I was on a vacation with the same girl from above, you know, the brother molesting bitch. We went with her mother to the worst place in the United States, Dodge City, Kansas, for her mum's 20 year highschool Anniversary. Anyways, we stay at this bed and breakfast, and while her mom ( and the entire fucking town) is at this rodeo, we decide to fuck in her mom's huge ass bed. I'm hitting it from the backside when I slip out of vag and into foreign territory (asshole.) She made a noise of extreme discomfort, but then pulled me in closer. We tried for a few seconds longer before she decided she didn't like it.
So I pull out, and there is shit in my pubes, on my dick, and I can smell it...It was pretty awful, but I didn't want to make shit awkward, so I wrapped the covers around my cock and cleaned the goods before going back into the comfort zone (vagina.) I tried to continue, but I went soft when I couldn't shake the smell. She aksed what was wrong, and I lightheartedly point at a tiny particle of poop in my pubes. She started balling, ran out of the room, and hid in the bathroom for over an hour, balling.
After some coaxing, she came out of the bathroom and into my arms. I held her for an hour... we laughed, we cried, talked about the future. And then her mom came home from the rodeo, kicked us out of her room, and she slept with shit covered blankets.