Author Topic: Omegle (Read 20613 times)

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:59:13 PM »

Post the myspace link please

pube tube · « **Reply #31 on:** April 25, 2009, 12:00:27 AM »

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: cum on my FACE!
Stranger: haha ok...real quick...is this like a bunch of 14 yr olds?
You: nope 26

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: shit!
You: wanna touch dicks
Stranger: what?
You: wanna touch dicks
You: like head to head
You: pre cum will lube us together
Stranger: oh .where are you from?"

You: thats how my last convo went
Stranger: ah that's great!
Stranger: see, i wish i had the balls to fuck with someone like that.
You: who says "oh. where you from?" after that
You: haha
Stranger: i don't fuckin know...that's pretty special
You: yeah
You: just fuck with people
You: everyone is
Stranger: i just feel like a jack ass.
You: sometimes you'll get a really good one
Stranger: idk
You: this isnt the place
Stranger: guilt complex maybe?
Stranger: like what if it's some incredibly lonley suicidle grandma and i virtually shove the knife through her heart?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i'm catholic....we're guilty by nature.
You: 1599 users online
Stranger: random much?
You: what are the odds of getting a grandma
You: and a suicidal one at that
Stranger: but what if i'm the idiot who gets the grandma
You: grandmas are nice
Stranger: not always
You: you'll never know
You: that was harsh
You: haha
Stranger: hey its true
Stranger: the ones with blue hair and poodles are particularly bitchy
You: i dont think anyones loosing lives over this
You: shit just got popular today haha
Stranger: i am
Stranger: i'm the suicidle grandma
You: get fucked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #32 on:** April 25, 2009, 12:15:23 AM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on April 24, 2009, 11:59:13 PM

Post the myspace link please

www.myspace.com/quixoticc
please do not use your online charm and pen pal expierence to steal her from cigarettebeer, it would devastate me

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #33 on:** April 25, 2009, 12:22:02 AM »

Stranger: oláaaaaaa
You: are you from brazil?
Stranger: yes
You: fuck off
You have disconnected.

pube tube · « **Reply #34 on:** April 25, 2009, 12:50:26 AM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i just want to chat
You: lets sit and chat then
Stranger: i'm sitting now
You: hows it going?
Stranger: okay i guess, what are you interested in?
You: I skateboard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

gentle. · « **Reply #35 on:** April 25, 2009, 12:52:26 AM »

You: if i piss on the keyboard and press enter what will happen
Stranger: cant anyone be fucking normal. i dont care youre peeing that doesnt bother me but you stupid inane question fuck you stupid piece of shit youre the reason the world is fucked and ruined
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jildo · « **Reply #36 on:** April 25, 2009, 02:09:41 AM »

Stranger: hi
You: hai
You: how are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: where u from?
You: california
You: you?
Stranger: ct
Stranger: you are a girl?
You: sounds sexy
You: yes if you play your cards right
You: sorry if i type slow, i'm doing it all with one hand
Stranger: it's ok
You: my left hand is busy
Stranger: so how u doing?
You: o good besides my gurl shelly dat bitch is pregnant
Stranger: your left hand is busy?>
You: i always told her that nigga leroy was bad news
You: yeh im eatin cornpuffs
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you love sex?>
You: yeh
You: but im a virgin
Stranger: how old are you>
You: 43
Stranger: you kidding ,right>
Stranger: ?
You: u?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: but i don't care about age
You: sounds sexy.
You: i have a son thats 19
Stranger: .........................
You: i think you would get along with him great
You: hes gay too
Stranger: wtf
You: whats your email?
Stranger: i'm no gay
You: i'll forward it to him
Stranger: you bitch?
You: oh, sometimes. mainly when i'm on the rag. sometimes people say things that they don't mean and that's the most important thing you cna remember, honey. its not your fault
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

first attempt. not so good at it, but it's so entertaining.

Watson · « **Reply #37 on:** April 25, 2009, 08:24:04 AM »

Quote from: All Hail Wu Welsh on April 24, 2009, 11:57:11 PM

i had been fuckin around the whole time startin every convo with you wanna get weird? got some people pissed until some chick actually went along with it and wa saying funny shit back, it then moved to a serious conversation and i found out i was talking to this french babe.

She gave me email, facebook, and myspace all to prove it was actually her and that we she was actually 19. man i hope shes not some random french creep poaching girls info, or some psycho chick, because now im in love. if this girl exists, is not a psycho, and actually looks how she looks in her pictures i hit the omegle lottery. fuck this is so weird ive never done anything remotely close to this in terms internet creeping.

Tits or GTFO.

sage · « **Reply #38 on:** April 25, 2009, 02:51:56 PM »

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: What do you like to do on sunny days
Stranger: uum play on my bicycle u
You: stare out my window at the neighbors children
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tarquin · « **Reply #39 on:** April 25, 2009, 03:21:39 PM »

Stranger: hey dude
You: Ted Danson
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i'm not very good at this

Flume · « **Reply #40 on:** April 25, 2009, 07:58:33 PM »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi! ^_^
Stranger: What's going down?

You: oh just sitting here, beating my meat, thinking of you..
You: WATTABOUTYOU?
Stranger: Molesting this little child next to me, nothing out of the ordinary.
Stranger: Hold on, do you think there are any normal convorsations on omegle?
You: D'AWEE
Stranger: Like.. ever
You: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HERE
Stranger: Cool story, bro.
You: I'M A OMEGLE VIRGIN
Stranger: And I'm your first.
Stranger: Does it hurt?
You: i didn't say to stop
Stranger: I'll stop when I please.
You: do you like 4chan?!?!
Stranger: Oh well now that is a dead give-away that you have been here before.
You: 0mg!

Doctor Newton · « **Reply #41 on:** April 25, 2009, 08:04:49 PM »

Last night I talked to someone who claimed to post here. I said "Fuck you, I'm an Anteater" and he said something then I started name dropping people from this thread to find out who he was and he said he hasn't posted here in years, but posted a long time ago as Get Some and Kristian Svitak. idr that, but maybe someone here does

Ben Throttle · « **Reply #42 on:** April 25, 2009, 08:30:27 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey babe
Stranger: i'm a guy...
You: ok girls cant call guys babe?
Stranger: i'm gay sweetie
You: oh, that's hot
Stranger: you're hot ( ;
You: hey can i ask you a question... very personal one
Stranger: possibly
Stranger: sure, go for it
You: ....whats it like getting anal? it may sound awkward but whatever. i wanna know what it feels like and im sure you have experience in the genre
Stranger: painful ish
Stranger: only the first time i guess
You: does it make you bleed and stuff? lol
Stranger: nah
Stranger: its just the intense sensation that you get
Stranger: it sort of... shocks you
You: no poo either right HAHA
Stranger: ew no
You: what's your favorite band?
Stranger: hmm the killers
You have disconnected.

WWD4D? · « **Reply #43 on:** April 25, 2009, 08:47:00 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: whos your favorite colored person?

Stranger: colored person?

You: yea, your favorite colored person?

You: I mean, I don't have many, but what about you?

Stranger: Yellow

You: asians?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: u?

You: Yeah, I guess they're alright

Stranger: u?

You: E Honda was my favorite character to pick in Street Fighter II most of the time anyways

You: Hmmmm.... I'd have to say mexicans

Stranger: cool

You: only cause of George Lopez. That dude is so funny,

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hola · « **Reply #44 on:** April 25, 2009, 08:55:36 PM »

You: h
You: e
You: l
You: l
You: o
Stranger: P
Stranger: E
Stranger: N
Stranger: I
Stranger: S
You: PENIS
Stranger: hello

WWD4D? · « **Reply #45 on:** April 25, 2009, 10:29:17 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: No
You: Yes?
Stranger: I won't have sex with you
Stranger: And you can't shave my head
You: Why?
Stranger: So don't even ask
You: satan wont like that one bit
Stranger: Me and Satan are homies
You: yea right, that nigga never said a word about you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Doctor Newton · « **Reply #46 on:** April 25, 2009, 10:36:23 PM »

You: i take it you are a woman most likely? mostly women love pop
You: women and the emos
Stranger: i am and thats a really stupid thing to say btw
You: woman or emo?
Stranger: women
You: and stupid or not it's true, i didnt mean anything negative by it
You: it wasn't sexist comment it just true, just like mostly men enjoy metal
Stranger: i was talking about the emo part
You: well it's true
Stranger: no not really
You: there's a dumbass one in my class who has a shirt that says "snap crackle power pop" i want to punch him but i dont see any good that would come from it
Stranger: okay why do you care
You: he also wears fall out boy shirts and is stereotypical emo, he's obviously fucked in the brain to the point that he wouldnt learn anything if i said anything or hit him so there's no point in caring
You: i was just citing an example
You: but i originally cared enough to want to punch him because it is a disgrace to those with male genitalia
You: unless he is very young
You: you can't blame the young for not knowing better, they learn over time
You: but he's like 20 or something, he should know better by now
Stranger: what do you have against fall out boy or people who dress emo
You: well if you listen to their music, it is the opposite of manliness
You: so if you're pre-puberty (or just entering), or a girl you can pull it off
You: but you shouldn't claim both "man" and "emo"
Stranger: youre an idiot you know that?
You: the "male emos" that you hear about are walking paradoxes
You: idiot by your opinion, right by facts
Stranger: what facts
You: what i just stated
You: it isn't disputable, they aren't manly and you know it
Stranger: emo is a style of music and the style of clothing inspired by it. it has nothing to do with "manliness"
You: exactly
You: so being a male and an emo fag is not possible, it is a contradiction
Stranger: i dont see how if you dress that way you are not manly
You: you are either a boy/male tween, or a woman
Stranger: alrite explain to me how wearing skinny jeans and a band t shirt makes you not a male
You: if you sit at home gelling your hair to the side spending as much time caring about how you look as women, listening to music better suited for the ears of woman....well, do i really need to explain this to you
You: i didnt mean it technically makes you lose your damn testicles and penis
You: i didnt think that part would need explaining to anyone
Stranger: right because obviously the music is so meant for women. i mean screamo is just oh so feminine
You: it is
Stranger: right. okay
You: how you can not agree
You: other than it makes your vagina hurt
You: to follow logic
You: if you think with your brain you would see
You: i have said nothing debatable, you just show lack of understanding because it conflicts with your personal opinion and overall butthurtness
Stranger: you do realize its men who make the music. so are you insulting all those talented musicians
You: it's meant for what some people know as "little bitches" aka "lil whiny ass bitches"
Stranger: shut the fuck up and stop judging people on their appearance, you might get a tittle farther in life.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jimmy909 · « **Reply #47 on:** April 25, 2009, 11:55:46 PM »

Quote from: sage on April 25, 2009, 02:51:56 PM

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: What do you like to do on sunny days
Stranger: uum play on my bicycle u
You: stare out my window at the neighbors children
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahaha

frisco · « **Reply #48 on:** April 26, 2009, 03:17:37 AM »

Stranger: Hey
You: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

frisco · « **Reply #49 on:** April 26, 2009, 03:50:24 AM »

holy shit im loving this site

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lesbian and bi only. im 22, lesbian from nz
You: your lying
You: im a lesbian too
You: your a liar
Stranger: nope im not
You: how do you know so much about me
You: i live in Aus
Stranger: u could be lying too
You: why would i
Stranger: why would i?
You: because of all that you have to gain
Stranger: what would i gain?
You: the knowledge of who i am and where i live
You: im from Aus but i wouldnt consider myself full lesbian
You: are you?
Stranger: yep but i have been with a man in the past
Stranger: i dnt wana stalk u
You: you can if you want
You: but i need to know what you look like
You: because i really dont believe you
Stranger: show me a pic too
You: why would i first
You: i dont believe you
You: show me one
Stranger: hold ur horses
You: i am
Stranger: http://www.stickam.com/media/pictures/183644670.html
Stranger: happy now
You: unfortunately not
You: i dont believe you
You: that could be anyone
You: ive read about people like you
You: posting fake pictures
Stranger: man ur a pain in the ass
You: you have to post an AC slater
Stranger: a what?
You: with a sign that says I LOVE SLAP
You: i dont believe you
Stranger: haha man ur a douch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #50 on:** April 26, 2009, 04:31:26 AM »

this is your dreamgirl:

loophole · « **Reply #51 on:** April 26, 2009, 05:37:47 AM »

You: what country are you in?
Stranger: Taiwan
You: i'm in singapore!
Stranger: you know, the place that used to make toys
Stranger: haha cool
Stranger: I
You: you mean you don't make toys anymore?
Stranger: I've never been there
Stranger: China does now
Stranger: everything is made in China now
You: bitches
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so what do you do?
You: i'm a semi-professional rapist
You: it's difficult in this country thou
You: strict laws..
Stranger: you rap?

-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey beautiful
Stranger: this is handsome ,not beautiful
You have disconnected.

Flume · « **Reply #52 on:** April 26, 2009, 10:30:10 AM »

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on April 26, 2009, 04:31:26 AM

this is your dreamgirl:

hahah

istayhigh · « **Reply #53 on:** April 26, 2009, 12:28:06 PM »

should we start warning strangers about the zombipacalypse?

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #54 on:** April 26, 2009, 12:44:55 PM »

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey fag
You: heye
Stranger: lets cyber
Stranger: im a girl btw
You: yes
You: oh good
Stranger: yea im not that pretty
Stranger: but ill pretend to be pretty
You: first tell me what toppings you like on your pizza pie
Stranger: you start
Stranger: dont jerk me around asshole
Stranger: im horny
Stranger: just fucking cryber me
Stranger: now go
You: tell me the toppings then we can proceed
Stranger: cheese?
You: *pulls cock out*
Stranger: *pulls out pussy*
You: what else do you like on your pizza pie?
Stranger: um
Stranger: pep?
You: *cock begins pulsating and becomes turgid*
Stranger: you have a food fetish
You: what else do you like on your pizza pie!?
Stranger: or you just fucking with me
You: food fetish
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have a foot fetish
Stranger: you down with that?
You: yeah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you think my flip flops are cute?
Stranger: i like taking them on and off, it feels good in between my toes
You: yeah they're hot
Stranger: you like watching me dangle them from my feetsies?
You: let me rub some pizza on your feet
Stranger: oops dropped one
Stranger: younlikek my bare feet
Stranger: god they feel good
Stranger: oh yea the warm pizza feels so good in between my toes
Stranger: oh god yes
Stranger: more chese please1
You: *pre cum drips from throbbing cock*
Stranger: fuck yea
Stranger: hat fucking sauce feels so good on my soles of my feet
You: mmmm yeah
Stranger: will you put a slice of pizza in my vagina?
You: i'll put a breadstick in!
Stranger: oh god yes
You: i got them for free with my pizza
Stranger: i can feel the breadstick touching my cervix
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: YES
Stranger: yES
You: it was a deal they're having at pizza hut
Stranger: DONT STOP
Stranger: DTOP STOp[
Stranger: ES
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: *cum is spurting from my dick*
You: i thought you have a pussy
Stranger: you just had gay pizza sex
Stranger: congrats
Stranger: im spent
Stranger: hey
You: mmm yeah
Stranger: u gonna eat that last slice?
You: dip your balls in the marinara
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: burnt me
Stranger: you didnt tell me it was so hot
Stranger: WTF ASSHOLE
You: let me kiss the sack
You: feel better?
Stranger: will you have my ass babies?
You: if you have plentiful ass seeds
Stranger: shoot cum in my boyhole, (where i poop from) and get some poop inside your cock
Stranger: please?
You: first me
Stranger: ok here goes
Stranger: FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
You: i have opened the gates to my ass garden
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: IT WONT STOP
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htmOmegle.htm
You: spread the seeds!
Stranger: im procrastinating doing shit
Stranger: why are you on heretoday
You: spread them
You: do you like my macaw?
Stranger: your friends dont like you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

frisco · « **Reply #55 on:** April 26, 2009, 12:47:48 PM »

hahaha ^ so good

Cheapboarder · « **Reply #56 on:** April 26, 2009, 12:49:56 PM »

"You: tell me the toppings then we can proceed
Stranger: cheese?
You: *pulls cock out*
Stranger: *pulls out pussy*"

Imagining that in my head was pure gold.

Baby Jesus bless your soul Cigarette!

Albatross · « **Reply #57 on:** April 26, 2009, 01:07:54 PM »

Stranger: Are you a lesbian too?
You: yeah
You: lets fuck
Stranger: Oral, you want?
You: do it
Stranger: You're going to hell.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

well that sucked

crailtapper · « **Reply #58 on:** April 26, 2009, 01:16:50 PM »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you a sexy lady?
You: no, but you can pretend my asshole is a sexy lady's asshole.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pelican · « **Reply #59 on:** April 26, 2009, 02:13:39 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bye!
Stranger: nigger made a pizza
You have disconnected.

Author Topic: Omegle (Read 20613 times)

pube tube

pube tube

sage

Doctor Newton

WWD4D?

WWD4D?

Doctor Newton

frisco

frisco

loophole

istayhigh

frisco

crailtapper