i'm about to eat a turkeylurkey pot pie
I'm pretty sure that the way you focus your hate on me makes some types like me more.
but heres some shit you can make fun of me for.
I made this joke up. If it has been told before (which one joke I thought I made up was) then it is a coincidence.
Why did the triceratops go to the dermatologist?
It was covered in dino-sores!
That joke just plain sucks, but I love it anyway
how many moveon.org petitions does it take to change a lightbulb?
none moveon.org petitions don't change anything.
That joke is rad.