Author Topic: Omegle (Read 20560 times)

Watson · « **Reply #60 on:** April 26, 2009, 03:55:04 PM »

Damn, that bear is fuckin tight.

Fuck, I just got instantly nexted like 6 times in a row, and all I can now everytime I talk to someone is that it's some Slap Pal just trying to fuck with someone while I am also on there trying to fuck with someone.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup nigga
You: Just being white.
Stranger: damn fool
You: What's up with you nigga?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

frisco · « **Reply #61 on:** April 26, 2009, 03:57:09 PM »

i keep waiting to be put in a convo with a slap pal and well take jabs at eachother seeing who will give first like a swordfight

beardface · « **Reply #62 on:** April 26, 2009, 05:18:38 PM »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hay
Stranger: how's it going
You: not too bad. you?
You: lemme ask you something
Stranger: I'm good
Stranger: what do you want to ask
You: would you rather fight 4 eagles or a grizzly bear?
Stranger: 4 eagles IMO
You: good call.
You: ok
You: umm
You: 20 eight year olds, or 20 65 year olds?
Stranger: 20 65 year olds, due to lack of jail time involved and maybe one will be Goldie Hawn
You: hmm good point.
You: but say there was no possibility of jail time.
You: cause you gotta remember, 65 year olds can be in pretty good shape.
Stranger: still the 65 year olds, because, even with no jail time, I'm not a pedo
You: not have sex with you sick fuck
You: to fight!
You: jeeeez!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

reputation · « **Reply #63 on:** April 26, 2009, 05:45:56 PM »

this was pretty funny, the only thing the person said:<br>
http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=ubyqoqfllcjleitgpi3vobb0tud1fk

30 Helens Agree: · « **Reply #64 on:** April 26, 2009, 06:31:23 PM »

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: good just preparing my bomb shelter
You: for the swine flu epidemic
You: you?
Stranger: seeing NBA
You: oh rly
Stranger: do you like it?
You: like what
You: NBA?
Stranger: yep
You: i like that movie space jam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hola · « **Reply #65 on:** April 26, 2009, 06:34:21 PM »

this guy got me:

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
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Pelican · « **Reply #66 on:** April 26, 2009, 06:45:30 PM »

i keep getting 17 year old girls

this one is talking to me about losing her virginity this thursday

and periods and ejaculation and stuff

Doctor Newton · « **Reply #67 on:** April 26, 2009, 07:23:29 PM »

idk if anyone told you guys, but if you say "FBI" on there the person who gets the message gets a message from Omegle. Only the person who received the message gets it. Get someone to say it to you if you don't believe me. It makes it fun to fuck with people.

I asked this person to say it so you guys would believe me:

You: i dare you to say FBI
Stranger: Federal bureau of Investigations
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

I pretend the FBI is watching me and tell people to talk to be careful if we talk about the goverment. That message pops up and they think something is up.

Doctor Newton · « **Reply #68 on:** April 26, 2009, 07:35:15 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: mmm
Stranger: cybersex on hotmail?
You: on here.
You: you and me
Stranger: yes
You: =)
You: asl?
Stranger: u first
You: 19, f, usa
Stranger: really
Stranger: I am man
Stranger: 19 years also
You: wow, thats quite the coincidence
Stranger: yes
You: tell me something really dirty
You: would it bother you that I'm actually 16 =/
Stranger: sucking your pussy
Stranger: no
You: say you want that 16 year old pussy before i slap you
Stranger: I want u baby
Stranger: do u have email on hotmail?
You: Say it!!!

Stranger: I want
Stranger: 16 years old
Stranger: your pussy
Stranger: alo
You: Why don't you take a seat over there. I work for Chris Hansen/NBC.
You: you are officially a
You: ___________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░_______________________ _________________________________
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Stranger: can we start
You: Sir, please take a seat.
You: your IP address is being sent in
Stranger: what?
Stranger: I wanna kiss your boobs
You: we will go through your Internet Service Provider to obtain your physical address and get a warrant if we have to, you have been busted for being a pedophile
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

City of Drunken Totems · « **Reply #69 on:** April 26, 2009, 11:23:17 PM »

^^ to good

City of Drunken Totems · « **Reply #70 on:** April 26, 2009, 11:42:34 PM »

this shit is priceless...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: jeff?
You: ugh
You: you found me
Stranger: hey man what's up?
Stranger: is this reallyyou?
You: not much dude im hangin
You: yea
Stranger: did you finally tell meghan you cheated on her?
You: im tryin to avoid it
You: i think im going to do it tomoro
Stranger: you shouldn't
Stranger: jess is on her way over there right now
You: why not?
You: i think its only fair
Stranger: she saw you and that chick together at the piggly wiggly
Stranger: she's gonna tell meghan
You: well now im kinda screwed aint i
Stranger: you should go over there right now
Stranger: i'm gonna call jess and tell her to wait
You: yea man,
You: i gotta beat her to the punch
Stranger: yeah man
You: meghan deserves the respect
Stranger: you got that right
Stranger: go right now
Stranger: i'll catch you later
Stranger: tell me how it goes
You: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pumpkin pie?
Stranger: No, my name's Katie.
You: have u ever eaten ostritch>
You: ?
Stranger: Only love ones
You: Kaite
Stranger: *live
You: o nice
Stranger: u?
You: so kind of like a lion
You: are you a lion!!!
Stranger: No?
You: how are u using the computer?
You: do u know simba?
Stranger: I bought it and pay for internet service just like you
You: but your a lion
Stranger: Are you discriminating?
You: thats impossibke
Stranger: Just because I'm a lion, I'm suposed to know simba?
You: are you watching jon dore?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are u watching the jon dore television show?
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You: im on a mac dipshit
You: didnt work
You: virus free
You: fag
You: huh...
Stranger: FRUSTRATED ARE WE
Stranger: LOLOLOLOL
You: gotta problem with me
You: wanna armwrestle
Stranger: I DETECT ERROR IN 15 YEAR OLD
Stranger: ERROR
You: my dad could beat up up
Stranger: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: and your dad too
Stranger: LIL KIDS GE OFF THE INTERNET
You: hes really strong
Stranger: LOLOLOL
Stranger: LIL KIDS
Stranger: ROFL
You: likes has big muscles
Stranger: WHAT A AMERICAN FAG
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: LMAO
You: he likes cars
Stranger: ERROR IN YOUR SKILLS
Stranger: FAILURE DETECTED
Stranger: IN
Stranger: 5
You: and he errored in your mom
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 0
Stranger: .................................
You: o fuck

i suck at this but its hilarious pretty sure i just spammed this thread

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #71 on:** April 27, 2009, 01:29:54 AM »

i love how everyone on there immediately thinks youre a 14 year old boy, if you start fuckin around. dont people realize fuckin with people never gets old

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #72 on:** April 27, 2009, 01:33:43 AM »

Stranger: hi
You: hiiiiiiii
Stranger: hah
Stranger: male or female?
Stranger: im rich
Stranger: short for richard
You: female
You: in tia
Stranger: good
Stranger: tia?
You: yea
Stranger: where is that?
You: where is what?
Stranger: tia?
You: oh i meant i'm tia
You: sorry
Stranger: ahhh
You: lol
Stranger:

Stranger: its a pleasure tia
Stranger: pretty name
You: how old are you dick?
Stranger: ohhh please dont call me dick
Stranger:

Stranger: im 46
Stranger: you?
You: 31
Stranger: can u say where youre from?
Stranger: im in SC formerly from NYC
You: california
You: newport beach
Stranger: nice
Stranger: why are you here?
You: if you could be an animal for a day what would you be?
You: bored
You: and i'm high
Stranger: an animal for a day?
Stranger: hmmm
You: yes
Stranger: what are yu hi on?
You: meth and pcp
Stranger: i wish i was there
Stranger: im horny
Stranger: sex deprived
You: me too : )
Stranger: ahh
You: i just fucked my boyfriend an hour ago
Stranger: i love fucking when im hi
Stranger:

You: his dick didn't even stay hard
You: you ever do pcp?
Stranger: mire would
Stranger: if you sucked it
You: i would hope so
You: i have a bomb ass
Stranger: i did some speed
You: i even let him stick it in it
Stranger: but never crystal meth
Stranger: i havent got hi in 20 yrs
You: why?
Stranger: i was too fucked up
Stranger: mostly heroin
You: oh yeah
You: heroin is sum nasty shit
Stranger: haha
Stranger:

Stranger: truly
You: you ever get wet though?
Stranger: wet?
You: yeah
You: smoke sherm
Stranger: ??
Stranger: no
You: oh
Stranger: iv all the way
Stranger: i got hep c because of it
You: i have a weird fetish when i fuck and i'm on meth and pcp
Stranger: ohhhhh yes
You: dat shit contagious?
Stranger: i love to fuck when i speeding
You: yeah
You: i like being cut
Stranger: i almost fuckin die just before i cum
You: with glass
Stranger: i want a blow job
Stranger:

Stranger: i dont cut
You: how bogs yo dick?
Stranger: ahh norrmal
You: would you cut me?
Stranger: not huge
You: waz normal?
Stranger: i would cut you slightly and lick your blood
Stranger: taste it
You: mmm i like dat
Stranger: kiss you
Stranger: red kisses
You: i'd like to stroke your dick with my blud
Stranger: id like that
You: bite it a little
Stranger: rubbing your pussy
Stranger: what do u look like
You: being abused
Stranger: my dick is about 8"
Stranger: you want me to abuse you?
You: yeah
You: whip me
Stranger: id piss on you
You: like a horse
Stranger: tell me what u look like
You: i've been a bad little pony
Stranger: big
Stranger: small
You: i got into the oats
Stranger: white
Stranger: black
You: mexican
You: 5'4
You: big lips
You: nice tits
Stranger: tits?
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: i love tits
You: day fake
Stranger: id tie you up
You: but whuteva
You: whip me
Stranger: day look good?
You: i've been a bad pony
You: i got into the oats
Stranger: i cant get into whipping you
Stranger:

Stranger: sorry
You: and ate the apples
You: jus do it
Stranger: i want to cum
Stranger: how can i?
You: i'll make you cum
Stranger: how?
You: but you gotta give me what i want
You: now punish me
Stranger: shut the fuck up
Stranger: im smacking you
You: yeah
Stranger: pinching your nipple
You: did i make you mad?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im not mad
Stranger: i just want to hurt you
Stranger: for being bad
Stranger: i m going to piss on your belly
You: neigh
Stranger: on your tits
You: yeah
Stranger: will u cum if i whip u?
You: * tosses head and luxurious mane blows in the cool breeze*
You: yeah
Stranger: i kneeling over you
Stranger: smacking you
Stranger: your face
Stranger: hard
You: whip me with your cock!
You: make me bleed
Stranger: feel me on your belly
Stranger: my cock rubbing against you
Stranger: pinching your nipples
You: you wanna put your cock in me?
Stranger: i wish i could see u
Stranger: no i wat a blow job
Stranger: and i want to lick your pussy
You: first put it in my ass
Stranger: kneel
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
You: *kneeling*
Stranger: yeah
You: wait
Stranger: my hand in your hair
Stranger: pulling
You: put this sandpaper covered condom on then stick it in
Stranger: bitch
You: i want to bleed
Stranger: sliding my cock between your cheeks
You: yeah!
You: smooth out my colon
Stranger: dont go too sicko on me
Stranger: :p
You: sand it down baby
Stranger: hahaha
You: keep going!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea · « **Reply #73 on:** April 27, 2009, 01:41:55 AM »

You: how old are you?
Stranger: 6
You: oh thats sexy
Stranger: i have a hard on
You: i like that toddlersized shirt youre wearing
You: youre really early with that bonerbusiness
You: does you dad abuse you?
You: i mean, like...sexually
Stranger: okay this is going way too far
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that was short

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea · « **Reply #74 on:** April 27, 2009, 02:00:06 AM »

Stranger: my english is not smart
You: i see, where are you from?
Stranger: u guess
You: china
Stranger: why?
You: just guessing
Stranger: youre smart
You: are you a student?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am working , now have a rest to chat with u
You: are you a policemen, who beats up innocent people who are not happy with the goverment?
Stranger: where a u from ,your policemen are like that?
You: yes
You: they do that all the time
You: but im hiding
You: they cant find me
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: you are so fun
You: this is the only place i talk to people, because it is anonymous
You: they trace my every move
Stranger: u are a criminal
You: the interpol, fbi, mi6...they're looking
You: no, im a political activist
You: only they dont like my intentions
Stranger: u cheat me
You: but i have the very best intentions at heart
Stranger: what's u intention
You: world peace and a planet without government
You: im part of a group, we engage in political actions to change the system
You: are you interested?
Stranger: yes
You: you have to be mentally involved, physically involved and of course financially
You: but only very little money is needed to keep the revolution going
You: every member has to invest in equipment
Stranger: then?
You: in exchange you get granted unlimited access to our data.
You: our data contains knowledge. knowledge that will change the world
Stranger: then?
You: if you are a part of the movement, you will rise with us, if you choose to not be a part, you will fall. Whoever isn't our friend, is our enemy
You: simple as that
You: are you a friend?
You: i can only stay online for another 2 minutes as they will otherwise trace my IP
Stranger: like a dead organisation
You: ask for the mooraymovement
You: when the time is right, we will call you
You: thank you for believing
You: wait for our call, next week
Stranger: then? bye
You: i have to disconnect, i will call you at home next week
Stranger: u can find me?
You: the movement is proud of you
Stranger: how can u find me
You: yes, we have you adress logged.
You: we traced you
You: i ahve to leave
You: ttu soon
Stranger:

You have disconnected.

loophole · « **Reply #75 on:** April 27, 2009, 06:33:27 AM »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: u female?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
You: Stranger: are you china?
Stranger: china is a country, i am human, not country
You: hey, have you ever tried counting the exact amount of eyebrow hairs you have and multiplying it with the amount of leg hairs you have? and then adding that to the amount on hairs of your head divided by the amount of scalp in cm squared?
Stranger: u female?
You: maybe. do you like to party?
Stranger: i dont know
You: i'm 53, male from bulgaria. you?
Stranger: i'm not
You: neither.
You: i justt farted.
Stranger: why?
You: because the foul smelling gas wanted to escape.
You: would you like to smell it?
Stranger: nope
You: why not?
You: did you jsut fart?
Stranger: nope

You: haha. thats odd, i thought i smelt something funny.
You: what colour are your eyebrows?
Stranger: black
You: wonderful. so i take it you are an eyebrow model?
You: your eyebrows must be beautiful
Stranger: yes
You: how many eyebrows do you have?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 2
Stranger: maybe
You: you are not arabic.
Stranger: i am maniac
You: i'm a phsychopathic serial killer.
You: we will make excellent friends.
Stranger: yes, it's cool
You: how many people have you killed?
Stranger: 23 yet
You: mediocre. try to beat my current record of 43
You: what is your favorite method?
You: do you like to strangle? crush? freeze? dismember?
Stranger: every tima different, i have no favourite
You: i like a combination of dismemberment and head crushing.
You: it turns me on.
You: do you know where i live?
Stranger: not yet
You: i know where you live.
Stranger: it's cool
You: would you like to kill together? or kill each other?
Stranger: i dont know
You: perhaps we can do both.
You: OR
You: i could just kill you along with all the others.
You: are you a sexual predator?
Stranger: yes
You: hmmm. what do you normally pretend to be
You: my personal favorite is a 12 year old girl from california
You: i attract allot of victims this way.
You: do you like to pretend to be people? i like to pretend to be people
You: especially little girls.
Stranger: yes, little girls are amazing
You: what do you like about little girls
You: the most
Stranger: i dont know, maybe all
You: You read about the German porn king shot ten days ago--didn't you?--at 38th and 8th? He thought he was an artist and wouldn't admit that he was just a pedophile. Believe me, he had plenty of chances to come clean.
You: i dont actually like pedophiles stranger.
You: I have a highly magnified telescopic image of you.
You: what kind of device has a telescopic sight mounted on it?
Stranger: i dpnt know
You: A 30-calibre bolt-action 700 with a carbon one modification and a state-of-the-art hands-hold tactical scope.
You: And it's staring straight at you.
Stranger: uh
Stranger: cool
You: dont disconnect this conersation. you're in no position to disconnect
You: if you disconnect, i will kill you
You: At this range, the exit wound ought to be about the size of a small tangerine.
Stranger: don't kill me
You: do you know what a tangering is stranger?
Stranger: no
You: It's not in your best interest to disconnect me...
Stranger: yes
You: I would like you to google search tangerine
Stranger: go
You: do you know where i am?
You: There are hundred of windows out there. Why don't you check them out?
You: goodbye.
You have disconnected.

Hola · « **Reply #76 on:** April 27, 2009, 07:15:08 AM »

i had such a long conversation with a couple, and they sent me fucked up pictures of her tits and her sucking his dick, heres a snippet::

"You: fucked her in the ass?
Stranger: she wants it
Stranger: she just doesnt know it yet
You: she wants it?!?!?!
Stranger: its been years
You: oh shit
You: you got me
You: hey bitch
You: make sure its clean
Stranger: she was high as fuck one time and asked me to do it
You: oh
You: then??
Stranger: what the fuck do you think happened
You: you fucking put it in her ass!
Stranger: she was farting cum for the next hour
You: FUCK YEA
Stranger: she just tried to make me not type that
Stranger: its so funny
Stranger: shes cracking up
You: \bitch!
You: you know it happened!"

SHOULD I POST THE PICTURES??? i dont wanna save that shit to my computer, but if you wanna see then ok

Bipsmound · « **Reply #77 on:** April 27, 2009, 07:26:29 AM »

^^^^^Yes post pics fuck.

This site is gonna time burgal my ass hard.

You: Wassup fool.
Stranger: nothing much fooool
Stranger: just listening to som music
Stranger: u?
You: What are you listening to?
Stranger: hip hop
You: DAMN SON THAT"S THE REAL SHIT
Stranger: GZA Genius
You: FUCK YEAH\
You: WUTANG IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PIECE
Stranger: nice taste
You: SMOKE SOME BLUNTZ GET WILD
You: You like to get wet, nigga?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: who doesnt
You: MY NIGGA!!!
You: Yo, you wanna hit o this kush?
You: Fresh from the Rawbertson stash.
Stranger: sure just email me that shit up
You: Yeah yeah, hold that shit in.
Stranger: how often do u get high
You: EVERY DAMN DAY NIGGA
You: SHIT IM ZOOTED OUT MY TREE RIGHT NOW!
Stranger: i wish i could say the same bro
Stranger: im allllll out
You: Where do you reprezent?
Stranger: Australia
You: FUCK YA ABROGINIE NIGGAS ALL UP IN THAT PIECE
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: where u from man
You: MOTHERFUCKIN INDO CHINA WORLDWIDE DUSTED KIDS
You: For real, Conneticuit.
You: Shit, I spelt it wrong.
You: So, them abroginie niggas be gettin wild with gangs over there?
You: Shootin some poison darts out they diggerie doos?
Stranger: nah man where all pretty chilled out
Stranger: so whats happening in Conneticui apart from getting high
You: In the Cut we rollin.
You: Play kick the can and shit.
Stranger: sick
You: Stickball is some real nigga shit.
Stranger: how do u play that shit
You: How come them white rastas from Australia always be stinkin up the hostels with they bagpackin ass?
Stranger: yah were pretty fuckin wild us Aussies
You: What's up with all the nasty dreadlocks?
You: You like that Russel Crowe nigga?
Stranger: yeh hes pretty rad
You: FUCK THAT NIGGA
You: I"D STRAIGHT DUST HIS HEAD BEAUTIFUL MIND STYLE
Stranger: ya recon man
You: HE"D BE TRYIN TO COME UP FOR AIR AND I"D BE ALL SUCK THAT DUSTY DICK
You: What's his band called, 100 foot boner or something?
Stranger: man russel crowe dont have no band
You: Sure he does, he's on some Bruce Willis shit.
You: RETURN OF BRUNO NIGGA
You: You down with Rasputin?
Stranger: nah
You: FO REAL?
You: That nigga was on some twizted Russian shit.
You: Possessin niggas, bangin some anastasia, ill shit.
You: How many girls you banged?
Stranger: 0 bro
You: ZERO NIGGA
Stranger: thats right im a motherfukin virgin
Stranger: u ?
You: You need some dick medicine to get that shit rocked?
You: I bang virgins like you for breakfast nigga
Stranger: im sure u bang virgins but u aint evea fucked a virgin like me man
You: So, what's the hold up? Why no chitty chitty bang bang?
You: You got pubes nigga?
Stranger: yeh man im 17
You: 17 FUCK
You: Get on that.
Stranger: i know man
You: Here's what you do, ready?
Stranger: i got to get some game
You: You want tips nigga?
You: My nigga?
Stranger: yeh man
Stranger: i need all the fukin help i can get
You: Allright. First, cut off ya stanky ass dreads.
You: Get some gel and spike that shit razor.
You: I'm talkin frosty ass tips.
You: Next, throw out ya flip flops.
Stranger: for real?
You: FOR REAL NIGGA
You: Get some motherfuckin leather boots. KNEE HIGH PRINCE KIT SON!
You: Crushed velvet is ill, maybe red leather for a night out.
You: Next. Get a deep V-neck t-shirt.
You: A V so deep, it goes down to yo tip.
You: That be lettin the ladies know where the nature trail be takin them.
You: You writin this down nigga?
Stranger: man your writing it down
Stranger: im taking it in
You: SOAK THAT SHIT UP SON
Stranger: damn right
Stranger: anything ales?
Stranger: apart from what to wear
You: Now, hit that club hard. Roll in fast and furious, no fuck that. TOO FAST TOO FURIOUS.
You: Go up to a biddie, drop that pill in her drink, and pile the fuck out of that piece.
You: DONE
Stranger: respect man
You: VIRGINITY KILLED
Stranger: fuck yeh
Stranger: is that how u did it bro
You: Fuck yes my nigger.
You: I gotta drop a serious deuce.
You: I'm out of here nigga.
Stranger: cya bro i owe u big
You: YES YOU DO
You have disconnected.

loophole · « **Reply #78 on:** April 27, 2009, 07:27:27 AM »

i keep finding pretty girls on here. there's one who lives in holland- where i'll be for the summer.
to the people who use this, you can agree- you can tell when they're legit or not. this one is pretty solid.

is it wrong to want to meet her? fuck this is so odd

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #79 on:** April 27, 2009, 08:18:28 AM »

Haha this is fun to do. Why do I feel bad if I make fun of someone?
I´m too kind.

loophole · « **Reply #80 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:36:45 AM »

yeah, i was thinking about that (inaccurate, and most likely culture-bound) statistic. i've always thought it was weird and desperate. but is it really?

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea · « **Reply #81 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:55:01 AM »

Quote from: loophole on April 27, 2009, 07:27:27 AM

i keep finding pretty girls on here. there's one who lives in holland- where i'll be for the summer.
to the people who use this, you can agree- you can tell when they're legit or not. this one is pretty solid.

is it wrong to want to meet her? fuck this is so odd

Is she from Rotterdam and her name Monica? Cause I talked to a Monica from Rotterdam. If its her, no dont meet up, shes 16...oh wait, 16 is legal right?

Bipsmound · « **Reply #82 on:** April 27, 2009, 10:18:56 AM »

Shit, I'm already addicted.

Stranger: Hi there
You: Yes yall.
Stranger: Im Nik
You: I am 87 years young.
You: My name is alberto ricardo stoffapoupolous.
Stranger: Im greek toooo
You: I learn to use computer at retirement home.
Stranger: \o/
You: We greeks are cool.
Stranger: Im Nikkolas Papoulias
Stranger: Im from Thessaloniki]
Stranger: and you
You: Niko, my friend.
You: I am in Athens.
Stranger: coolllllllllll
You: You like the old time Greek sex?
Stranger:
Αγαπώ την Αθήνα]
You: You know. The old man and the boy.
Stranger:

?
Stranger: sorry???
Stranger: you're kidding with me
You: You like it to be my young lover?
Stranger: gonna fuck yourself
You: I would buy you nice things, Niko.
Stranger: asshole
You: I don't want to die alone.
Stranger:
Αγ
Stranger:
Αγαπώ
Stranger: την Αθήν
You: My computer, it's old like me, it does not show those characters.
You: Niko, my lover. Come to Athens.
Stranger: gonna fuck yourself
You: I will show you the ancient beauty of our culture.
You: We can explore together, our bums, yes?
Stranger: you is not Greek, you are a liar
Stranger: how old r u
You: I'm a greek! I like it the gyros.
You: 87 years.
Stranger: tell me the true
You: Niko, that is the true!
Stranger:
Greeks at this age cant write the own name
You: Please believe or they take it my computer away.
You: I am strong!
Stranger: Greeks never speak English at this age
You: I have gone funny in my head.
You: They say I'm senile, I don't remember the greek as good.
Stranger: you are a lousy impostor
You: But I like it the gyros!
You: Greek salad! It's a very nice.
Stranger: try to be more convicent asshole
You: Olives?
You: We greeks are cool.
Stranger: who is the Greek president?
You: I am.
You: Did you vote for me?
Stranger:
you must be a jerk to English teenager who barely know anything about Greece
Stranger: you're so stupid and jerk
You: I know everything about greece, I just forget it.
You: I go poo in the golden age and Aristotle likes to fart.
Stranger: you're a virgin that no woman wants
You: I am strong greek lover.
You: But, I like it the boys. They are my weakness.
Stranger: I have 14 years old only
You: Mama mia!
Stranger: gonna fuck yourself asshole
You: Niko, you are so mean to me.
You: Will you change my diaper, Niko?
Stranger: was what I wanted to hear
You: Yay! Changing time! Changing time!
Stranger: i found your computer's IP asshole
You: I had a big one today for you, Niko.
Stranger: hahahahhahahahahahahhahahah
You: My IP? I put my IP in your IP and we P together!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #83 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:17:19 AM »

Quote from: loophole on April 27, 2009, 07:27:27 AM

i keep finding pretty girls on here. there's one who lives in holland- where i'll be for the summer.
to the people who use this, you can agree- you can tell when they're legit or not. this one is pretty solid.

is it wrong to want to meet her? fuck this is so odd

i feel the same exact way about my aformentioned chick, like wtf am i doing i met this girl on some random website, and she live on the other side of the world, yet i still want to meet her and stay in contact with her.

king diamond · « **Reply #84 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:16:15 PM »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: tits or gtfo
Stranger: i mean hey
You: no you don't
Stranger: yes i do
You: that is all people want
You: to see my tits
Stranger: the first was a typo
You: i don't believe you
Stranger: wait you have tits?
You: who doesn't have tits
Stranger: most people on this website
You: really?
You: i have tits
Stranger: unless they're really fat
You: do people show you?
Stranger: haha no
You: then why ask
Stranger: i was just wondering
Stranger: but you do
Stranger: that's cool
You: i guess
You: tits are pretty common
You: i even have two of them
Stranger: not for guys
Stranger: haha
You: and a penis
You: full package
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: why?
You: i was born with it
Stranger: interesting
You: hold on i have to poop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #85 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:19:22 PM »

OMG I just read the N WORD!

OGSavon · « **Reply #86 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:28:11 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: holy shit
You: today is my lucky day
Stranger: Your on Dateline NBC.
You: wow
You: fucking yes
Stranger: Please, would you care to explain yourself?
You: well i come here with word from Vov
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #88 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:35:51 PM »

http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=ks42snihxtagtv53dn6skzf6anwzmo

Doctor Newton · « **Reply #89 on:** April 27, 2009, 08:38:32 PM »

Stranger: Why can't you be Gary?
Stranger: :c
You: gary?
You: the cat?
Stranger: I like Gary coleman
You: chyea
You: what about muggsy bogues
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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