Author Topic: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother (Read 7754 times)

Brandon · « **on:** February 13, 2009, 09:02:42 AM »

fuck...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

RightCoastBiased · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:07:15 AM »

props to that kid.

dtrigiani · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:12:03 AM »

It's kind of funny how much shit they give him, such as the comment about how he looks eight. It's actually a pretty fucked up situation though; he doesn't even fully know what it's like to be a kid himself.

beardface · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:13:42 AM »

i dunno, i'd be pretty pissed if my dad had only hit puberty 12 years before me.

Lance · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:18:21 AM »

Quote from: Brandon on February 13, 2009, 09:02:42 AM

fuck...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

That is not winning

nocomply · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:21:09 AM »

awww..... they look so happy.

Just Green Enough · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:22:00 AM »

flexin that cream treat early!
i bet she can't get enough of that baby D.

"what's financial?"

jalopy james · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:22:07 AM »

Quote from: RightCoastBiased on February 13, 2009, 09:07:15 AM

props to that kid.

which one?

eight oh eight · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:24:00 AM »

Quote from: jalopy james on February 13, 2009, 09:22:07 AM

Quote from: RightCoastBiased on February 13, 2009, 09:07:15 AM
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props to that kid.
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which one?

ZING!

anblue · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:25:15 AM »

i did it with a girl, im the best mayne

max power · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:26:03 AM »

that kid looks like he should be firing blanks

Chris Hansen is back · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:21:07 AM »

Well, 13 and 15...I can't really say shit. I'm Chris Hansen.

angryfacedman · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:32:36 AM »

This is just bizarre..

Temp Gnar · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:06:50 PM »

I'd say that chick is predatory even if she's only 15. The dude looks like a little boy. She looks like a grown ass woman. She could have a normal sex drive and know her nuts and bolts, there's no way he should.

I know the law says 18 but I say if you want to bone what looks like a child, 18 or not, that makes you a pedophile.

Chris Hansen?

Tarquin · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:12:17 PM »

the first two words of the article made me laugh "Boy dad" haha. Also the legal age for sex here in the UK is only 16, not that it makes it any less fucked.

Nancy Chin The Manicurist · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:16:00 PM »

is that how 15 year-old girls look like nowadays? Holy shit.

That boy looks like that one kid from Malcolm in the Middle.

skate_bored · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:33:06 PM »

that kid has probably never even jacked off.

danker peaches · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:23:13 PM »

That would be one hell of a show and tell

friendly dave · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:25:41 PM »

Should've stuck to blowjobs and anal.

gravel pitch · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:30:32 PM »

Someone should kill all three of them and help push this natural selection thing along.

oldboy · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:41:43 PM »

I'm going to go ahead and call this one as
bullshit.
The boys dad has 9 kids, and most likely couldn't afford another.
The dad manages to knock some random underage girl up,
and finds himself in a quandry:
"Hmm, I might be charged for pedophilia and have to deal with another kid on top of that. Thinks are not looking so good. I know, I'll just say the knocked up girl and my oldest son are the parents. The DNA match would be so close that no paternity test would be the wiser. Imma get me a beer."

Open and Shut case Ladies and Gentlemen.

ProjectBluebeam · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2009, 05:17:57 PM »

Quote from: oldboy on February 13, 2009, 04:41:43 PM

I'm going to go ahead and call this one as
bullshit.
The boys dad has 9 kids, and most likely couldn't afford another.
The dad manages to knock some random underage girl up,
and finds himself in a quandry:
"Hmm, I might be charged for pedophilia and have to deal with another kid on top of that. Thinks are not looking so good. I know, I'll just say the knocked up girl and my oldest son are the parents. The DNA match would be so close that no paternity test would be the wiser. Imma get me a beer."

Open and Shut case Ladies and Gentlemen.

exactly what i was thinking, kid looks like hes shooting blanks now? what about 9 months ago...i dont fuckin think so

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2009, 05:59:27 PM »

When you are you looking at this boy are you imagining his genetalia too, to reach that hypothesis?

Paper Crane · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:01:38 PM »

frisco · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:02:47 PM »

Nowhere but downhill for that chick

Temp Gnar · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:44:50 PM »

I bet the sex was amazing.

Baby Gerber · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:15:34 PM »

well that sucks.

beardface · « **Reply #27 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:57:03 AM »

Quote from: Temp Gnar on February 13, 2009, 07:44:50 PM

I bet the sex was 8 seconds.

...beats my record.

tanhoe · « **Reply #28 on:** February 14, 2009, 01:05:39 AM »

just saw this shit on the news. fucked

AdrianLopez · « **Reply #29 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:59:00 AM »

Quote from: skate_bored on February 13, 2009, 03:33:06 PM

that kid has probably never even jacked off.

Right. So that makes it an EPIC win. Gettin laid before you even jacked off ONCE......this shit is an epic win. the fail is not to use a condom

Author Topic: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother (Read 7754 times)

angryfacedman

danker peaches

gravel pitch

oldboy

frisco