went to school with this douche. by grade 12 he had barely hit puberty, had a chipmunk voice, wore sweatpants and sweatshirts to school, was a teacher's pet and was made fun of constantly (he deserved it). he moved away to BC and decided he would be one of the cool kids, so he went out and got his eyebrow pierced, dyed his hair black and got himself some snazzy new clothes. thank god for facebook.
this guy nailed it (from one of his facebook pictures)
"Brayden Gourdeau at 1:07am November 25
keith?a girl?talking to you?"
edit: me and my friend were laughing so hard at this girl's pics