i sincerely feel bad for you having to put up with all that/this bullshit
I've watched that kid skate at the park by my house before. Seriously, it's ridiculous.
Ride up to a ledge.
Run off the board like you're afraid of dying on it.
Yell "FUCK".
Jump on your board and skate like you're about to get kicked out of the spot.
Stand around watching others/posing like corey duffell or Cole in that kid's signature.
Fuck with your Ipod.
Repeat.
Then after like 30 'attempts', sketch out on a fs 5050, tick-tack away, procede to throw board or after-school-model.
God damn, Jereme Rogers is on Krew?