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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2010, 01:10:41 PM »
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2010, 01:22:39 PM »
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2010, 01:41:21 PM »
over compensating for your fear of the culture making the rap music you like so dressing and and acting like them to gloriously pathetic and hilarious effect.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2010, 02:10:42 PM »
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2010, 02:14:04 PM »

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2010, 02:48:15 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2010, 04:37:09 PM »
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2010, 05:04:58 PM »
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2010, 05:47:20 PM »
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2010, 06:15:14 PM »
Putting the bar of soap directly on your skin in the shower instead of using a washcloth.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2010, 06:22:04 PM »
Putting the bar of soap directly on your skin in the shower instead of using a washcloth.

Fuck...I'm guilty of this. I use unscented soap too. Thats even on some more whiteboy shit.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2010, 07:58:53 PM »
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2010, 08:59:48 PM »
Putting the bar of soap directly on your skin in the shower instead of using a washcloth.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2010, 04:59:50 AM »
why fuck with a wash cloth if you had a bar of soap?


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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2010, 05:48:05 AM »
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Wearing shorts in the winter

Thinking Lebron James is a sellout

Letting your dogs lick your lips

Saying nigga when you are drunk

Bringing your laptop to a coffee shop




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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #45 on: December 23, 2010, 06:14:30 AM »
Not having to steal everything that you have.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #46 on: December 23, 2010, 06:32:43 AM »
not dating fat white women

That stereotype has gotten too out of hand lmao.  Like I'll go to some hipster bar thinking im going to get me some of that "B.A. in Art History" pussy and some big fat white bitch will hit on me or try to dance with me.  EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #47 on: December 23, 2010, 06:53:38 AM »
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #48 on: December 23, 2010, 07:28:18 AM »
wallies, the smiths.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #49 on: December 23, 2010, 08:53:51 AM »
why fuck with a wash cloth if you had a bar of soap?
I'm thinking the same thing.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #50 on: December 23, 2010, 10:08:00 AM »
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I actually like No complys because of Harold Hunter and Ray Barbee.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #51 on: December 23, 2010, 10:11:38 AM »
I use a washloth and I don't like the Smiths

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #52 on: December 23, 2010, 10:15:09 AM »
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I actually like No complys because of Harold Hunter and Ray Barbee.

i'm yellow and i've been doing no comply variations since the 80s.  perhaps i'm white and never noticed?      



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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #53 on: December 23, 2010, 01:22:00 PM »
Asking people if they know how to roll blunts

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #54 on: December 23, 2010, 02:51:56 PM »
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No comply variations
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I actually like No complys because of Harold Hunter and Ray Barbee.

and I like country music because of Darius Rucker lol.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #55 on: December 23, 2010, 04:13:34 PM »
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #56 on: December 23, 2010, 04:27:11 PM »
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I'm thinking the same thing.

Once, In 7th grade, I brought my shower supplies for football and the black kid with the locker next to me flipped his shit because I planned on showering sans washcloth. In his words, it was "disgusting" to put the bar of soap directly on your skin? As a whiteboy, I've never understood the phenomenon myself, but most of my black friends over the years have confirmed that they used washcloths growing up.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #57 on: December 23, 2010, 04:33:16 PM »
Visors and visor beanies.
Not smoking Newports.
If you're under the age of 55, suspenders.
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #58 on: December 23, 2010, 06:44:53 PM »
showing your white skin

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #59 on: December 24, 2010, 12:38:44 AM »
Telling people you're "colorblind", oblivious to the advantages you get for just being white