Author Topic: Would You Suck Your Own Cock If You Could? (Read 7325 times)

Watson · « **on:** August 21, 2009, 08:47:46 PM »

Fuck yeah I would. Only right after I got out of the shower though. And absoloutely no, and I mean NO busting in my own mouth.

What about you guys?

CeeyMar · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:53:18 PM »

........yes.

you took to much · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:55:36 PM »

the tip has touched my lip once, i was just seeing if it was possible...

it felt extremely extremely gay. its weird having a penis that close to your face. frightening.

bumptobar · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:58:06 PM »

no way, that shit would be too weird. Youd feel a dick in your mouth more than a mouth on your dick.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:59:14 PM »

When I was a young teenage boy I could touch the tip of it to my lip. If I could get it in there I'd suck myself off. I wouldn't blow my load in my own mouth though.

1992 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:03:26 PM »

I gotta agree with Nick. on this one.

grimcity · « **Reply #6 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:04:27 PM »

What do you mean "if you could?" It's always party tiiiime!

13callsBS · « **Reply #7 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:08:26 PM »

Yeah, who wouldn't?

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #8 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:24:54 PM »

Quote from: Nick. on August 21, 2009, 08:58:06 PM

no way, that shit would be too weird. Youd feel a dick in your mouth more than a mouth on your dick.

I feel a dick in my hand everytime I masterbate. Though I guess it would be different

Gold Toof · « **Reply #9 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:29:39 PM »

That is such a loaded question but yea why the fuck not

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Quote from: The Gipper on August 21, 2009, 09:24:54 PM

I feel a dick in my hand everytime I masterbate. Though I guess it would be different

Woody Allen once called masturbation "sex with someone you love".

HRPoodersmith · « **Reply #10 on:** August 22, 2009, 12:13:42 AM »

Totally would suck my own penis. I was trying really hard one time, and had my legs flopped over my head. I pulled a little TOO hard on my shaft and blew a load right in my own mouth. It was one of the top 27 gayest things i've ever done

FILIFE · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:27:09 AM »

Yeah probably

Quote from: HRPoodersmith on August 22, 2009, 12:13:42 AM

It was one of the top 27 gayest things i've ever done

What were the other 26?

snickers · « **Reply #12 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:39:15 AM »

Sleazy · « **Reply #13 on:** August 22, 2009, 04:06:30 AM »

nah, i could never step to my wifes skills so why bother

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #14 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:27:46 AM »

If I could, I'd at least try at.

RightCoastBiased · « **Reply #15 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:47:05 AM »

I think sucking your own dick would be legit, only if you didn't bust in your mouth or swallow. Because that shit is gay.

ALT · « **Reply #16 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:57:37 AM »

I remember arguing about this with a kid who regularly sucked his own dick. His argument was "Its the same thing as using your own hand"

Even if I could do it, I'm not having any penis in my mouth.

nice weather · « **Reply #17 on:** August 22, 2009, 10:46:47 AM »

I know this one dude who openly admitted to drinking his own semen. Usually I don't care what floats peoples boats, but he crossed a line there and I just can't look him straight in the eye anymore.

Carrolls Chesthairs · « **Reply #18 on:** August 22, 2009, 10:52:39 AM »

...shit no man.

Sleazy · « **Reply #19 on:** August 22, 2009, 10:58:04 AM »

Quote from: Yo Mr. Hapredingli on August 22, 2009, 10:46:47 AM

I know this one dude who openly admitted to drinking his own semen. Usually I don't care what floats peoples boats, but he crossed a line there and I just can't look him straight in the eye anymore.

is that because he's squinting?

Ben Throttle · « **Reply #20 on:** August 22, 2009, 12:17:01 PM »

Is that even a question? I believe everyone with a dick has thought about performing this act at least once.

fuckstick · « **Reply #21 on:** August 22, 2009, 12:28:38 PM »

I do yoga for the same reason every other guy out there does it. lol

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #22 on:** August 22, 2009, 12:52:02 PM »

I remember a friend gave me a porn called like "bitches in heat" or something. In the intro a dude is fucking a chick, and bends over and starts licking his own dick head. When I saw that, I lost my boner, turned the movie off, and went to bed a little freaked out.

yo yo yo · « **Reply #23 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:22:03 PM »

I lost my job because of it, my family wont speak to me anymore, I literally have no life, I spend almost every waking hour mastering its fine arts, of course I experience casualtys I thought I blinded myself this one time for sure.
The eye doctor saw to that.

If you know anyone you love who performs or you suspect performs the act of "self fellacio" out right ask them. If youre at dinner and are too nervous or scared remember youre saving their life. You should preferrablly confront them in front of their family or other love ones so that an intervention will soon follow.

"So matt how's the wife and kids, now that you got that raise and everything, must be pretty nice"

"I know you suck your own dick bill"
easy as that, you can be the pivotal turnaround in someones life, Godbless!

jack burton · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:41:20 PM »

half the fun of a bj is is busting in the bitches mouth so its a maybe. i wouldnt be able to look at myself ever again if i busted in my own mouth.

HoneyBear · « **Reply #25 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:54:56 PM »

I just wanna taste some nector,you know what i mean?

kilgore. · « **Reply #26 on:** August 22, 2009, 03:00:30 PM »

well, i mean i jack my self off cause i can. so why wouldn't i suck my self off if i could?

Watson · « **Reply #27 on:** August 22, 2009, 05:01:34 PM »

Quote from: yo yo yo on August 22, 2009, 02:22:03 PM

I lost my job because of it, my family wont speak to me anymore, I literally have no life, I spend almost every waking hour mastering its fine arts, of course I experience casualtys I thought I blinded myself this one time for sure.
The eye doctor saw to that.

If you know anyone you love who performs or you suspect performs the act of "self fellacio" out right ask them. If youre at dinner and are too nervous or scared remember youre saving their life. You should preferrablly confront them in front of their family or other love ones so that an intervention will soon follow.

"So matt how's the wife and kids, now that you got that raise and everything, must be pretty nice"

"I know you suck your own dick bill"
easy as that, you can be the pivotal turnaround in someones life, Godbless!

This could almost approach being funny if you fucking learned how to use the written word properly.

fuckstick · « **Reply #28 on:** August 22, 2009, 05:04:56 PM »

Quote from: HoneyBear on August 22, 2009, 02:54:56 PM

I just wanna taste some nector,you know what i mean?

lol

yo yo yo · « **Reply #29 on:** August 22, 2009, 05:17:14 PM »

Quote from: Watson on August 22, 2009, 05:01:34 PM

Quote from: yo yo yo on August 22, 2009, 02:22:03 PM
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I lost my job because of it, my family wont speak to me anymore, I literally have no life, I spend almost every waking hour mastering its fine arts, of course I experience casualtys I thought I blinded myself this one time for sure.
The eye doctor saw to that.

If you know anyone you love who performs or you suspect performs the act of "self fellacio" out right ask them. If youre at dinner and are too nervous or scared remember youre saving their life. You should preferrablly confront them in front of their family or other love ones so that an intervention will soon follow.

"So matt how's the wife and kids, now that you got that raise and everything, must be pretty nice"

"I know you suck your own dick bill"
easy as that, you can be the pivotal turnaround in someones life, Godbless!

[close]

This could almost approach being funny if you fucking learned how to use the written word properly.

GRAMeR NAZI!!!!!!!

Author Topic: Would You Suck Your Own Cock If You Could? (Read 7325 times)

CeeyMar

you took to much

1992

13callsBS

FILIFE

yo yo yo

HoneyBear

yo yo yo