Impact Waffle sounds like someone’s fetish name
The whole marketing text reads like some creative Texter is bullshiting around to fuck with us.
Vans Skateboarding is excited to introduce a highly-limited drop of the all-new Zahba in an exclusive colorway just for Vans Family members. Congratulation Van Doren.
This shoe celebrates everything skateboarding by combining cutting-edge technology with a skate plaza-inspired colorway that nods to the spaces where skate communities come together. wow maximum nonsense.
Vans Skateboarding's new Zahba model takes skate progression to the next level with:
Impact Waffle™ for next level impact protection
SickStick™ rubber outsole for enhanced grip & durabilitythis guys ROFL that they get a ShitStick trademarked and inside this text.
The Zahba was also designed with sustainability in mind and qualifies for Vans’ VR3 Checkerboard Globe Logo. Vans VR3 designation follows strict material guidelines with one or a combination of regenerative, responsibly sourced renewable, and recycled materials making up at least 30% of the product.
so they gave this kids in the sweatshop in china a strict gridline to go through garbage in search of material... cheapest greenwashing blablabla
Start you own factory with people on your payroll and full control of your purchase chain - to gain respect and produce from cradle to cradle instead of this lame nonsense.
Sounds worse like Cariuma.