Jersey Shore

[carbonite]

who the fuck eats and smokes a cig before intercourse

[BuddyPal]

possible ronnie vs vinny fight?

[max power]

so i guess this shrek-like beast is going to be in the next season:

[Nick..]

so i guess this shrek-like beast is going to be in the next season:

I'd rather have Angelina on the show again then be forced to look at that thing

[no fun]

"I just be the bystander, playing around. I be flipping pancakes while people are punching themselves in the face"
Situation

edit: I laughed so hard at this

[Prison Wallet]

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so i guess this shrek-like beast is going to be in the next season:

[close]

I'd rather have Angelina on the show again then be forced to look at that thing

My guess is she was cast to pound J Wow into the sand.

[frisco]

"I just be the bystander, playing around. I be flipping pancakes while people are punching themselves in the face"
Situation

edit: I laughed so hard at this

hahaha wow great screen grab, that was so funny

Doesnt Vinnie bone Angelina, and thats why Snookie suplexes her?

Definitely looking forward to that.

[BallDontLie]

who the fuck eats and smokes a cig before intercourse

what's the quote, "I'm like a Ferrari....yadda yadda"? I thought that was pretty funny. I can only imagine what his breath smelled like afterward.  


I would fuck Angelina if I were drunk as shit. Shes just a sloppy fallback.

[jimi420]

so i guess this shrek-like beast is going to be in the next season:

i feel like if i were to have sex with her i would end up crying in a fetal position while she sits on the other side of the bed smoking a cig.

I would fuck Angelina if I were drunk as shit. Shes just a sloppy fallback.

fixed.
 

[daniel]

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who the fuck eats and smokes a cig before intercourse

[close]

what's the quote, "I'm like a Ferrari....yadda yadda"? I thought that was pretty funny. I can only imagine what his breath smelled like afterward.  


I would fuck Angelina if I were drunk as shit. Shes just a sloppy fallback.

"I'm like a Ferrari, okay? I require high maintenance"

[Chiguy]

Lol at Ronnie pushing Vinnie in the preview saying it was "His fault"

No... Your bitch acting like a fucking child and not being able to keep her damn mouth closed started it. What kinda childish shit is that? She suggests making dinner, doesn't contribute shit, then "on principle" won't eat it because J-woww made it. Then J-woww has a conversation with Angelina after Vinnie snitched that she was talking shit and trying to stir up the pot, and Sammie jumps in the conversation out of no fucking where

[David]

so i guess this shrek-like beast is going to be in the next season:

would

[BallDontLie]

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I would fuck Angelina if I were drunk as shit. Shes just a sloppy fallback.

[close]

fixed.

Gotcha. I mean yeah, would, but her voice bro. Something about it is weird. As long as she doesn't talk or put on those sunglasses.


And look at the neck on that ^^^ she's like a bouncer or something.

[Mackattack]

If you boned Angelina youd be signing yourself up for some baby back bullshit afterwords. I wouldnt kiss her on the lips but shes nice and thick. All males in the house should run train on that poor man's Kardashian and call it a day.

Edit*  - Im sure Snooks would have something to bring to the table in a gangbang.

[David]

I'd have her as my life partner.

[max power]

Edit*  - Im sure Snooks would have something to bring to the table in a gangbang.

beer, when people get thirsty. that's it.

[russ]

I saw Pauly today driving a new white Mercedes. I tried to wave but he just laughed. 

[ThatOneGuy]

[starvingrobot]

I saw Pauly today driving a new white Mercedes. I tried to wave but he just laughed. 

I actually believe that, both you being Providence locals.

[russ]

It was in the hood and he had a really sloppy looking dude next to him. Maybe a crack dealer?

[saucy ragu]

I could stare at this for hours and still not know what to think. It has the same affect as when I first saw "Dogs Playing Poker"; wondering what they're thinking of and how they were able to.

[frisco]

Most entertaining episode to date.

When the cabs arrive and they start yelling "BUSTED", I laughed so damn hard

Situation absolutely killed it "The girl was pretty much uh peed on, in many different ways, she just took it and smiled, just like when your little and you wanna believe Santa Claus is alive, Santa Claus is fucking dead."

might have to watch this again

[starvingrobot]

Sitch had some golden quotes but I can't even think of them.  "So you guys are twins huh?...  That's hot!"  The way he was sitting on his sister's lap was kinda weird too.

I think the house said "Fossil watch" like 20 times this episode.

[saucy ragu]

Sitch had some golden quotes but I can't even think of them.  "So you guys are twins huh?...  That's hot!"  The way he was sitting on his sister's lap was kinda weird too.

I think the house said "Fossil watch" like 20 times this episode.

Fossil watches are to guidos are what gold is to leprechauns.

[Northcity23]

"nothing like a little herpes to ruin the party"

[eight oh eight]

that vinny/angelina situation went from heated to nasty.  dude didn't put up any fossil watch and got to ride the staten island ferry for free.

[jimi420]

Ronnie and Sammi are the two worst people on the show. Sammi's a regular bitch and Ronnie is a roided out halfwit.

[Garth Marenghi]

Watched the first season (maybe in it's entirety, can't remember) and tried to watch the first episode of season two, but it was just too much. Brain matter pouring out of my ears like porridge.

[Chiguy]

Angelina needs to stop fronting like she hates Vinny.

Its painful trying to watch her, force herself to talk down on him when she obviously likes him, and then in the same instance act like a jealous female when she see's him hooking up with girls that aren't her.

[Alan]

Angelina needs to stop fronting like she hates Vinny.

Its painful trying to watch her, force herself to talk down on him when she obviously likes him, and then in the same instance act like a jealous female when she see's him hooking up with girls that aren't her.

Since they have hooked up later on I think it's all good now. I would have loved it if they'd hate-smushed, though.

And I'm sorta bummed that Jenny got whooped...