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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #360 on: May 08, 2009, 11:41:23 AM »
Since tendersox is all whiney about reviews, I thought I would share some about his beloved book.

This all from Amazon.com by the way:

It has 6 ratings on a 1-5 star system.  5 of them are 1's, and one of them is a 5 - most likely by wintercox himself.  The reviews:
http://www.amazon.com/Here-Comes-Party-People-Wintersox/product-reviews/1425998410/ref=dp_db_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

The tags placed onto his book are:  Idiotic (3), Soxy (1), Wintersox (1)

# Paperback: 68 pages
# Publisher: AuthorHouse (June 18, 2007)   ::)

If you go to this link - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425998410?ie=UTF8&tag=httpwwwgoodco-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1425998410&SubscriptionId=1MGPYB6YW3HWK55XCGG2
you can read the first 3 pages.

I read the first 3 pages and I'm 100% positive that the other 65 pages are just as shitty without having to see them.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #361 on: May 08, 2009, 12:33:05 PM »
I've been dabbling in the art of senseless violence lately.

Wintersox, wanna collab? I think I can extract some really great pieces by beating the living shit out of you. By all means, fight back as best as you can... it'll add some rock to it, dig?

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #362 on: May 09, 2009, 01:23:01 AM »
It is best not to be formless like water, but to be formless like Bruce Lee.  Water is what a poet drinks.  Bruce Lee is formless Gung Fu martial artist.




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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #363 on: May 09, 2009, 04:18:02 AM »
It is best not to be formless like water, but to be formless like Bruce Lee.  Water is what a poet drinks.  Bruce Lee is formless Gung Fu martial artist.






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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #364 on: May 09, 2009, 05:37:37 AM »
It is best not to be formless like water, but to be formless like Bruce Lee.  Water is what a poet drinks.  Bruce Lee is formless Gung Fu martial artist.

your insightfulness goes above and beyond wintersox. definitely something to behold.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #365 on: May 09, 2009, 07:44:14 AM »
It is best not to be formless like water, but to be formless like Bruce Lee.  Water is what a poet drinks.  Bruce Lee is formless Gung Fu martial artist.
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #366 on: May 09, 2009, 09:59:13 AM »
It is best not to be formless like water, but to be formless like Bruce Lee.  Water is what a poet drinks.  Bruce Lee is formless Gung Fu martial artist.

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.

Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.

- Bruce Lee

Apparently only 'sux wants us to not be like water...cause Bruce sure does

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #367 on: May 09, 2009, 04:41:06 PM »
Be formless like Bruce Lee.  Enter the Dragon, Game of Death, Batman, Return of the Dragon, like water takes the form of a pitcher it is poured in, be formless like Bruce Lee in the roles of martial arts films.


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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #368 on: May 09, 2009, 04:43:01 PM »





















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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #369 on: May 09, 2009, 05:18:57 PM »
hahahaha
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #370 on: May 09, 2009, 05:48:34 PM »
holy shit! i KNEW it! this whole time i had a sneaking suspicion that he was playing all of us. its all jokes! i can't believe i fell for it. bravo sox. bravo indeed.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #371 on: May 10, 2009, 12:55:57 AM »
Look where my art is gonna get me and look where your bullshit is gonna get you, nowhere, man.

« Last Edit: May 10, 2009, 01:05:01 AM by wintersox »

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #372 on: May 10, 2009, 01:08:04 AM »
Grim, that was totally a yes
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #373 on: May 10, 2009, 05:29:02 PM »







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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #374 on: May 10, 2009, 05:57:48 PM »
I seriously thought you had some sort of weird hand tattoo and then I realized it was your thumb and a shadow.
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #375 on: May 10, 2009, 06:07:13 PM »
Magic, Magick, Majik


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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #376 on: May 10, 2009, 06:12:32 PM »
Magic, Magick, Majik


I don't see anything magical about you taking pics of yourself with your shirt off.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #377 on: May 10, 2009, 06:25:19 PM »
Wintersox you are a very ugly human being
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #378 on: May 10, 2009, 06:38:51 PM »
no one wants to see your green wall anymore..

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #379 on: May 10, 2009, 09:40:55 PM »
I seriously thought you had some sort of weird hand tattoo and then I realized it was your thumb and a shadow.
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One step closer to nudes.  Keep it up stud.
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #380 on: May 10, 2009, 09:57:38 PM »

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #381 on: May 11, 2009, 12:07:57 AM »
^ He's not holding the camera in that one.  We can therefore determine that he has a friend or a camera with a timer... but to get an action shot like that on a timer takes at least a little effort.  Maybe his mom took it.  Is your mom hot Wintersox?  I hope she has your stubble.
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #382 on: May 11, 2009, 01:18:31 AM »
I am everyone in art and rock and roll
I am Wild Billy Childish
I am Thee Mighty Caesars
Thee Headcoats
The Medway Poets
I am a poet uncapable of Heaven
With the Imagination of a good garage
I am Wild Billy Childish
The day I beat me up





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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #383 on: May 11, 2009, 01:24:23 AM »
you are gay....













...that is all.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #384 on: May 11, 2009, 01:32:18 AM »
What else should I say?  I'm everyone.


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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #385 on: May 11, 2009, 01:33:48 AM »
Instead of calling me names you should be congratulating me on my all time art and rock and roll.  Especially when you're someone hiding in the shadows who no one is really sure if you've ever done anything, let alone something like this.  You are in over your head talking shit.  Your soul has to deal with why you thought you were able to talk shit to the best artist in the world.
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #386 on: May 11, 2009, 02:00:51 AM »
autumnsox, anyone?

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #387 on: May 11, 2009, 06:50:33 AM »










wintersox, be a real man rock n roll artist and goatse yourself.  billy childish would be proud.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #388 on: May 11, 2009, 09:42:46 AM »
I am everyone in art and rock and roll
I am Wild Billy Childish
I am Thee Mighty Caesars
Thee Headcoats
The Medway Poets
I am a poet uncapable of Heaven
With the Imagination of a good garage
I am Wild Billy Childish
The day I beat me up

He is everyone gay and blind and stupid
He is faggot Wintersox
He is thee braindead fucktard
The Coachella hippie
He is a dick incapable of erection
With the convulsions of a regular infant
He is faggot Wintersox
The day he posted on SLAP

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #389 on: May 11, 2009, 10:08:23 AM »
Your soul has to deal with why you thought you were able to talk shit to the best artist in the world. 
This is slap. We take pride in our shit talking abilities.  Thanks for noticing.