Omegle

[CigaretteBeer]

I found this site where you get to chat with complete strangers and its really great http://omegle.com/

I've had two conversations so far


Stranger: what is a female?
You: a person with a vagina
You: usually breasts too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi there
You: howdy partner
You: do you like horses?
Stranger: yeah, i dont own one but yeah. i guess you?
You: yeah i love horses
You: my uncle has one
You: i rode it once but i wasn't very good at it
Stranger: where are you from
You: his wife yelled at me because i wasn't steering the horse properly
You: then a month later it bucked her off and she broke her spleen
You: california
Stranger: oh no way, same, what part?
You: san diego
You: you?
Stranger: oh i live in LA count
Stranger: county**
Stranger: m or f
You: muffins or fruit?
Stranger: male or femal
Stranger: female*
You: i don't think muffins or fruits have genders...
Stranger: your fucking regular you dumb fucking twat
You: you're not very good at spelling. how could you make these accusations of me being a "twat" that suffers from retardation and dumbness  when you don't know the difference between the words "your" and you're"?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Post up your convos! 

[sage]

I gave it a shot. I don't think I'm good at it.

You: Sup
Stranger: Evening
Stranger: playing wow, u ?
You: talking to a wow nerd
Stranger: cool,who is he ?
You: idk calls himself "stranger"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pelican]

Hahaha i love this shit


You: ey
Stranger: sup
You: n'uttin much homie, playin wit ma clit a lil
Stranger: creep
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[CigaretteBeer]

You: hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: how r u ?
You: not bad
Stranger: :x
Stranger: why ?
You: i'm listening to the beach boys pet sounds
You: because their sweet sounds are soothing my soul
You: do you dig that album?
Stranger: not ' o.O
Stranger: where you from ?
You: california
Stranger: boy or girl ?
You: wanna pretend we're two strangers riding on the bus?
You: neither
You: i'm a man!
Stranger: what you age ?
You: 25
You: are you a male or a female?
Stranger: Oh ' ;x
Stranger: female .
You: oh cool
You: how many years has it been since you were shot out of the vagina?
Stranger: how ?
Stranger: sorry , but ...
Stranger: BYE BYE '
Stranger: kisses .
You: whoa look at that homeless man!
You: he just got on the bus!
You: he's pulling his dick out!
Stranger: bye bye '
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doctor Newton]

You: do you like art
Stranger: like paintings?
You: any art
Stranger: i like to read
Stranger: i love music
Stranger: not into painting
Stranger: s
You: i dont really paint
Stranger: the met just bored me
You: i take pics of myself for artistic expression and make dry erase board art and i make lots of music
You: http://www.myspace.com/blindmind91
Stranger: i make loads of music too
Stranger: but my myspace isnt up yet
You: i put my discography up on a blog
You: and on my pics i have so much art
You: real art
You: the art i make is once in a lifetime like bob dylan
You: the world owes me you know?
You: it is a privelidge for them
Stranger: i hope youre joking
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: nothin against your pics
Stranger: but once in a lifetime?
Stranger: youre comparing yourself to bob dylan here
Stranger: cmon now
You: yes, as once in a lifetime as anton newcombe
Stranger: lets show some restraint here
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: i mean, youre saying that your stuff is completely indivdual and totally new and masterful
You: it is there for the world to appreciate, nevermind what the ignorant ones think, i make this, real art, true art, the best art and i give it to the world
Stranger: wow
You: it is, it is as once in a millenium as bob marley man
Stranger: ok, youre comparing yourself to bob marley?
You: i have friends that go to cafes in france and they tell me my art is great
You: friends in sweden and norway who understand the art
Stranger: whos spiritual songs of love and healing galvanized and healed the world??
Stranger: look, bro, im not saying your bad
You: i have a book called here come the party people, you should check it out and check out Keep Music Evil - google it man
Stranger: but if youre the equal of dylan and newcombe youd think youd be a household name by now
You: I have over 700 friends on myspace and post on nearly every message board on the internet
Stranger: that doesnt make you a good artist
You: i am interviewed on blogs and people appreciate the art
Stranger: that just makes you a good social networker
You: any my music, they love it
You: they tell me so
Stranger: once again, this doesnt make you the equal of people like bob dylan
You: compare me to R.E.M.
You: they do
You: it's once in a life time, as is bob dylan that's all i can really say to explain the correlation
Stranger: maybe they say "like rem, your art is oblique"
Stranger: thats fair
Stranger: bob dylan brought poetry to popular music!
Stranger: youre saying that your paintings and songs on your myspace are the equal of the guy
You: go to my mypspace, click pics, then go to the Tops album
Stranger: who made room for social critique
Stranger: and pain
You: look at page one alone
You: i am the great artist of our time
Stranger: in popular muisc
Stranger: oh, i get it
Stranger: youre trolling me
Stranger: shit
Stranger: i bit hard, didnt i
You: what?
Stranger: youre saying this jokingly, to make me mad, right?
You: listen, you don't have to love my art but it and i both love you regardless and i love everyone on this earth and thats why i give the art to the people
Stranger: do you actually believe you are the great artist of our time?
You: i didnt say the all time greatest, but i am a* great
You: i am told so
Stranger: look, its not that i dont like your stuff
Stranger: but you need to deflate your head a bit here
Stranger: alright
Stranger: wait
Stranger: ill look at your tops album
Stranger: one second
You: thank you
Stranger: listening to here comes the party people
You: Good, you will see the art that is me
You: I have over 2500 photos in just the my photos album, people click through all the pages just to view this art
Stranger: quantity does not equal quality
Stranger: but i havent seen tops yet
Stranger: so wait
Stranger: my computer is really slow
You: there is an album called tops
You: check out this from the my photos album
You: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=206906035&albumID=436885&imageID=12787435
You: this art is for you man, for everyone
You: i am the great rock and roll artist
You: i love all people so i give to them the art
Stranger: thats not art
Stranger: thats just a picture of you in a mirror
Stranger: with quotes comparing you to salvador dali
Stranger: lets see
Stranger: youre...raising your hand to your temple
Stranger: you have a bad moustache and a weird smile
You: it is a privelidge for you, you can't convince the rock and roll artist that the art is not great art it is beauty
Stranger: hmm...that must signify something!
You: this is a privelidge for you. dumb shit.
Stranger: youre calling ME a dumb shit?
You: nevermind what you say about wintersox
Stranger: you are seriously the most pretentios asshole ive ever met
Stranger: oh my GOD
Stranger: what are you, da vinci?
You: I post my stuff on every message board I find, I give back to the world
You: the world owes me the respect i have earned
Stranger: oh, yeah, thats giving back to the world
You: i make art with words such as R.E.M.brandt that blow peoples minds
You: Anton Newcombe appreciates me, and he is a wonderful, beautiful human
You: a god among men
You: people talked shit on van gogh, and they talk shit on me
You: but what you dont realize is you and all the ignorant ones are missing out on a once in a lifetime thing
You: it is like closing your ears to bobby dylan
You: i am the great wintersox, i am the star in my movie you are just a stand in
Stranger: r.e.mbrandt?
You: see, your head exploded
Stranger: youre obviously joking
Stranger: youre a troll
Stranger: and a pretty good one
Stranger: you got me
Stranger: funny
Stranger: hah
Stranger: have a nice day
Stranger: you win
Stranger: asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Just Green Enough]

Stranger: Yo Yo
You: what's up?
You: do you like yo yos?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: i mean, do you like yo yos?
Stranger: i say hi with yo yo
Stranger: just saying that
You: so you don't like yo yos?
You: http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/xzibit-yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-yoyos.jpg
Stranger: piss off
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Doctor Newton]

Stranger: sup niggah
You: Hi, I'm wintersox
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: whats ur name?
You: wintersox
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: do you like art?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WINTERSOX: MOTHERFUCKER VIEW THIS THREAD BECAUSE I JUST GOT YOU A THREESOME.  Probably with 50 year old dudes, but fuck man, I did what I could for you.  Her email is there for you.  You owe me glittersox, this is a privilege for you.

ou: Hi
Stranger: I <3 hitler
Stranger:
You:
You: what's up
Stranger: Nothing. Chilling, watch TV
You: what are you watchin
Stranger: lost
You: I'm just making some more art for the world
You: cool man
Stranger: nice
You: or woman, idk which
Stranger: woman
You: do you like art?
Stranger: yeah
You: would you like to see mine
Stranger: sure ^_^
You: mypsace/blindmind91
Stranger: kay, hold on
You: my pictures albums are full of great art, i have a published book and some nice blogs...i am told i am the great rock and roll artist of our time by friends on mine in France
You: okay
You: myspace/blindmind91...I typed it wrong the first time
Stranger: I got it ^_^
You: I make it for you, for the whole world
Stranger: Me
Stranger: Its my bithday today
You: yes, of course you
You: everyday is enjoyed as if it is the day of birth because in my world i surround myself with so much art that life becomes so enjoyable that I lose track of what sadness and despair feel like
You: I have to distance myself and intermingle with common people to gain perspective
Stranger: Thats deep
You: i make the great art, music, and spread love to the world
You: it is a once in a life time thing, like bob dylan
Stranger: god I love Bob Dylan
You: just as they talked shit on van gogh, they talk shit on me, but they fail to realize not opening their eyes to the work of the great artist is the same as it would have been to close your ears to bob dylan
Stranger: As much as I would like to continue this conversation, I must leave
You: but i digress, many of the world love me, rightfully, because i earn their respect by giving my art to the people
You: i love you
Stranger: I love you too
You: thank you
Stranger:
Stranger: Keep making art, you are beautiful
You: how will i ever speak to you again
You: thank you kind soul
Stranger: ^_^ good bye forever
You: i am inspired to take 500 more pictures because of you
You: i will post them on myspace
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: ^_^
You: i live in indiana
You: and i want that ass
You: hit up ya boi wintersox
You: bitches dont know bout my art
You: i love you again...
Stranger: I love you too
You: mmm
Stranger: forever
You: please please do not leave
You: this has been too special
Stranger: Okay
You: as once in a decade as bob marley
Stranger: [email protected]
You: =) i have become bonercox
You: wow
You: i can imagine the beauty you possess
Stranger: Thank you
You: woudl you rather me fap to thoughts of you, or to my own art
Stranger: Both
You: okay
Stranger: Fap away
You: can anton newcombe join
You: he is my idol
Stranger: Yes
You: who is your idol
Stranger: I dont really have an idol, I like my own thoughts and ideals
You: do you have a myspace
Stranger: Yeah, but I dont add people on omegle
You: but i am the great artist, and want to take you to the universe i exist in
Stranger: What is this universe like?
You: it is beautiful, i paint what i see with markers on my dry erase board and document it to myspace and various message boards...all message boards i can find to spread the love so i can make the world better
You: it is a privelidge for the world, i earned their respect long ago
Stranger: iiiii loooovvvvvvvvee paiiinnntiiinng
Stranger: That was my friend
You: tell her we threesome on the morrow
Stranger: Your universe sounds amazing
You: it is amazing
You: i turn indiana into this wonderful place
You: and share what can be shared from it to the world through the internet
Stranger: cool
You: and through my book, Here come the Party People
Stranger: I must go now.
You: I will email you, I love you
Stranger: I love you too
Stranger: and so does my friend
You: one more question
Stranger: kay
You: if you go, can you leave your friend here...If I can't talk to you I would like to talk to someone who knows you
You: I want to give you both art, as gifts
You: from I, wintersox
Stranger: Well, wintersox, I cant. We are going to a movie and it starts in a little bit D: so bye bye
You: add my myspace
Stranger: I will think about it
Stranger:
You: but...
You: your friend, you, i....threesome
You: we need it
Stranger: We do, we do
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye bye
You: nooooooooooo
You: i must marry you both
Stranger: Dont make me sad. Email me
You: okay
Stranger: Kay
You: i love you, goodbye sweet soul
Stranger: I love you too, good bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[starvingrobot]

For some reason, I'm getting stuck with strangers with high ass tolerances.  The convos go on forever with me being an asshole.

First one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hai thar.
You: whudddup!
You: this is my first time
Stranger: Me too
You: yessss
Stranger: Well, I did try once before, but kept getting same guy :x
Stranger: kept asking for asl xD
You: really, how do you know you were talking to the same guy?
You: oh, i'm gonna keep this real
Stranger: huh?
You: and not wanna know what you are
Stranger: Does any of us know what we are? Who are we to decide?
You: well, YOU could decide, and tell ME
Stranger: Hmm, so if I decide to be your mother, I can be?
You: I cause i meant more along the lines of "who"
Stranger: Well WHO are YOU?
You: you mean, i should be telling you my asl?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I didnt ask where you live, if you were male or female, or how old you are
Stranger: just 'who' you are
You: I'M A TAZERED FAT WIZARD WITH A TINY DICK
Stranger: Why not use a spell to enlarge it to greater proportions?
You: SO IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M SCREAMING IT
Stranger: What is it?
You: WHAT IS WHAT? MY TINY DICK?
You: oh man i am so confused
Stranger: You started it?
You: are you a dude or a chick?
Stranger: Guess?
You: well if i knew any dude that did lil faces like that, i'd probably wanna stay away from him
Stranger: Why's that?
You: okay, so you're a dude
Stranger: Why's that?
You: THIS BLOWS
You: I WAS TOLD TO COME HERE
Stranger: Kay
Stranger: Sucks to be yew
Stranger: Want a cookie?
Stranger: No
You: WHY IS THAT
Stranger: No cookie for you
Stranger: You get no cookie cause you don't need anymore cookies, cause you're fat!
Stranger: Lol, you chubby person you
You: OH GREAT YOU MUST LIVE WITH 25 CATS AND KNIT ALL DAMN DAY
You: EITHER THAT OR BE 12 YEARS OLD AND A FEMALE
You: OTHERWISE I FEEL BAD FOR YOU
You: SUCKKKINNN AT MAKING FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Stranger: Well I 'do' love my cats. And I have knitted once, but it was required for the class
You: NAILED IT
Stranger: Besides, at least my grammar is sexy, too much grammar to knit.
You: LOL WUT
Stranger: You just use caps cause it probably makes it easier to fap to this convo
You: HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT 'FAP' MEANS
Stranger: *fapfapfap* lawlz
You: do you drink alcohol?
Stranger: u th1nk I cant sp33k 1337?
Stranger: On occasion
You: what is your fav drink?
Stranger: Golden Lager
Stranger: tastes like mouthwash, but mmmm, mouthwash
You: who makes that
Stranger: Egh, I gotta remember, was at a friends when I had it and I was drunk xD
You: you drink mouthwash, that is effed
You: migillicutties is bomb
You: and that tastes like mouthwash
Stranger: never heard of it
You: i prob spelled it alll effed up
You: it's like 60 proof mint schnapps
Stranger: sounds yummy
Stranger: ill have to look for it
You: if you're a mouthwash drinker, then yes definitely
Stranger: at least my mouth feels clean when I drink xD
You: so how old are you?
Stranger: how old are YOU?
You: ughhhhhhhhh fine
You: 23
Stranger: ouch, you beat me. :c
You: know you go
Stranger: 3+4+2+2+5+1
Stranger: almost 3+4+2+2+5+1+1 tho
You: what the fuck is that
You: i'm not doing math right now
Stranger:
Stranger: its addition, you learned it when you were 6
You: what, 17?
Stranger: congratulations, you can count
You: no, i can add!
Stranger: touche
You: i feel weird now
Stranger: why?
You: i can't be doing this, chris hansen will get me
You have disconnected.

[sergioflorez]

i gave this a shot, but the stranger went off on a tangent

Stranger: i love bibble
You: what the fuck is bibble?
Stranger: HOLY GOD
Stranger: female
Stranger: mandrin languange i say
You: taiwan?
Stranger: yes
You: taipei?
Stranger: taizhong
Stranger: HOLY GOD
Stranger: say sometjing about u
Stranger: 你看得懂吗？
Stranger: PRETESTANT
Stranger: pretestant exactly
Stranger: i don't know the different
Stranger: IN GOD WE TRUST
Stranger: I HAVE MY LESSON SORRY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pelican]

I just talked to some 15 year old kid in florida who's already in college, it was actually kind of interesting.

[starvingrobot]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: well hellloooo
You: i am from da internetz
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: the internetz is no place..
You: yes it be!
You: fucker!!!
You: i will own you
You: and disable your body powerz
You: and love powerz
Stranger: PNOWned!

[Cheapboarder]

dang it... dudes get stage fright on this site.

[McGarngle]

pretty disapointing conversation:
Stranger: hello
You: why hello
Stranger: f or m?
You: t
Stranger: sexy!!!!!!!
You: thank you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cheapboarder]

I am getting better

You: Hello mate
Stranger: Hello baby
You: was up
Stranger: asl
You: 22 male CA
Stranger: you fat?
You: im chubby down there
Stranger: yesh
You: asl?
Stranger: 21 girl LA
Stranger: u want me?
Stranger: i want u
You: kinda, but i get killer bitches all the time
Stranger: i am 2222
Stranger: dun worry
Stranger: i do anythin
You: your probably some ginger bitch with a fat clit
Stranger: dam u meen
You: not really im just truthful
Stranger: ok u want me or not
You: kinda
You: give me some info
Stranger: huge tits
You: sure...
You: A's or man boobs?
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: u stupid
You: you were born one?
Stranger: yea
You: dope
Stranger: u don no how to do dis
You: my first sexual exprice was with this tranny
You: pretty dope head
Stranger: i am to
You: cool
You: you give great dome?
Stranger: PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM ME
Stranger: I WANT UR HYPOTENUSE
You: i dont do algreba
Stranger: I WANT UR DIAMETER
You: 7.53
Stranger: GEOMETRY STUPID
You: with a radius of 2
Stranger: INCHES
Stranger: jk
Stranger: i'm a guy
Stranger: hahaaha
You: o rly?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'm smart don't worry
You: sure...?
Stranger: and i'm not anything i told you
You: yup
Stranger: my friends and i are messing with people
You: you got man boobs?
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: gross
You: you hot?
Stranger: wtf?
You: how big is your dick?
You: radius
Stranger: you're a little creepy
Stranger: not gonna lie
You: nah im just interested now
Stranger: well I'M NOT
Stranger: UR regular
Stranger: WAIt
You: what the matter?
Stranger: DOWN SYNDROME
Stranger: FUCK
You: i got all nessarcy chomes
Stranger: I HAVE TOURETTS
You: really?
Stranger: FUCK
You: tell me some hot shit
Stranger: SHIT
You: yes!
You: more
Stranger: youre gay
Stranger: and it's creeping me out
You: how?
You: you like creepy?
Stranger: you like being creepy?
Stranger: because you are
Stranger: and i'm not gay
Stranger: fag
You: sometimes when im alone on the internet
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: FAGGT
Stranger: UR SOOOOO WHITE
You: as in a bundle of twigs
Stranger: NO
You: i can fit that in my asshole
Stranger: BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY
You: no because im special
Stranger: AND I'M NOT GAY
Stranger: HO
You: im might be gay
You: BRO
Stranger: well
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no touretts
Stranger: you're stupid
You: lets agree to disagree
Stranger: i don't have touretts
Stranger: i'm not 21
You: sure
Stranger: i'm not from la
You: you aren't
Stranger: i am a guy
You: dope
Stranger: east coast
Stranger: sorry, faggot
You: cool
Stranger: ok you're boring
You: you wear flannel?
Stranger: why, are you a transvestite
Stranger: WAIT I KNOW
Stranger: BOTH

[Pelican]

I thought this would be funny but it just got way too creepy

You: gay?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no
You: damsn
You: jk
Stranger: ?
You: i'm a pretty girl
You: talk dirty to me
Stranger: want me fuck u?
You: haha
You: yes
Stranger: mmmm, my dick is growing now
You: how big is it
Stranger: because u are a pretty girl
Stranger: very big and strong
You: i have big boobs and blonde hair
Stranger: and long
Stranger: so good
You: what are you going to do to me?
Stranger: we can play titfuck
You: how about a little forplay first?
Stranger: long deep kiss
You: your tongue is so slime
Stranger: and touch u body very softly
Stranger: yes
You: reach down my panties
Stranger: slowly down
Stranger: and suck u nipple
You: my nipples are getting hard
Stranger: lick up u nipple
You: fuck me!
Stranger: my hands touch u arse
You: then what
Stranger: do u want me fuck u with my harder dick or my tongue first
You: DICK
Stranger: ok, open u legs
Stranger: and let u pussy up
Stranger: my hard dick fucking in now
Stranger: the dick slide in very soon
Stranger: the dick start working
Stranger: it slide in and out
Stranger: fuck u pussy harder and harder
You: you realise i'm on my period when you pull out and there's blood everywhere
You: you begin to puke and then i piss in your mouth
You: and i fuck you with a strap on until your asshole bleeds
You: then i call the cops and tell them i'm only 16
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: OH NO
You: the cops come in and billy club your faggot ass
You: and you cry like a baby girl as they force you to suck their fat baby dicks
Stranger: oh no
You: then i shoot you in the head with a .22
You: now what, Bitch?
Stranger: and than the cops began to fuck u
Stranger: one dick in u mouth
Stranger: on dick in u pussy
You: you pervert you're fucking dead
Stranger: one dick in u asshole
You have disconnected.

[sage]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 15 female brazil - i have big chasts
You: you have big chasts?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i not have cam
Stranger: you have cam?
You: how big are your chasts
Stranger: big
Stranger: very
Stranger: big
You: big cause you're fat?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am a sexy girl
Stranger: very sexy
You: have you met Vov yet?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i need suck
You: you sucked Vov?
Stranger: yes now
Stranger: on cam on msn
Stranger: now
Stranger: you have cam?
You: no but lets talk about vov
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cheapboarder]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: meow
Stranger: rawr
You: ah
You: you scared me
Stranger:
You: you like kittens?
Stranger: yeaah
You: what is your favorite color?
Stranger: black
You: those also scare me
You: aren't those bad luck?
Stranger: i had a black cat who was born on halloween, and died on halloween
You: ekk!
You: nvm this one is cute http://www.shadowlawncattery.com/Solid-Black-Siberian-kitten.jpg
You: im sorry about your cat
You: what was his name
Stranger: spooky
You: haha that is soooooooooo cute!
You: i have a black cat named roscoe
You: he scares me
Stranger: lol
You: he is a fat boss
You: and he looks like rick ross
You: you listen to rap?
Stranger: naah
You: what you listen to techno ?
Stranger: some of it, but i mainly listen to rock/heavy metal stuff like that
Stranger: I'm like "emo"
You: yikes that is sad to hear... you cut?
Stranger: when things get really bad, i nearly died once =/
You: damn, it gives you a high right? feels really good
You: well that reminds me of this time i took xanax
You: i took at least 10 capsules
Stranger: sometimes, but i felt really bad after cuz i heard that my bf had tried killing himself cuz he thought he lost me =/
You: it could be worse, I work up for a overdose and my liver was gone
You: my dad paid thousands to get me a new one
Stranger: wow.
You: super pissed
You: that inst the worst
You: I had to get a abortion
Stranger: same.
Stranger: i got raped and got pregnant =/
You: yeah sucks right
You: im glad im wasn't awake
Stranger: but like, i'm only 12 so i had to get an abortion
You: oh dear you poor young thing
Stranger: wanna add me on MSN? cuz i gotta go now.
You: nah
You: thanks for talking with me
You: have a good life
Stranger: you too.
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

good I hope that was an awesome troll

[starvingrobot]

I keep getting people from Brazil too.  I keep bringing up Rodrigo Teixiera, I guess that name is also a famous musician and they don't all really like anal.

[Doctor Newton]

I got the Brazilians and stage fright people and all that too.  I talked to some young people claiming they skate and then they would own themselves so bad it would get boring.  I also just argued forever with a kid trying to show him the light on why he can't use Lil Wayne's financial success / sales to justify him being "impressive" or "good."  I owned him effortlessly forever (no pride in that since he was probably 15), and then sealed the deal when he got mad and disconnected.

Thanks for introducing me to this.  Such a good time killer.

[pube tube]

Stranger: hi
You: FUCK YOU!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Watson]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hows it going>
You: Good, do you know what the Slap Boards are?
Stranger: no
Stranger: what are they?
You: Do you like skateboarding?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i never did it
You: But you don't like it?
Stranger: well i tried a few times
Stranger: but it didn't interest me
Stranger: do you like it?
You: Okay, but like how do you feel about it in general?
You: Besides not wanting to do it?
You: Yeah I fuckin love it.
Stranger: i think it looks like fun
You: It is.
Stranger: it doesn't bother me
Stranger: except when people get in the way on the sidewalk
You: Well the Slap Boards is this message board, and there was a thread about this website.
Stranger: oh i see
You: Slap Boards is pretty tight, everyone on it is an asshole.
Stranger: what do you like about it?
You: People tell dirty stories, and it's really funny.
You: And people make fun of skateboard-famous people that they don't know mercilessly.
Stranger: hmm
You: Doesn't that sound like fun?
Stranger: nope

[Mark Snappleyard]

Stranger: hi
You: Want to play paper, scissors, rock?
Stranger: sure!
You: 1,2,3 shoot!
You: rock
Stranger: paper.
You: FUCK!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: you sir
Stranger: two sir
Stranger: no sir
Stranger: more sir
Stranger: ?
You: sir up?
Stranger: hellz yeah
You: sir kiss?
Stranger: sir up
Stranger: sir no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi.
You: I have some questions for you.
Stranger: shoot
You: Would you rather fight a Polar Bear or a Tiger Shark?
Stranger: like which is more extreme?
You: Which would you choose to fight.
Stranger: polar bear
You: They're endangered you asshole.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CigaretteBeer]

I was talking to this cool chinese guy and thought this was comical

You: what's your name?
Stranger: tony
Stranger: my chinese name is 王 敬
Stranger: wang jing
Stranger: wang is the family name
You: tony wang jing?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Tony is just my english and german name
You: ohhh
Stranger: 王（wang）is now the largest family name in china
You: so your first name is wang?
Stranger: more than 7000 0000 people have this family name
Stranger: no
Stranger: wang is the last name
You: ohhh
Stranger: but we put it in front ,different from you do

[Watson]

This shit is unreal! Most addicting website ever!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Gumballs.
Stranger: lollypops
You: Unicorns.
Stranger: umbrellas
You: Uteri
Stranger: ball bags
You: butt cheeks
Stranger: jugs
You: eskimo kisses
Stranger: butterfly kisses
You: precious moments
Stranger: baby cakes'
You: baby makin'
Stranger: yeah baby
You: rape
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mark Snappleyard]

I just keep having copies of this conversation

Stranger: shhhhhhh
You: (we must be quiet)
Stranger: all right
Stranger: but why
You: (we're secrets)
Stranger: what is the secret
You: (you)
You: (me)
Stranger: m not a secret
You: (I am, you'll never know me)
Stranger: where do u live
You have disconnected.

I cannot, will not, stop thinking that this is a hilarious thing to do.

[grimcity]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Cheers!
You: First timer here.
Stranger: o~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: ASL?
You: 34, M, USA
You: Yourself?
Stranger: 23/f/chinese ,continue or say goodbye^^
You: Continue?
You: Continue!
Stranger: ye~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: I' a scientist.
You: (I'm)
You: I invented Marijuater.
Stranger: i c~~~~~~~i am a student~
Stranger: ^^
You: "Mary" "Water"
You: What do you study?
Stranger: what is mary water~
Stranger: chinese literature
You: Are you familiar with marijuana?
You: "pot"
Stranger: o ~~~~~~~i know
Stranger: american like marijuana
You: Yes, it is of great importance here.
Stranger: right?
You: Amerijuater is different than marijuana.
You: We have infused THC with the H20
Stranger: but can u tell me y u like marijuana but dislike cigarette
You: Marjuana is healthy, a cigarette is not... but marijuater is healthier still
Stranger: 'Marjuana is healthy'........really?
You: You do not smoke Marijuater, you drink it.
You: In moderation, marijuana is healthy, in moderation.
Stranger: ...........i have no idea
You: The smoke contains tissue-damaging particles, but nothing that lasts for very long.
You: The chemical in Marijuana is very good for you.
You: THC
Stranger: o~i c ~~~~~
You: The delivery method of smoking is not as healthy.
You: Therefore, we have made it into a water.
You: One 8 ounce bottle is the same as smoking a large marijuana cigarette.
Stranger: yea~~~like Michael Phelps
You: Phelps is a great example.
You: A moderate smoker, superb athlete.
You: Even better with Marijuater.
Stranger: but y he was blamed by ohters
You: Better even if he were to swim in it.
You: Oh, those were the old-timers.
You: The contrarians.
Stranger: so where do u work?
You: In a laboratory in the northern US.
You: I live there as well.
You: It is a self-contained environment.
You: Do you work?
Stranger: i am a student~
You: I hope to bring Marijuana to other parts of the world.
Stranger: can u tell me something about New Jersey
You: I have been there once.
You: I may or may not be able to help.
Stranger: Y? dont u like USA?
You: I love the USA, that is where I am.
Stranger: ye~
You: It is very large, hard to visit every part when you work a lot.
You: The country is large, I mean.
Stranger: ye~i know
Stranger: a friend of mine ~live in new jersey
You: Also, New Jersey is on the opposite side of the country.
You: It is a very great place, home of the NegroTaco.
Stranger: i love him~~~maybe ~~~~~~~~but ~~~~~~~~~~~~-_-
You: A great philosopher of modern times.
You: The friend you love? Or the NegroTaco?
Stranger: The friend
You: Ah, I see, for a second there, I thought we had a connection...
You: you see...
You: NegroTaco inspired me to create Marijuater.
Stranger: what
Stranger: o~
You: I thought for a second that you knew him.
You: He is very drunk,
Stranger: but i have no idea about NegroTaco
You: but with Marijuater, he will be less fat in the neck.
You: If you visit Jersey again,
You: you will know him.
You: He is popular now.
Stranger: maybe i can ask my friends~
You: He is a writer, a thought provoker.
You: He is a Slap Pal.
Stranger: write what
You: And soon he will weigh less, and enjoy Marijuater.
You: He writes lots of things,
Stranger: the famous is ?
You: He is famous in literary and philisophical circles.
You: Famous in academics as well.
You: He wasn't there for the poocano though.
You: A great time with Big Brother.
You: When is school over for you?
Stranger: maybe u dont know ~in china~~~~~~what about u
You: I will work in the laboratory for many years.
Stranger: and before work
Stranger: ?
You: Before work I studied herbal meds, and liberal arts.
Stranger: school~?
You: Yes, many years of it.
You: I kept changing majors.
Stranger: i mean school name ^^
You: Oh yes, I went to Oral Roberts University, then moved to California.
You: Welcome to the jungle!
Stranger: o~~~~~~~~~i c ~
You: Now I create weed water.
You: Sorry,
You: Marijuater.
Stranger: i have to go to library now
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: The books will be there tomorrow.
You: You agree?
Stranger: maybe we could connect when i am back~
You: MSN: Marijuater Sloshy Nugs?
Stranger: hotmail
You: That is a concept,
You: wet buds
You: you can stick on the wall.
You: hotmail!
You: Would you like my address?
You: For further communication?
Stranger: ye ~if u want
You: Fantastic!
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: this is mine
You: [email protected]
You: So high!
Stranger: i have to go ~
Stranger: c u
You: cu2
You: oic

[starvingrobot]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiiiii
Stranger: you have won
You: what has i won?!
Stranger: dead parents
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

THEN...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey is this a real person?
Stranger: I mean do you like fucking your mom with a strapon?
You: the last person just said i won dead parents
Stranger: you did
Stranger: lemme go kill them
You: damn it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[gentle.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What does it mean when you dream about an old friend?
You: that you forgot to forward an email ten times
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my ball my court my rules
You: i check the ball
You: i dribble down the lane
You: i slam dunk over you and rest my nutsack on your forehead in the air for 1.5 seconds
You: you congratulate me on my serious hang time and wait for my response
Stranger: then?
You: i show you my and1 t shirt that says youre not game enough for me
You: it depicts a faceless man smashing the backboard with a fist
You: another speech bubble shows him asking if you want more
You: i turn back around and stare at your face waiting for an answer
You: before you answer i check the ball off your face and shoot a half court three
You: the ball sails in the net a perfect swish
You: i hand you one holy bible
You: the inside cover signed by me, #25
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CigaretteBeer]

Stranger: knock knock
You: caw!
Stranger: knock knock
You: caw!
You: polish my beak please
Stranger: jesus that's disturbing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[All Hail Wu Welsh]

i had been fuckin around the whole time startin every convo with you wanna get weird? got some people pissed until some chick actually went along with it and wa saying funny shit back, it then moved to a serious conversation and i found out i was talking to this french babe.

She gave me email, facebook, and myspace all to prove it was actually her and that we she was actually 19.  man i hope shes not some random french creep poaching girls info, or some psycho chick, because now im in love.  if this girl exists, is not a psycho, and actually looks how she looks in her pictures i hit the omegle lottery.  fuck this is so weird ive never done anything remotely close to this in terms internet creeping.