Author Topic: Cruiser Winners Tally: The List is Complete (Read 36823 times)

grimcity · « **Reply #720 on:** December 18, 2009, 11:41:59 AM »

For most of my life, mayo was the most disgusting thing to me... the smell could make me sick if I was around it long enough... and I dislike very few foods.

I was put on some meds for a couple of years that fucked with me like crazy... the pills caused me to gain a lot of weight and all of a sudden I started craving mayo like a fiend. I got off the meds, lost the weight, and lost the "need" for mayo, but I do enjoy it now... but not like when I was on those pills and shit.

H8R part 4 · « **Reply #721 on:** December 18, 2009, 11:47:33 AM »

i don't like too much of anything but especially mayo. if you could only see my face you'd know how turned off by mayo i am. like mayo on burger

i just puked in my mouth a little.

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #722 on:** December 18, 2009, 11:50:05 AM »

Quote from: faster! on December 18, 2009, 11:47:33 AM

i don't like too much of anything but especially mayo. if you could only see my face you'd know how turned off by mayo i am. like mayo on burger i just puked in my mouth a little.

you said puke and i thot about puke on a burger... now i puked in my mouth a little. vicious cycle of puke.....

Narcissus · « **Reply #723 on:** December 18, 2009, 12:35:29 PM »

grim, i'm sorry for your trauma. Mayo is fucking disgusting.

Boston. · « **Reply #724 on:** December 18, 2009, 12:56:41 PM »

there is absolutely no way in hell you can get me to eat anything with mayo knowingly. i want to throw up at the sight of it. the only time i've ever had something with mayo on it i took one bit and spit it out completely. i knew what it was even though i'd never had it before

cold budweisers · « **Reply #725 on:** December 18, 2009, 01:01:05 PM »

i'm not a mayonnaise fan by any means, but i don't understand how it disgusts people so much. it doesn't really taste like anything to me. is it the consistency or what?

jildo · « **Reply #726 on:** December 18, 2009, 01:03:32 PM »

Quote from: gulo gulo on December 18, 2009, 01:01:05 PM

i'm not a mayonnaise fan by any means, but i don't understand how it disgusts people so much. it doesn't really taste like anything to me. is it the consistency or what?

For me, mainly because it's so thick and the smell isn't helping much either.

Mr. DNA · « **Reply #727 on:** December 18, 2009, 01:06:49 PM »

I love mayo. I just sit and watch TV and down ladles of the stuff. One time I filled up a kiddie pool full of mayo and just soaked in it under the hot sun. I then ate my way out of the rancid pool. Sure I was sick for 3 weeks .but the memories will last forever.

jildo · « **Reply #728 on:** December 18, 2009, 01:09:46 PM »

Quote from: Mr. DNA on December 18, 2009, 01:06:49 PM

I love mayo. I just sit and watch TV and down ladles of the stuff. One time I filled up a kiddie pool full of mayo and just soaked in it under the hot sun. I then ate my way out of the rancid pool. Sure I was sick for 3 weeks .but the memories will last forever.

champion.

Mr. DNA · « **Reply #729 on:** December 18, 2009, 01:57:29 PM »

It smells like weed in here!

MyUserName · « **Reply #730 on:** December 18, 2009, 02:29:12 PM »

Quote from: Mr. DNA on December 18, 2009, 01:57:29 PM

It smells like weed in here!

Anyone try that K2 stuff?

Steve French · « **Reply #731 on:** December 18, 2009, 04:11:42 PM »

Quote from: Mr. DNA on December 18, 2009, 01:06:49 PM

I love mayo. I just sit and watch TV and down ladles of the stuff. One time I filled up a kiddie pool full of mayo and just soaked in it under the hot sun. I then ate my way out of the rancid pool. Sure I was sick for 3 weeks .but the memories will last forever.

I thought mayo in the sun was mac sauce

boyan · « **Reply #732 on:** December 18, 2009, 04:26:28 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on December 18, 2009, 10:58:52 AM

Beer mustard is good, and that mustard they have at ikea is too. French's is best for plain yellow, but the germans make some good mustard too.

ikea mustard on a 1$ ikea hotdog = pure gold

skatebort · « **Reply #733 on:** December 18, 2009, 04:33:42 PM »

i used to work in a deli and had to make ham and pickle salad in a huge tub. being up to my elbows mixing a tub of mayo, relish, and ground bologna is enough to never want to touch any of those foods again. ever. i could throw up right now.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #734 on:** December 18, 2009, 08:21:09 PM »

If you don't like mayonaise it's because you're a sissy.

everypennyfedcar · « **Reply #735 on:** December 18, 2009, 09:38:17 PM »

Mayuhnaise is good with roast beef and hamburgers

MyUserName · « **Reply #736 on:** December 18, 2009, 11:17:52 PM »

Quote from: everypennyfedcar on December 18, 2009, 09:38:17 PM

Mayuhnaise is proof that God loves us.

Fixed.

drunk guy · « **Reply #737 on:** December 19, 2009, 06:19:05 AM »

i have moved from mayo to baconayse

plankskate · « **Reply #738 on:** December 19, 2009, 07:02:12 AM »

Quote from: drunk guy on December 19, 2009, 06:19:05 AM

i have moved from mayo to baconayse

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

everypennyfedcar · « **Reply #739 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:36:36 AM »

Quote from: drunk guy on December 19, 2009, 06:19:05 AM

i have moved from mayo to baconayse

Is that the bacon flavoured spread you are referring to?

everypennyfedcar · « **Reply #740 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:37:26 AM »

Quote from: MyUserName on December 18, 2009, 11:17:52 PM

Quote from: everypennyfedcar on December 18, 2009, 09:38:17 PM
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God loves Mayuhnaise
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Fixed.

jildo · « **Reply #741 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:41:13 AM »

Early Christmas dinner today. Can't wait to eat some good grub.
meatballs specifically.

StokedTaco · « **Reply #742 on:** December 19, 2009, 01:32:01 PM »

Quote from: jildo on December 19, 2009, 11:41:13 AM

Early Christmas dinner today. Can't wait to eat some good grub.
meatballs specifically.

fuck yeah, same here. family's lazy though, so i'll be piggin out on delivery pizza all night.

boyan · « **Reply #743 on:** December 19, 2009, 02:27:10 PM »

I'm sure all you guys would love our french fries with some mayo

jildo · « **Reply #744 on:** December 19, 2009, 03:43:12 PM »

Quote from: StokedTaco on December 19, 2009, 01:32:01 PM

Quote from: jildo on December 19, 2009, 11:41:13 AM
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Early Christmas dinner today. Can't wait to eat some good grub.
meatballs specifically.
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fuck yeah, same here. family's lazy though, so i'll be piggin out on delivery pizza all night.

sounds just asgood.

santa fe soup is delicious though and it makes me fart. win/win

grimcity · « **Reply #745 on:** December 19, 2009, 06:16:16 PM »

About to pick up about $75 worth of proper bbq ribs, chicken, and some bbq shrimp stuffed baked potatoes. Hellasleep awaits tonight.

Gordon Ramsay · « **Reply #746 on:** December 19, 2009, 06:24:56 PM »

I'm really into cooking, and if that makes me gay by Faster!'s standards, so be it.

I grilled up a nice Rib eye, while the rib eye was grilling, I simmered a balsamic reduction (brown sugar, garlic, balsamic vinegar) with some sliced up grilled red peppers, and once the meat was done grilling, poured it over the meat and put some shoestring deep fried potatoes to top that shit off.

GODDAMMIT IT WAS GOOD.

everypennyfedcar · « **Reply #747 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:07:34 PM »

That sounds delicious

tysj! · « **Reply #748 on:** December 20, 2009, 12:20:58 AM »

I HATE MAYOOOOOO

wuust · « **Reply #749 on:** December 20, 2009, 05:04:04 AM »

mayo + ketchup= cocktail sauce! so good!

Author Topic: Cruiser Winners Tally: The List is Complete (Read 36823 times)

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