Paradox Grip

[Degeneration X We Gonna K]

what a fuckin gay idea

[HRPoodersmith]

MOB costs more because they need to pay their Jerry Hsu's and other famous people.

[My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth.]

paradox slap test.....it feels good, real good...

[toque]

I have had kids come in with their own sheet of mob grip,  even though we throw in free jessup with the purchase of a deck.  I will always ask a bunch of questions about why they would rather have mob...

In all honesty though,  I think mob is technically "grippier" 

It will take off half of your shoe  in one go,  It is hard as hell to get used to the first day you ride your new board. 


I feel like even  if all the paradox claims were true,  I'd still rather not try it out anyways.  In this tough economic climate,  there's a very good chance they will go out of business.  If i get used to grip with crystal voodoo in it,  how would I ever go back to the normal stuff if it ceased to exist? 

[My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth.]

we are not going anywhere...we got you, you got us, the doogood conservatory survives forever

jessup has smaller crystals..what is commonly called 80 grit silicon carbide
MOB has bigger crystals, 70 grit...

we have a custom blend of 70 grit and 80 grit..that is why it looks a little different as well. Larger crystals reflect more light than smaller ones.
our liner flexes, so the crystals don't shed off..when you tryit you will notice that crystals don't shed all over your shop...a bonus

[max power]

jessup has smaller crystals..what is commonly called 80 grit silicon carbide
MOB has bigger crystals, 70 grit...

we have a custom blend of 70 grit and 80 grit..that is why it looks a little different as well. Larger crystals reflect more light than smaller ones.
our liner flexes, so the crystals don't shed off..when you tryit you will notice that crystals don't shed all over your shop...a bonus

careful there, man. you're getting close to a legitimate selling point.

[oyolar]

we are not going anywhere...we got you, you got us, the doogood conservatory survives forever

jessup has smaller crystals..what is commonly called 80 grit silicon carbide
MOB has bigger crystals, 70 grit...

we have a custom blend of 70 grit and 80 grit..that is why it looks a little different as well. Larger crystals reflect more light than smaller ones.
our liner flexes, so the crystals don't shed off..when you tryit you will notice that crystals don't shed all over your shop...a bonus

if the grit flexes, do you still get the white line when you run a file around the edges so it's easier to cut? if not, then how does that work?

[dualmoniterstokers]

I would first like to apologize for the delayed response, as I have been extremely busy lately.
I did receive the samples Mr. Gold, and I appreciate the gesture.  

I would like you to know that despite having always been entirely doubtless that your product and everything about it is unassailably false, I happen to be in a position through my work where I have access to facilities that contain both scanning and transmission electron microscopes.  However, perhaps you did not know, as I myself was not aware, that tomography produced by such expensive equipment requires money and resources in order to prepare the samples for viewing.  When I explained the purpose of the research to my associates, they scoffed at the thought of wasting the lab's resources on such "such blatant and deplorable nonsense" as magic griptape.

I offered to take these images in the first place because I was disgusted at your attempts undermine science to market such a laughable gimmick and wanted to make it my job to expose you as a liar.  I was personally insulted by your pm.  "quantum mechanics 101...the intent of the tester affects the result of the test"  You mustn't know very much about quantum mechanics to know that not only is that statement false and defiant of physical law, it has nothing to do with quantum mechanics whatsoever.  But as you disgrace your own name with every word you type, I realize that any rational argument upheld against your magic griptape is as futile as that crazy riser company that Newt came up with.  I could write books of thorough, fact based analyses that completely disprove everything you say (and anyone who differs can refer to my previous posts) but I won't ever waste my time giving attention to such scum as yourself.

Good luck with your scam.

[Dr. Newton 2.0]

Hahaha it looks like he got a good review on the main page.

I don't really know what to think about all of this, but I really see no reason for the hate. The guy even offered to send me a free sheet of griptape to test it out. I personally declined, but the way I see it, he's willing to let the griptape do the talking then he can claim whatever he wants.

[bobjohn]

Hahaha it looks like he got a good review on the main page.

I don't really know what to think about all of this, but I really see no reason for the hate. The guy even offered to send me a free sheet of griptape to test it out. I personally declined, but the way I see it, he's willing to let the griptape do the talking then he can claim whatever he wants.

Letting the griptape do the talking implies that he stops talking.

[My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth.]

Dual strokers:  I apologize if offended you but, you have proven nothing, but a fierce clinging to archaic scientific thought. Quantum tests have confirmed that if the tester wants the cell to propagate, it does, if they do not want it to-- it doesn't, if the tester has no agenda..nothing happens...I do not have the tests, but have read the papers about the tests.

According to Emei Lin Ji Chi Gong, Chan Buddism and Grandmaster Fu Wei Zhong
The blood is the magnetic stream of our biofield, the bones contain the electricity, these fields together form the human electro-magnetic Bio-Field.

The Human Biofield is not properly grounded due to rubber-soled shoes and Electro-Magnetic pollution from power lines, cable lines, ELF (extremely low frequency waves) and microwaves. Human emotion has been directly linked with specific degrees of Hertz and can also generate these fields as well. I can safely assume you have never heard or been to The Medicine-less Hospital in Bejing that has cured every known disease by focusing emotion with intention, or what is commonly known as CHI-GONG. Using these fields of energy and a more complete view of their effects cannot be explained by modern science. We simply do not have the right measuring tools. Kirilian Photography is a very gross interpretation of this field, but it is a stepping stone to future tools that will be able to not only magnify these fields into parameters easily recordable, but also to measure the differing intensities
Scam--have you seen the front page test? you think this whole board is stupid? my riders are not feeling better balanced and i am here to scam?

Scum? What ?  What great works of philanthropy have you been doing for the last seven years to help your fellow man?
and good luck? your a classic passive aggressive...That statement in itself is paradoxical. Was that intentional?

What do you do on Christmas Day? Do you help others?  Scum...wow

Let me guess? The Materials Science Department at UC Berkeley said each picture is about 10k...didn't want to prove your point that bad, huh?
That's o.k., i understand..that's alot of money for one picture. So what have you done to test it out in other ways? Have you replicated the balance tests that Mark so easily replicated on the home page. How about doing it on a pressure scale and filming it?
Do something..I spent the time, the energy, spent money to send it to you and now you just sit on your archaic academic laurels and scoff that you couldn't be bothered with testing skateboard griptape...cm- on maannn

I was counting on your influence to get those pics for free......haaha  guess we will have to pay for them ourselves
 
bobjohn: haahaa...your funny

[darth nihilus]

I just read a 14 page thread about magic grip tape. I'm seriously considering killing myself right now.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

Let's talk about Knights of the Old Republic instead. Hyped for the MMO?

[max power]

I would first like to apologize for the delayed response, as I have been extremely busy lately.
I did receive the samples Mr. Gold, and I appreciate the gesture.  

I would like you to know that despite having always been entirely doubtless that your product and everything about it is unassailably false, I happen to be in a position through my work where I have access to facilities that contain both scanning and transmission electron microscopes.  However, perhaps you did not know, as I myself was not aware, that tomography produced by such expensive equipment requires money and resources in order to prepare the samples for viewing.  When I explained the purpose of the research to my associates, they scoffed at the thought of wasting the lab's resources on such "such blatant and deplorable nonsense" as magic griptape.

I offered to take these images in the first place because I was disgusted at your attempts undermine science to market such a laughable gimmick and wanted to make it my job to expose you as a liar.  I was personally insulted by your pm.  "quantum mechanics 101...the intent of the tester affects the result of the test"  You mustn't know very much about quantum mechanics to know that not only is that statement false and defiant of physical law, it has nothing to do with quantum mechanics whatsoever.  But as you disgrace your own name with every word you type, I realize that any rational argument upheld against your magic griptape is as futile as that crazy riser company that Newt came up with.  I could write books of thorough, fact based analyses that completely disprove everything you say (and anyone who differs can refer to my previous posts) but I won't ever waste my time giving attention to such scum as yourself.

Good luck with your scam.

excellent. now someone lock this topic.

[McCly]

Let's talk about Knights of the Old Republic instead. Hyped for the MMO?

I didn't know there was going to be one. Too bad I don't have time for MMOs anymore.

[sergioflorez]

wow this thread is still going. its griptape. /thread

[My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth.]

the little engine that could....launch a brand....we are making shirts with a picture of this board...place your pre-orders now....wholesale for all slap pals...

[My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth.]

thanks...on the other thread someone said its sucked.....

the logo is just the beginning ...you gotta try the grip....wallenberg..test comin soon

[My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth.]

Dual Strokers: where you at with the pressure plate test???

[My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth.]

dual monitors...wassup with the pressure test?? wassup with anything other that typing?  what happened to you? is that considered a gnar?
WALLENBERG>>>>>test....comin soon

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

SHUT

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

THE FUCK

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

UP.

[My name is Ari Penis-Gold and my penis is also in my mouth.]

hi...still here not shutting...moving forward without Lizard...SHAKE JUNT SUNN!!...but, you know Wes, Tyler, Marius P-Kid  movin up the ranks...

we will miss you mike

[bobjohn]

fuck a duck

[McCly]

screw a kangaroo

[DevinSB]

This shit sucks, the griptape feels good, but i set up a deck today and snapped the nose off doing a back 180 over a thing that was like a foot and a half high.

[tanhoe]

hi...still here not shutting...moving forward without Lizard...SHAKE JUNT SUNN!!...but, you know Wes, Tyler, Marius P-Kid  movin up the ranks...

we will miss you mike

whats up on those T SHIRTS!?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Dental plan

[sal23]

Lisa needs braces