he gets all the pussy
True story.
A friend of mine was working at Blockbuster, when Corey came in. Corey demanded to rent a PS2. There weren't any PS2's in the store, but my friend suggested he'd call Corey when one does come in. Corey caused a bit of a fit, and stormed out.
Well, a few hours later, a PS2 arrived, so my friend called Corey. Corey then rushed back to the store in a fuss, ready with a credit card; not even taking it out of the wallet, it was still in his hand while in the car. My friend looked at the wallet and said, "You're not Margaret?"
"No, that's my mom's."
"Should we call her?"
"I'm fucking Corey Haim!"
"Then why are you using your mom's credit card?"
"She's my manager, man. All finances go through her."
"Whatever. That'll be $15.49"