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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #210 on: November 27, 2010, 11:31:35 PM »
can't do any nollie flip stuff, never done a back 50 50 either.
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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #211 on: November 29, 2010, 05:08:53 PM »
Anything that is switch or nollie and involves kickflip. I just can't kickflip with that foot, heels are fine though.

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #212 on: November 30, 2010, 02:37:22 AM »
nollie heels - I dont know what is but i cannot do them and if by some miracle i get one it practically rolls along the ground. I remember a time in my early days of skating when everyone in my area was doing nollie heels for some reason and i was the only one who couldn't I felt so left out  :'(

bs and fs flips - seriously fuck those tricks I cannot make them work. maybe one in a bajillion but it'll be sloppy

bs 5/0's i dont know why, but they freak me out

a tonne of simple mini ramp stuff. basically my mini skills are all over the place

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #213 on: November 30, 2010, 02:52:09 AM »
never been able to fakie ollie down stuff before, ive been able to do it over stuff like hips and general bank type situations buuuut i managed to learn do do them off a 2 foot block the other day, with reasonable speed aswell

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #214 on: December 01, 2010, 01:54:46 PM »
While other people bust em out like their back boards, I've never done a bs feeble....there's something I just don't get.
Oh yeah, also, there's not really a rail to learn them on :D

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #215 on: December 02, 2010, 11:49:47 PM »
Backside noseslides, I cannot do them unless I go very slow and even then I don't slide them far. I also cannot backside crook, or hardflip. There are plenty I have probably forgot about, the list goes on.

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #216 on: December 03, 2010, 12:44:43 AM »
backside feebles, and i'm so very sad about it.
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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #217 on: December 03, 2010, 07:39:25 PM »
Also have never been able to grasp feeble grinds.

nollie flips and varial heels can eat a dick

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #218 on: December 04, 2010, 12:45:48 PM »
Tre-flips. Never had, never will

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #219 on: December 06, 2010, 08:53:59 AM »
Ledge shit, as well as switch/nollie flip tricks.

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #220 on: December 06, 2010, 09:26:09 AM »
Somebody please tell me the secret to no complys so I can grow up to be that old, fat guy who does nothing but no complys and slappies

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #221 on: December 06, 2010, 09:30:31 AM »
Somebody please tell me the secret to no complys so I can grow up to be that old, fat guy who does nothing but no complys and slappies

while moving, put one foot on the ground and with the foot thats still on the board... do whatever you want and make it into a trick

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #222 on: December 06, 2010, 10:14:39 AM »

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #223 on: December 07, 2010, 01:26:40 AM »
Nosegrinds down hubbas. How do you come off with out nosediving into the ground?
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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #224 on: December 07, 2010, 04:33:08 AM »
Damn fs flips.. I guess i would be able to do it, but im waaaaaaaay to lazy..

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #225 on: December 15, 2010, 05:53:10 PM »
Pretty much everything. I've never tried to learn tricks in all my years of skating until this year. Once the snow clears and I move to Canada, I'll be unemployed and I'm gonna spend every second on my free time skating. There's like 4 concrete parks there. I'm stoked.

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #226 on: December 15, 2010, 07:24:03 PM »
Pivot fakies, 50-50 reverts, front smith grinds all on tranny. I seem to have skipped the basics

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #227 on: December 15, 2010, 08:51:32 PM »
360 flips, I can do them sometimes, but I wouldn't say that I have learned them just because they feel that awkward under me. Frontside five-o's, same with 360 flips, they feel really awkward when I do them, I don't quite have the technique down. I've basically given up with them, too frustrating to try hard on tricks that will forever feel awkward.

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #228 on: December 16, 2010, 12:05:52 AM »
sw/nollie heels and sw/nollie flips, and any other trick that involves those tricks.
tre flips


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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #229 on: December 31, 2010, 04:06:03 AM »
normal fs shuvits. seriously I can't understand those.
I feel more confortable trying fs bigspins than just shuvit

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #230 on: December 31, 2010, 05:55:16 PM »
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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #231 on: January 02, 2011, 12:31:14 PM »
3flips and switch back180's

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #232 on: January 04, 2011, 05:14:56 PM »
i will never land an inward heel

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #233 on: January 04, 2011, 05:36:03 PM »
been skating for fifteen years and have done maybe 10 360 flips. it sucks trying your ass off and never getting it and seeing people do them and their feet barely move.
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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #234 on: January 06, 2011, 02:11:49 PM »
i will never land an inward heel

Probably a good thing. That trick rarely looks good. Nollie inward heels on the other hand....

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #235 on: January 06, 2011, 05:39:05 PM »
I didn't learn how to properly do pop shove it's till last summer, after 9 years of skating and doing them the shitty scissor kick way.  Just learned nollies a couple months ago also. Plus I finnaly figured out how to do a proper high ollie, I could barely get um up curbs before about a year ago.

Heelflips have always eluded me, they always stab me in the gooch.

I dunno I guess nosemanuals, I suck at them.

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #236 on: January 06, 2011, 08:34:39 PM »
Heelflips... I land the occasional horrible one but I've been skating for 4 years and never had them solid

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #237 on: January 15, 2011, 06:59:57 PM »
Heelflips... I land the occasional horrible one but I've been skating for 4 years and never had them solid

4 years oh man your a real veteran in the game.... ::)

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #238 on: January 19, 2011, 04:52:53 PM »

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Re: Simple Shit You Never Learned
« Reply #239 on: January 19, 2011, 05:13:56 PM »
Heelflips... I land the occasional horrible one but I've been skating for 4 years and never had them solid
same, and i cant do em fakie either
also i will never try regular inward heels, thats probably about it.
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