply #83 on: January 10, 2009, 04:04:06 AM »
I'll believe it when i see it.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #84 on: January 10, 2009, 08:10:40 AM »
Also, I live about an hour away from where Mad Max was filmed. I will become the Nightrider.
In the states, every time you say you're Nightrider people will say, "Hasselhof?"

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Re: 2012
« Reply #85 on: January 10, 2009, 08:15:43 AM »
Damn that silent k!
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Re: 2012
« Reply #86 on: January 10, 2009, 08:20:52 AM »
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i'm going to be getting so much "last fuck, it's apocalypse" pussy in about three years.
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yeah so will your best friends, probably before you with the same girl

is that really the fucking best you got? try again, you could have had a good one.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #87 on: January 10, 2009, 12:16:39 PM »
I only got 3 years to lose my virginity.


Lets get this shit on a countdown.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #88 on: January 10, 2009, 12:43:35 PM »
anyone live near yellowstone?  shits gonna blow !


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090110/ap_on_sc/yellowstone_volcano_hysteria


'' although the 900 or so quakes that began Dec. 26 and significantly tapered off about a week later appear to have been the most energetic swarm in more than 20 years. ''

"To those of us who have been following these events, we know that something is brewing, especially considering that Yellowstone is over 40,000 years overdue for a major eruption,"

yep, sounds scary as fuck.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #89 on: January 12, 2009, 10:08:07 AM »
I guess this means I don't have to buy my cousin a christmas present that year.  You hear me Richard?  No fucking Pottery Barn gift certificate for you!