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more garbage from emerica. dakota servold shoe
Fake ass dylan bullshit no one wants

"bUt ThEy MaKe ShOeS tHaT aRe ReAlLy fOr SkAtEbOaRdInG dOn't dO iT Blablablablabla"
Emerica is for old heads who USED to skate but didn't stand on a board for years. And now they won't shut the fuck up about how everyone needs to be core like it's 199X.
Well, there's your new shoe.
Enjoy it.
Just because we're a little gray up top and long in the tooth doesn't mean we can't have supportive footwear. I can't wait to visit my local cobbler to purchase these. These are going to be my soup shoes. Whether I am making soup or eating soup, my feet shall be adorned with these.
If only my dear old wife, Tabitha, could see me now... more often then not I still talk to her out loud like she's still here.
"Minestrone could use a little more salt, eh dear?" I say to the empty kitchen. "That's one hearty clam chowder!" I say loudly with enthusiasm as I eat my soup on a tv tray.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I hear the neighbor yell through the thin walls.
These will be my soup shoes.