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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3300 on: August 03, 2007, 01:42:02 PM »
And on top of that I really need 149's now.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3301 on: August 03, 2007, 02:30:32 PM »
People always driving by my house honking their horns... but they never stop.  ::)

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3302 on: August 03, 2007, 04:10:37 PM »
that the haslam demo/game of skate/premiere of united by fate 2 is like 20 hours from now.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3303 on: August 03, 2007, 05:01:23 PM »
having to wait until next thursday to get my computer fixed. right now i can only open safari, and even still it doesn't work too well

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3304 on: August 03, 2007, 07:05:19 PM »
having to wait until next thursday to get my computer fixed. right now i can only open safari, and even still it doesn't work too well

get camino

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3305 on: August 03, 2007, 07:07:08 PM »
my friends all at LOLlapalooza so i have no one to hang out with no one to bang out with ugh

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3306 on: August 03, 2007, 07:29:54 PM »
Lost a pair of sunglasses I was super stoked on that I only had for a few days, shouldnt have gone swimming with them.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3307 on: August 03, 2007, 08:09:17 PM »
I feel lonely and unaccomplished.  My only passion besides getting stoned is skateboarding and I'm too much of a pussy/broke ass to get really good at it.  I can't get girls because I'm not even happy with myself.  But I have no idea how to change that because I've grown too comfortable being a lazy stoner.  I see the 50 year old single cooks I work with, and it terrifies me because I see myself in 30 years, an ignorant and single loser. 

God I just want to feel normal.  To love and to be loved.  To feel success.  To be the well-off, intelligent dude who's sick at skating and has a hot girlfriend, instead of the loser.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3308 on: August 03, 2007, 08:38:49 PM »
 :'(
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3309 on: August 03, 2007, 09:27:38 PM »
skitching...what the fuck was I thinking?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3310 on: August 03, 2007, 09:52:51 PM »
HAVING A CAR BUT NO LICSENSE TO DRIVE IT TIGHT!
IF YOU HAVE SEX ONCE, YOU GET HERPES. IF YOU DO COKE ONCE, YOU DIE AND LOSE YOUR JOB.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3311 on: August 04, 2007, 09:38:26 AM »
Ankle bruises.  Lazy hippie jump gone wrong.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3312 on: August 04, 2007, 09:39:43 AM »
That notorious post drinking bowel movement.
I fucked my ankle up pretty hard like a month ago. It's pretty healthy now, enough that I can easily walk or run, or drive, just not skate. I hate being on that last little stage of recovery before I can skate again. The weather has been absolutely perfect and everything too. Frustrating.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3313 on: August 04, 2007, 12:13:03 PM »
Fuck man, last time I wiped out on a hippie jump, my ankles were probably what hurt the least.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3314 on: August 04, 2007, 12:49:14 PM »
Fuck man, last time I wiped out on a hippie jump, my ankles were probably what hurt the least.

Like I said, I just was being lazy and didn't suck my back leg up enough.  Smashed it on the rail support and then banged my shin on the rail as I fell forward.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3315 on: August 04, 2007, 01:32:45 PM »
people that try to fuck around on craigslist.  I was trying to buy a drumset that was listed at $1000, and when I get there the guy gives me some story about how he listed it wrong and really wants $1500...dude was trying to pull some bullshit...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3316 on: August 04, 2007, 02:51:15 PM »
My friend accidently deleted all the footage on his camera, and that includes the stuff I got for the slap video. Definitely not stoked on that.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3317 on: August 04, 2007, 03:29:28 PM »
that must suck some serious asss

hippie jumps SUCK

i got cought up on the bar and did a faceplant

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3318 on: August 04, 2007, 06:07:46 PM »
My friend accidently deleted all the footage on his camera, and that includes the stuff I got for the slap video. Definitely not stoked on that.
did your austin stephens line get deleted?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3319 on: August 04, 2007, 06:26:13 PM »
people putting bitches at the end of sentences. you sound like a teenage girl

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3320 on: August 04, 2007, 06:42:10 PM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3321 on: August 05, 2007, 01:12:45 PM »
Lending skatemovies to friends, then when you ask for them after a long time, they have the covers, but somehow lost the discs.

This also includes lending "regular movies" out, and not getting them back

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3322 on: August 05, 2007, 06:36:37 PM »
expansion of the suburbs

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3323 on: August 05, 2007, 06:47:11 PM »
starting a warehouse job tomorrow
fuck

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3324 on: August 05, 2007, 06:55:49 PM »
Not working.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3325 on: August 07, 2007, 08:11:40 AM »
heat transfer graphics. i hate being covered in little paint specks all the time.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3326 on: August 07, 2007, 09:34:57 AM »
Nobody ever order decks from these motherfuckers.

http://cgi.ebay.ca/3-BLANK-SKATEBOARD-DECKS-Gold-Black-Deck-SKATEBOARDS_W0QQitemZ220136488791QQihZ012QQcategoryZ58124QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Although they are clearly labeled as 7 3/4, I ordered those exact ones and received a box of 8 inchers, that are flat as fuck, and are accompanied by the shittiest griptape I've ever seen.

And I'm gonna have to keep them because I don't want to go through the hassle of shipping them back, then waiting two more weeks to have my boards.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3327 on: August 07, 2007, 05:11:50 PM »
kev the "jump like a black/gold tiger" statement didn't give away their kookyness? how could you not realise that something was going to go wrong with a statement like that? they obviously don't know anything about skating

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3328 on: August 07, 2007, 05:30:53 PM »
And this is a thread for classic slap since it has over 44,000 views and 113 pages of replies.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3329 on: August 07, 2007, 05:50:22 PM »
kev the "jump like a black/gold tiger" statement didn't give away their kookyness? how could you not realise that something was going to go wrong with a statement like that? they obviously don't know anything about skating

I thought that meant they had lots of pop.



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