Author Topic: Paradox Grip (Read 42089 times)

Livin The Psychedelic Lif · « **Reply #300 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:16:04 PM »

Quote from: paradoxgrip on May 06, 2009, 06:07:57 PM

Kamiltoe...nice to meet another practitioner --even over the net...peep www.vorsong.com for my current sifu and his encoding he is doing in water.
keep walking the middle path..and if you get a chance to meet Grandmaster Fu Wei Zhong you will understand--this is the last year to do so though.
endurance is a factor as well..."name drop" who worked for BLITZ said he normally can't skate hard over an hour, but with the grip he was skating for three hours and didn't feel tired...

Our first Slap Review came today..here it is

Hey ari,
Thanks again for the grip.
I set it up on my last 2 boards, and it works quite well.
Not sure if it has anything to do with the engineering, or just motivation
But lately ive been getting quite a bit of footage.
But with that aside.
The quality of the grip is spot on.
Better than mob for grip quality, and the grit stays on much longer than jessup.
Plus it doesn't peel up like iron horse.

Good product and grips great

SkateFilmer....film the muscle tests...do it on girls, they will think your david blaine....haahaa your welcome and I look forward to your review.

what the crack?

spungo · « **Reply #301 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:35:48 PM »

my god is it living up to the hype?

oh by the way... if Lizard came into contact with your divine gurus or grandmasters and they subjected him to divine whatever, wouldn't he like burst into flames or something? Or at least be exorcised? Maybe the yin goes with the yang quite well in that case...

sal23 · « **Reply #302 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:23:01 PM »

I gotta say...
it does what griptape is suppost to do, and does it better than other grips I've had..

But the one thing that stood out most was.
When gripping it, non of the grit fell off on the counter while applying

Still unsure if I noticed any life changing effects
but its good grip.. and it doesnt cost anymore than normal grip

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #303 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:27:05 PM »

yeah, but its still griptape. Who cares still.

Mouth · « **Reply #304 on:** May 06, 2009, 10:56:38 PM »

My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth. · « **Reply #305 on:** May 09, 2009, 04:59:56 AM »

Everybody must get gripped.., ripped, err..stoned..yeah,,,that's it...

Sleazy · « **Reply #306 on:** May 09, 2009, 05:07:31 AM »

faded

My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth. · « **Reply #307 on:** May 10, 2009, 10:57:42 AM »

call your momz suunnn!!!

give momz a little sugar today!

Mouth · « **Reply #308 on:** May 10, 2009, 11:01:20 AM »

Please stop bumping your own thread.

My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth. · « **Reply #309 on:** May 10, 2009, 11:10:34 AM »

Mouth: you don't got love for your mom? sorry to hear that...we got love for ya

Whiteley: wassup with the test?

My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth. · « **Reply #310 on:** May 11, 2009, 11:59:06 PM »

TEST?

?

bumpnrun · « **Reply #311 on:** May 12, 2009, 08:54:00 AM »

Quote from: paradoxgrip on May 11, 2009, 11:59:06 PM

TEST??

I'll be using the grip you sent me on my next board. I'm currently injured so it will have to wait a bit. Some time next week though, I will try some of the experiments in the next week or so.

Doctor Newton · « **Reply #312 on:** May 12, 2009, 09:18:46 AM »

Can't wait for the grip to come in - Thanks Ari

I'm going to wait til this board dies though. I don't want to grip it then it break right after. I am excited to test it.

My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth. · « **Reply #313 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:07:14 PM »

Doctor:sent it out yesterday...
Haters:.got our first blurb in Transworld Business...what?! Blurb on FTK and Lowcard?? what!! Will it live up to the hype?

only good reviews so far...suckaa...Smolik NBD, at Berrics, yesterday...be on the lookout...

net lurk · « **Reply #314 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:26:29 PM »

I haven't got mine

sk8tesince2008 · « **Reply #315 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:34:09 PM »

Can I be sponsered by you pleeeeeeeeeeeeease? pleeeeeeeeeeeease? I want griptape. I will say you helped me when i win x games. i need free griptape please. I can do heelflip and almost kickflip.

Doctor Newton · « **Reply #316 on:** May 12, 2009, 09:16:48 PM »

Quote from: paradoxgrip on May 12, 2009, 06:07:14 PM

Doctor:sent it out yesterday...
Haters:.got our first blurb in Transworld Business...what?! Blurb on FTK and Lowcard?? what!! Will it live up to the hype?

only good reviews so far...suckaa...Smolik NBD, at Berrics, yesterday...be on the lookout...

Hell yeah, thanks. I finally got an old camera so I might be able to take some pics of some balance tests I'm considering doing on it.

A new Smolik NBD has me intrigued.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #317 on:** May 12, 2009, 10:39:20 PM »

Quote from: sk8tesince2008 on May 12, 2009, 06:34:09 PM

Can I be sponsered by you pleeeeeeeeeeeeease? pleeeeeeeeeeeease? I want griptape. I will say you helped me when i win x games. i need free griptape please. I can do heelflip and almost kickflip.

if you hook this kid up and he can do kickflip, than I will buy the hype.

My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth. · « **Reply #318 on:** May 14, 2009, 04:46:52 PM »

try thinking posotive

Degeneration X We Gonna K · « **Reply #319 on:** May 14, 2009, 04:48:33 PM »

THIS COMPANY IS FAG

My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth. · « **Reply #320 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:40:18 PM »

We are not, as you say "fags", although we don't think that said "fags" are bad people. As long as they aren't checkin out our asses they're cool, and usually have tons of hot chicks as friends( aptly named,fag hags).

This is undeniably the greatest and best in the world griptape in the world...

Lizard king, SMOLIK<DUFFY_BROWN_WATSON_NIEVES_HORN_KREMER>SURREY>SYVANEN

game recognize game, playa..

Guile · « **Reply #321 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:47:39 PM »

you got it in canadian shops?

My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth. · « **Reply #322 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:52:57 PM »

not yet..eastern is our distributer for international if that were to happen...sent some grip to toronto, ottowa, and van from this thread,though..for peeps to test..nothin but love so far....

wuust · « **Reply #323 on:** May 16, 2009, 01:08:52 AM »

Quote from: paradoxgrip on May 15, 2009, 10:52:57 PM

not yet..eastern is our distributer for international if that were to happen...sent some grip to toronto, ottowa, and van from this thread,though..for peeps to test..nothin but love so far....

come on, send europe some sheets as well

bobjohn · « **Reply #324 on:** May 16, 2009, 03:16:07 AM »

I guess you're not going to let this thread fall the same fate as your product. I'll hand it to you though--some people really are gullible.

Quote from: paradoxgrip on May 15, 2009, 10:40:18 PM

We are not, as you say "fags", although we don't think that said "fags" are bad people. As long as they aren't checkin out our asses they're cool, and usually have tons of hot chicks as friends( aptly named,fag hags).

You're getting better in this department. Instead of calling on karma to avenge your detractors with a horrible death, you've identified "fag" rightfully as hate speech. However, sensing that homophobia may indeed be popular here, you've also contradicted the previous statement by only defending homosexuals who don't like men sexually and posess harems of hot bitches.

Quote from: paradoxgrip on May 15, 2009, 10:40:18 PM

This is undeniably the greatest and best in the world griptape in the world...

Simultaneously the "greatest" and "best". Lots of things going on here. Libel, unsubstantiated, not scientifically proven (though it can never be, since these are subjective terms), and the only thing undeniable is that it won't make you smarter.

Quote from: paradoxgrip on May 15, 2009, 10:40:18 PM

Lizard king, SMOLIK<DUFFY_BROWN_WATSON_NIEVES_HORN_KREMER>SURREY>SYVANEN

The old bandwagon approach always wins over the "sheeple" as you call your potential market (hint: it's better to insult the people who buy your product after you retire).

Quote from: paradoxgrip on May 15, 2009, 10:40:18 PM

game recognize game, playa..

This literally translates to: I recognize your scam because I'm a scam artist myself. I'm not sure if this is a hidden message for the people who know you're full of shit or if it indicates that your team perpetuates the same lie.

bresco · « **Reply #325 on:** May 16, 2009, 07:04:43 AM »

Still waiting my griptapes, hope you got them shipped.

milpool · « **Reply #326 on:** May 16, 2009, 09:37:54 AM »

Thanks for the grip, its pretty good besides the logo.

snickers · « **Reply #327 on:** May 16, 2009, 09:41:19 AM »

i want to see what all the hype about this griptape is. you should send me a sheet.

og.milk · « **Reply #328 on:** May 16, 2009, 09:46:32 AM »

yeah, it doesn't really sound all that bad. you should send a sheet as well

sergioflorez · « **Reply #329 on:** May 16, 2009, 10:29:58 AM »

griptape sheet banter

Author Topic: Paradox Grip (Read 42089 times)

Livin The Psychedelic Lif

sal23

Doctor Newton

net lurk

Doctor Newton

bobjohn

sergioflorez