Author Topic: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother (Read 7753 times)

redrum · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:04:05 AM »

definite contender for best lifestyle hammer 2009 (and its only February).

Temp Gnar · « **Reply #31 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:02:38 AM »

So two kids go into a closet and the girl says can you put your finger in my bellybutton? And the girl says "hey that's not my bellybutton" and the boy says "that's not my finger either."

I'm pretty sure that's how it went down.

max power · « **Reply #32 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:12:06 AM »

Quote from: ProjectBluebeam on February 13, 2009, 05:17:57 PM

Quote from: oldboy on February 13, 2009, 04:41:43 PM
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I'm going to go ahead and call this one as
bullshit.
The boys dad has 9 kids, and most likely couldn't afford another.
The dad manages to knock some random underage girl up,
and finds himself in a quandry:
"Hmm, I might be charged for pedophilia and have to deal with another kid on top of that. Thinks are not looking so good. I know, I'll just say the knocked up girl and my oldest son are the parents. The DNA match would be so close that no paternity test would be the wiser. Imma get me a beer."

Open and Shut case Ladies and Gentlemen.
[close]

exactly what i was thinking, kid looks like hes shooting blanks now? what about 9 months ago...i dont fuckin think so

co-signed

sven thorkel · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:00:16 PM »

Quote from: Brandon on February 13, 2009, 09:02:42 AM

fuck...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

aside from nutrients, did the baby also suck the pigment out of that lass through its parasitic umbilical cord

drunk guy · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2009, 01:33:10 PM »

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE

BabyKillaSeason · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2009, 01:50:19 PM »

shit happens when you party.

fattygay · « **Reply #36 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:16:28 PM »

this happens far more often in england

that is gonna be one regular kid

frig deuce · « **Reply #37 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:47:28 PM »

Quote from: guinness on February 13, 2009, 04:23:13 PM

That would be one hell of a show and tell

hahahahahhahahahhahahhahhahhahahahhahaahhahahaahhahahaahahahaaaa

fucking gold

sal23 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:59:59 PM »

Quote from: Temp Gnar on February 13, 2009, 03:06:50 PM

I'd say that chick is predatory even if she's only 15. The dude looks like a little boy. She looks like a grown ass woman. She could have a normal sex drive and know her nuts and bolts, there's no way he should.

I know the law says 18 but I say if you want to bone what looks like a child, 18 or not, that makes you a pedophile.

Chris Hansen?

true..
but its kinda gray i guess

its kind of the same situation as the kids down here in texas..
apparently some 14year old girl let her 14year old boyfriend take nude photos of her
then he put them on the internet and hosted them so his friends could see them "6 kids ranging from the ages 13-15"
then..
her parents found out. got pissed and they all got introuble
now its in the courts and the kids are being charged for distribution of child pornography
and the girl is being charged with production of child pornography..
if the courts win. then all the kids become registered sex offenders

Its pretty fucked

Temp Gnar · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2009, 05:07:11 PM »

I'm not saying it's right but if those 13-15 year olds were pre-puberty looking little kids then it crosses the pedophile line. If they were 13-15 year old looking like young adults it's another story.

DevilOnEnzyte · « **Reply #40 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:26:51 AM »

The best 28 seconds of that dudes life.

heckler · « **Reply #41 on:** February 15, 2009, 09:35:53 AM »

Quote from: DevilOnEnzyte on February 15, 2009, 08:26:51 AM

The best 28 seconds of that dudes life.

HA

redrum · « **Reply #42 on:** February 15, 2009, 04:33:38 PM »

Quote from: DevilOnEnzyte on February 15, 2009, 08:26:51 AM

The best 28 seconds of that dudes life.

maybe not, he's asked for a paternity test for the baby because other boys (13-15) are starting to claim they may be the dad.

this story keeps getting better/worse.

NickDagger · « **Reply #43 on:** February 15, 2009, 04:40:10 PM »

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html

this is the funniest shit ever

City of Drunken Totems · « **Reply #44 on:** February 15, 2009, 07:05:26 PM »

sounds like an every day story here in duncan, native kids in gr7 -9 pushin strollers on there way to school. In highschool numerous times i couldnt get into my locker because a native bitch was tit feeding here child in front of my locker with 5 other squaws sorrounding them... fucking wack. They give out condoms for free for fuck sakes, put it on and do us all a favor and stop reproducing...

Quote from: NickDagger on February 15, 2009, 04:40:10 PM

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html

this is the funniest shit ever

i figured a twist like this would come from this story.

CeeyMar · « **Reply #45 on:** February 15, 2009, 07:15:03 PM »

this is something straight out of Maury.

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #46 on:** February 16, 2009, 02:53:02 AM »

MILF?

sweatloaf · « **Reply #47 on:** February 16, 2009, 10:48:11 AM »

Not sure if this is covered in Nick Dagger's link, but she was sleeping with 8 dudes!....
http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2009/02/15/Teens_come_forward_to_claim_they_fathered_13yearold_Alfies_daughter_

NOTW also claimed Ms Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight teenagers at the time the child was conceived.

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #48 on:** February 16, 2009, 02:37:58 PM »

Quote from: whiskey river on February 16, 2009, 10:48:11 AM

Not sure if this is covered in Nick Dagger's link, but she was sleeping with 8 dudes!....
http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2009/02/15/Teens_come_forward_to_claim_they_fathered_13yearold_Alfies_daughter_

NOTW also claimed Ms Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight teenagers at the time the child was conceived.

What's wrong with that ?

They should go to Glasgow for a holiday - they wouldn't even bother with the DNA test....

qwertypoiuy · « **Reply #49 on:** February 16, 2009, 03:36:33 PM »

Quote from: tanhoe on February 14, 2009, 01:05:39 AM

fucked

grimcity · « **Reply #50 on:** February 16, 2009, 05:04:07 PM »

Damn, she's the type of chick that got me through middle and high school. Forget the prude little prom queens, I always respected a girl who was down. They weren't sluts, they were guides.

2NTRFIG · « **Reply #51 on:** February 16, 2009, 05:23:32 PM »

this makes me happy

RaunchyKid · « **Reply #52 on:** February 16, 2009, 06:44:38 PM »

He looks like he's seven or eight. And, she looks like she's eighteen or nineteen.

Cheapboarder · « **Reply #53 on:** February 16, 2009, 06:47:58 PM »

Quote from: grimcity on February 16, 2009, 05:04:07 PM

Damn, she's the type of chick that got me through middle and high school. Forget the prude little prom queens, I always respected a girl who was down. They weren't sluts, they were guides.

reminds me of...

DevilOnEnzyte · « **Reply #54 on:** February 16, 2009, 08:01:54 PM »

Quote from: iwishilivedinfinla on February 16, 2009, 12:12:51 PM

when i was 15 i wasn't even concerned with sex, let alone 13.

i just cared about beating goldeneye on secret agent difficulty

Fuck yes

nocomply · « **Reply #55 on:** February 17, 2009, 07:46:27 AM »

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

When you have to make airplane sounds before you put your dick in her mouth.

OH!

SleepyPeePee · « **Reply #56 on:** February 17, 2009, 01:50:03 PM »

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

haha when the "dad" has been drinking for 5 years (legally in the states) his son/daughter will be having their grandchildren.

sweatloaf · « **Reply #57 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:56:24 AM »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2250059.ece

'I'm the daddy... if I'm not f**k you all'

SCHOOLBOY Alfie Patten wore a personalised hoodie yesterday defiantly declaring he is baby Maisie’s father.
The 13-year-old — devastated after other teens claimed they were the dad — displayed the message: “I’m the daddy, if not f**k you all I’ll still be there.”

A High Court judge yesterday imposed restrictions on reporting any new details.

The Sun exclusively revealed Aflie conceived a baby when he was 12 with 14-year-old Chantelle Steadman, who is now 15.

After a private hearing at the Family Division in London, judge Mrs Justice Baron said she was concerned about the “mother and baby being unable to live a normal family life”.

The judge also ruled that Alfie, of Eastbourne, East Sussex, should be able to “live his life and return to school in a normal way”.

j0rdan · « **Reply #58 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:11:08 PM »

They were saying something on the radio today how this was a hoax, and that little kid isn't the real father. I guess they came up with the idea to say he was so they could get money/fame.

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #59 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:43:11 PM »

I showed my wife the pics and told her "you've got to respect a man who handles his biz" and she was seriously pissed. She started talking Tanner Stages or some bullshit and said physiologically there's no way. I asked if that meant no grass on the field and she said nope.

Author Topic: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother (Read 7753 times)

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