Here it is...the long awaited, highly-anticipated COTG interview. Raw and uncut, straight from Slap's devil manchild himself:
whats your take on will smith's musical career?
I get jiggy on a daily basis.
would you lay some serious pipe on vicky if you got the chance?? don't lie!
If she didn't post on slap, yea.
if COTG was forced to invest in our nation's financial system, where would he put his money?
I'm a pretty patriotic guy, so i would definitely go with bank of america. They seem to be failing the least.
Slap opinion's excluded, who do you think is the most underrated dude in skateboarding?
Mikey taylor. That man is a savage beast.
juelz santana or carlos santana?
Skullgang for life. Dipset forever.
would you be interested in checkin' out gravel pitch's gravel pit?
That's pretty gay so, no.
Do you believe in karma? How about an eye for an eye?
No that's some new age bullshit.
what do you think of john igie?
A bum that never lived up to his full potential. His part in gold wheels extras is pretty epic tough.
top five dollar/value menue choices of COTG?
Ballers don't eat from a dollar menu
Could you beat Matze in a game of no-comply skate? Or is that an utterly ridiculous idea?
If you gave me an hour to learn some more no complies i would kill him.
Is it true you turned down flow from expedition 1?
No, but if you have to do the stuff that kenny did in his sponsor me video. I wouldn't.
How do YOU feel about being one of the most, if not the most controversial Slap Pal in recent memory?
I don't even know. I thinks it's funny. Especially, how people take such offense to my opinions. These niggas are really in love with their favorite skateboarders. I really don't even care if someone talks shit about the skateboarders i like, because what's the point? you're going to get offended because some random dude insulted some guy that you don't even know. Hell, most of the skateboarders they like wouldn't even talk to those niggas, because A. they're dick riders, and B. Most people are probably appalled by some of those niggas' terrible ass styles.
Is there anyone on slap you have absolutely no desire to meet?
Not really I don't care I'll skate with anyone. I wouldn't want to chill with any of those niggas though, but I'm down to skate with anyone, regardless of how bad they suck