help me out with my drug test

[walrus]

i got an interview to home depot and i need the job so how do i pass the drug test if i smoked piff alot, should i buy a detox product? which is the best and the best price? would i be able to smoke right before i do the detox and then pass the test?

wait have any of yall ever worked there, do they even drug test?

[thugnificent]

yo its home depot not the navy bruh bruh

[brent]

i think johnc can help you

[Donkey Lips]

Didn't even know Home Depot did drug tests.

[Gnomon]

I worked there once and yes they drug test. Any place where people are operating heavy machinery is gonna drug test. Also they can do random drug tests on people and you will get fired if you don't pass.

It's only a piss test though - just get someone elses piss and pour it into the cup when you go into the bafroom.

[GnArcIsSisTic]

i cracked up reading the thread name...

oh my gash.

[Inbred Jed]

Ask one of the Mexican day laborers out front to pee in your mouth and then spit it into the cup

[walrus]

im lookin for answers about the detox jawn if you havent noticed

[noileum]

It's only a piss test though - just get someone elses piss and pour it into the cup when you go into the bafroom.

make sure it's not form another pot head tho

ask your parents, no wait

that might not work 

[rawbertson.]

i work for fastenal it is kind of like home depot but more for manufacturing + constuction... do you think if i work to work at the one in SF id have to pass a drug test??? i want to work there some day its right by pier 7. like do all states have that drug testing shit?

[H8R part 4]

drink your cum. 
it sounds gross/weird but more than a fair share of slap pals have passed their drug tests doing it. 
i myself have passed 12 months of drug testing while i was on probation.   

[rawbertson.]

i just assumed if yoyu were on slap you already knew that ^

[Bobbito]

I remember reading on some website that if you swallow your own load, then.....oh wait that's here nvm

[tangar]

I would say use someone who you know is cleans piss. best way is to microwave a cup of water for few mins, coffee cups with lids are best. then have piss in small bottle or sandwich bag and keep it in hott water till u get there then tuck it in your undies. or there is synthetic urine you can buy that comes with a heat pad.  they go for abot 30 bucks here in Cali 60 bucks if you wantthe one with the waist band but you dont need that. and to rawb about the sf job, if the law passes in November making weed legal for recreational use I'm pretty sure i heard jobs will no longer test for it.

edit: detox products work but they are only masks. meaning they only keep you clean for a certain amount of hours. they usually recommend staying clean 48 hours prior to taking the drink or pills. and there are usually a lot of directions to follow about being on an empty stomach and drinking x amount of water etc etc. ask lots of questions at the smoke shop if you go that route. I'm assuming piff is weed am I right?

[Beeda Weeda]

i'm prety sure you have to drink a non drug users urine

[Bobby Peru]

I would say use someone who you know is cleans piss. best way is to microwave a cup of water for few mins, coffee cups with lids are best. then have piss in small bottle or sandwich bag and keep it in hott water till u get there then tuck it in your undies. or there is synthetic urine you can buy that comes with a heat pad.  they go for abot 30 bucks here in Cali 60 bucks if you wantthe one with the waist band but you dont need that. and to rawb about the sf job, if the law passes in November making weed legal for recreational use I'm pretty sure i heard jobs will no longer test for it.

edit: detox products work but they are only masks. meaning they only keep you clean for a certain amount of hours. they usually recommend staying clean 48 hours prior to taking the drink or pills. and there are usually a lot of directions to follow about being on an empty stomach and drinking x amount of water etc etc. ask lots of questions at the smoke shop if you go that route. I'm assuming piff is weed am I right?

Too complicated/expensive/just shitty carrying a bag of urine around. The cum thing is over in just a second and you're good to go after that.

[Narcissus]

i just assumed if yoyu were on slap you already knew that ^ did that recreationally.

[kilgore.]

i think johnc can help you

[StabMasterArson]

if you're trying to buy some time, run your thumb nail over a bar of soap and piss over your thumb into the sample. The soap will contaminate the sample thus buying you a few more days.

[starvingrobot]

Drink a gallon of green tea.  If that doesn't work, drink a gallon of your own piss.

[Monty Burns]

Dont listen to these lame attempts to trick you

Human sacrifce is the only way to give a clean drug test , to give you a higher chans to pass the test use a virgin .

beware of random attempts by barbaric heros to try to foil your plans

[tangar]

honestly all of these methods are proven scientifically so take your pick man.

[CigaretteBeer]

Drugs are illegal for a reason and those laws are there to protect us from ourselves. Somebody that is smoking drugs doesn't deserve a job.

[mandibleclaw]

yeah dude, you just have to bite the bullet and swallow your own jizz.  it might be gross but it's proven to work.  just do that the 2 nights before your test and you're golden.

[TheFreshSC]

the jizz thing is really gross, but i can attest that it works. the taste won't bother you after the first night

[The Donger]

If you want to get high, then maybe Home Depot (forklifts, heavy machinery, dropping palets on people possibly killing someone because you're high) isn't the place for you. Try McDonalds, Wendys, Burger King, Kinkos or standing in front of Home Depot-landscaping. Why would even apply at at job that drug tests while you were getting high, genius.

[walrus]

i honestly applied everywhere for stock position, didnt think id have a chance for an interview but now i do, i started on the cum drinkin already i made mad bitches give me chewys then they delude it with their spit and then we snowball

[Gnomon]

Drugs are illegal for a reason and those laws are there to protect us from ourselves. Somebody that is smoking drugs doesn't deserve a job.

yup totally agreed, in fact they should be locked up in jail too.

[smokecrack]

go buy some synthetic pee from a smoke shop. they're around 20-25 dollars. my gf's done it a few times and has passed her tests every time. if you don't have the money and can't get someone to spot you the cash, then you only have one option....

drink your jizz

[Hobochilli]

Orange juice lots of orange juice, if you mix it with the jizz its easier to drink it