i've always wondered who would wake up one day and say 'wow, i really need incredibly fucking baggy pants with chains and pockets everywhere because i don't care if society thinks i'm a complete tool and sex is over rated anyways'
Seriously, there's no way you can make the transition from clothed to unclothed smooth enough to maintain a boner when you're wearing 200lbs of clothing and accessories. You'll just be exhausted, fat and sweaty, and fully exposed to your counterpart.